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   What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?

10 Nov 2012 09:59 PM   |   10354 clicks   |   Carlsbad Current Argus
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quatchi    [TotalFark]  
Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.

10 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
Carlip     

quatchi: Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.


Only disappointed if the nunchucks hit biden after being tossed out a sun roof at 65mph...

10 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
PacManDreaming     
And Carlsbad used to be such a sleepy little town.

10 Nov 2012 08:22 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
LSD?

10 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
1979 White Firebird, and Lynyrd Skynyrd?

10 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
LordOfThePings     
What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?

You forgot spike strips.

10 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
theorellior     
Ghostriding the whip?

10 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: LSD?


After reading the article I stand by my guess.

10 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
ShobuZukuri     
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TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

10 Nov 2012 10:12 PM
AbbeySomeone     
white trash?

10 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
They all should be relevant in my obiatchuary?

10 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
I read her name as Boris Morris. It all made so much sense that the whole unfortunate lapse could be blamed on the name, a kind of reverse boy-named-Sue thing.

10 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
Apos     
LARPing ninjas on the freeway?

10 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
InternetSecurityGuard     
Is there actually a law in New Mexico that addresses the act of waving nunchaku out of a sunroof? Or maybey it just falls into the suspicious person category?

10 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
Medic Zero     
Carlsbad woman arrested after officer sees her using nunchucks while driving

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"

A woman was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation after she was seen swinging nunchucks from the sunroof of her yellow mustang Wednesday evening. and shouting "AMERICA! fark YEAH!

I read the headline and article to my girlfriend and she said "what is wrong with our country that you can't do that"?

10 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Ok, I'm not the worlds smartest guy, I'll admit it. But i have really been pondering why you would drive down the road, while doing chucks out the sunroof. I've been bored enough to fap on a long journey, (although i never did..cough) but seriously, chucks out the roof?

10 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
sweet-daddy-2     
Fore play?

10 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
DownDaRiver     
You guys aren't very good at this game
And I'm not going to give you the answer
You'll just have to read the article and figure it out for yourself

10 Nov 2012 10:26 PM
Apos     
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Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.

10 Nov 2012 10:28 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
I guessed "a mouth full of chiclets." but I guess that one a lot because I like the phrase.

10 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
danielscissorhands    [TotalFark]  
I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.

10 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  

danielscissorhands: I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.


Bravo.

10 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
Mainly because nunchaku are illegal in many states, and the daffy biatch ran from the cop. You get your pic in the paper and a nice fine!

10 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
EngineerBoy    [TotalFark]  
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What are three things that have never been in my kitchen?

10 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
brukmann     
What is, 'wind whipping' or 'woosh'.

Oh yeah, if Apos's picture is correct, she needs a whipping. Bad Bonnie. No toys for a week.


/damn i've been talking to my dom/sub friends too much the last couple days...

10 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
brukmann     
Any word if her car had a whistle tip?

/Woo woo

10 Nov 2012 10:47 PM
iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  

Apos:

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Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.

Still, the biggest turn off is that she drives a crappy car and does crazy things. So, if that is her, I'm sure she'd enjoy your, or anyone else's, company.

10 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
KrispyKritter     

Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.

10 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
johnson442     
Aren't 'chucks automatically a "concealed" weapon regardless of how you carry them?

10 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
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10 Nov 2012 10:53 PM
Apos     

KrispyKritter: Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.

because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.


Precisely!

10 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

Apos: uite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


Nobody's shown you the Venn diagram?

10 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
danielscissorhands    [TotalFark]  

Spiralmonkey: danielscissorhands: I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.

Bravo.


Thank you.

On a side note, do hipsters use Nun Chuck Converse?

10 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

johnson442: Aren't 'chucks automatically a "concealed" weapon regardless of how you carry them?


NO!

10 Nov 2012 10:59 PM
Apos     

Notabunny: Apos: uite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.

Nobody's shown you the Venn diagram?


Evidently not. And I'm not sure I want to see it.

10 Nov 2012 11:01 PM
brukmann     

iron de havilland: Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.


KrispyKritter: because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.


I don't actually think that is a picture of her, but good lord people. The article says she's 46, if that were her she's doing okay. I bet the disparity between what you say is hot in public and what your S/O looks like is huge.

I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).

No wonder so many women have instabilities related to their looks--it's guys like you two.

10 Nov 2012 11:02 PM
charttn     
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Damnit Bonnie!
I told ya. Don't be ninja'en no one that don't need ninja'en!

10 Nov 2012 11:02 PM
charttn     

brukmann: I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).


There's a pill for that dude.

10 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
illannoyin     
A biatchin' Camaro?

10 Nov 2012 11:12 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
In high school my friends would go to the adult superstore and get all the latest free adult magazines they had, and they'd hold them up through the sunroof at stop lights. Someone called the police eventually. Good thing numchucks weren't involved.

10 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
Now I Is!     

Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


Is that an actor headshot? 'Cause if it is I think we already know the answer.

10 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
Ebenator    [TotalFark]  
DRTFA, but the headline made me think of this...
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10 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
skinink     
Everybody was kung fu driving - HO!
That biatch was fast as lightning - HA!

10 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
Loaded Six String     
The scene is almost complete. The only thing missing is "Fark the Police" blasting from the car stereo.

10 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
Porous Horace     
My first sexual experience.

/doesn't want to talk about it

10 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
TKM     
CHS 84, I don't remember this one.

10 Nov 2012 11:50 PM
Prof. Frink     

Porous Horace: My first sexual experience.

/doesn't want to talk about it


"Something hard in your hand, poking through the top a bit, all happened quickly"?

10 Nov 2012 11:52 PM
adeist69     

Britney Spear's Speculum: ♪ Middle aged female samurai speeders♪
♪ Middle aged female samurai speeders♪
♪ Middle aged female samurai speeders♪
♪ Heroines in Mustangs.♪
♪ Mid-life crisis power!♪



That's both inspiring and troubling at the same time. I'm going to need a gun that shoots chocolate bon-bons to defeat them, aren't I?

10 Nov 2012 11:52 PM
Aigoo     

Carlip: quatchi: Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.

Only disappointed if the nunchucks hit biden after being tossed out a sun roof at 65mph...


Oh, come on. I'm not even a Democrat and I think Joe is farking awesome! Seriously - he's like the only politician who says what he thinks, damn the consequences. I would totally buy that man a beer next time he's in town.

10 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
ski9600     
I think Gangnam Style was playing on the radio.

10 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
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