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   Crashed tanker spills milk. Onlookers remain stoic

11 Nov 2012 01:28 AM   |   2525 clicks   |   Stuff.co.nz
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest

10 Nov 2012 11:42 PM
dickfreckle     

calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest


And yet it was greenlit. Is this a meme now, like "your dog wants steak?" Or is it just a ripoff?

11 Nov 2012 12:28 AM
tripleseven     
As the caption in the article states, it was a "crash truck".

Seems like destiny to me.

11 Nov 2012 01:31 AM
LavenderWolf     

dickfreckle: calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest

And yet it was greenlit. Is this a meme now, like "your dog wants steak?" Or is it just a ripoff?


Yes.

11 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
demaL-demaL-yeH     

calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest


See what you get for ticking off the modmins?

11 Nov 2012 01:36 AM
skinink     
''It's classed as a hazardous substance so it needs to be contained.''

They threw chocolate chip cookies on the milk.

11 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
Did it bring all the boys to the yard too?

11 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
Meisaims     
Maybe subby came up with the idea independently of previous subbies, or unknowingly pulled the idea from their subconscious, thus making himself or herself innocent of any wrong-doing. Really everyone, stop being so lactose intolerant.

11 Nov 2012 01:45 AM
PasDoctor Geronimo     

tripleseven: As the caption in the article states, it was a "crash truck".

Seems like destiny to me.


Nooooo, it was a "crash *tanker*" you son of a motherless goat.

11 Nov 2012 01:46 AM
phrawgh     
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11 Nov 2012 01:46 AM
Strongbeerrules     
Johnny Smith will be comatose for about five years.

11 Nov 2012 01:49 AM
Apos     

Strongbeerrules: Johnny Smith will be comatose for about five years.


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"Wait....What?!"

11 Nov 2012 01:52 AM
Porous Horace     
Punchline: "Don't spy over milled krilk."
Take-home excercise: Create the setup.

11 Nov 2012 01:53 AM
ski9600     
don't cry

11 Nov 2012 01:53 AM
ITGreen     
Say what you like... sometimes, the Universe hands us inevitability.

Subby, you did what you had to.

11 Nov 2012 01:58 AM
chevy ll fast     
I am lost . What hapennd?

11 Nov 2012 02:34 AM
Gyrfalcon     
To be fair, how many other punchlines can you create for milk?

11 Nov 2012 03:00 AM
redheededstepchild     

Gyrfalcon: To be fair, how many other punchlines can you create for milk?


I don't know, but on fark, we'll milk it for all it's worth.

11 Nov 2012 04:00 AM
Gobobo     
To go way off the road like that the truck must've been really moo-ving.

11 Nov 2012 04:17 AM
Hector Remarkable     
I am crying so hard right now - it was a whole tanker and I'm just one man. (sniffle)

11 Nov 2012 04:43 AM
Deman     
Okay, I think I finally get it. The onlookers are stoic because you're not supposed to cry over spilled milk right?

11 Nov 2012 05:03 AM
WeenerGord     

skinink: ''It's classed as a hazardous substance so it needs to be contained.''

They threw chocolate chip cookies on the milk.


Milk Beats Cookies!

11 Nov 2012 05:08 AM
queenalice     
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11 Nov 2012 06:20 AM
MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
Why the fark is milk considered a hazardous substance?

11 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
Resident Muslim    [TotalFark]  
HomerCrying.jpg


/lazy
//on phone
///but mostly lazy

11 Nov 2012 07:30 AM
rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
Inconsolable

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11 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
SirHolo     
Stoic? More apropos would be phlegmatic.

Or just phlegmy.

11 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
WeenerGord     

SirHolo: Stoic? More apropos would be phlegmatic.

Or just phlegmy.


Speak Out for Milk!

11 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
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