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   NYC sushi chef hoards gasoline in soy sauce buckets. Since you're reading this on FARK, you know how the story ends

11 Nov 2012 09:56 AM   |   13000 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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Thresher     
Gomokuzushi!

11 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
ladyfortuna     
Has everyone forgotten that you can buy gas cans (and should probably already own a couple)? I would never put a poisonous substance in something that is supposed to hold food O.o

Also my research for this comment just proved that that episode of the X-files I watched last night was bullshiat.

11 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
BalugaJoe     
Thats no yolk.

11 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
monkeydoodledandy     
Does the dragon roll gots fire, and he breaths it on you?

11 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
Life_is_a_carnivore     
"WASABOOM!!!"

11 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
BalugaJoe     
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11 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
ZzeusS     
Oh come on now. There aren't any real sushi chefs in NYC.

11 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
kyoryu     
John blows up at the end?

11 Nov 2012 10:11 AM
Phil Moskowitz     
The risk/reward on that plan seems to be a little out of scale.

11 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Rostin     
The state finally realizes that laws against price gouging, while popular, actually encourage hoarding instead of rationing by price and a quick end to shortages as companies and entrepreneurs race to replenish supplies while they can still make a lot of money?

*goes to read the article*

Oh. Not that at all.

11 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Satanus Maximus     
Baka.

11 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
AcneVulgaris     
Dumbass - sushi is supposed to be RAW.

11 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
SwiftFox     
I read the article title and didn't know what happened next.

It could have been the fire, or they could have used it as soy sauce.

11 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
I was expecting sushi flambé. Subby owes me a refund.

11 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Mr.Hawk     
Storm relief workers eating there their assisted victims.



/FTFY
//Got nuthin
///More coffee needed

11 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
LonMead     
"Since you're reading this on FARK, you know how the story ends"

He fixes the cable?

11 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
Super Chronic     

ladyfortuna: Has everyone forgotten that you can buy gas cans (and should probably already own a couple)? I would never put a poisonous substance in something that is supposed to hold food O.o

Also my research for this comment just proved that that episode of the X-files I watched last night was bullshiat.


Gas cans are extremely scarce around here. Yes, you should already own a couple, but if you don't (or if, say, you want to hoard gas because of the rationing), you can't buy a gas can within a 50-mile radius. Trust me, I tried to get one for my generator (I own two 2-gallon cans but wanted to get a 7-gallon one). So there are quite a few reports of people putting gasoline in unauthorized containers, though this is the first time I heard of one starting a fire.

11 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
the801     

SwiftFox: I read the article title and didn't know what happened next.

It could have been the fire, or they could have used it as soy sauce.


i was expecting soy sauce. sushi + gasoline + trendy nyc hipsters = $

11 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
BigBooper     

Mr.Hawk: Storm relief workers eating there their assisted victims.


So did they eat them or assist them? It makes no sense to first give them aid, and then eat them. I mean why bother giving them help if your just going to eat the victim?

11 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
His car wouldn't start?

11 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
jonathan_L     
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11 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
big pig peaches     

Mr.Hawk: Storm relief workers eating there their assisted victims.



/FTFY
//Got nuthin
///More coffee needed


I wonder if that article was written by an algorithm?

11 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
ladyfortuna     

AcneVulgaris: Dumbass - sushi is supposed to be RAW.


Actually, no. The word sushi refers to the combination of the rice and ingredients. Which of course can be raw, or cooked.

Damn it now I have to go give Wegmans more money I can't afford, since this discussion is making me hungry.

11 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
ChaosStar     

ladyfortuna: AcneVulgaris: Dumbass - sushi is supposed to be RAW.

Actually, no. The word sushi refers to the combination of the rice and ingredients. Which of course can be raw, or cooked.

Damn it now I have to go give Wegmans more money I can't afford, since this discussion is making me hungry.


Damnit! I was going to admonish him about this. Curse you for beating me to it.

11 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
I guess you could say...

the kung pao did.

/Yeah, I know... Japanese restaurant

11 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
ladyfortuna     

ChaosStar: ladyfortuna: AcneVulgaris: Dumbass - sushi is supposed to be RAW.

Actually, no. The word sushi refers to the combination of the rice and ingredients. Which of course can be raw, or cooked.

Damn it now I have to go give Wegmans more money I can't afford, since this discussion is making me hungry.

Damnit! I was going to admonish him about this. Curse you for beating me to it.


:D well at least we're on the same page.

11 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
The Human Torch shows up?

11 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass     
I think people are just bothered by the new safe pour gas cans.

11 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
Military Industrial Complex     
Mmmmm....Crispy Human Role

11 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Stop - drop - and California roll
Doesn't work in a puddle of flaming gasoline.

11 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs    [TotalFark]  
He didn't follow the business model they use in Philly.

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/I ain't know you was hurting like that. My bad cause I've hurt before, you've hurt before, we all hurt. So I'm-a just break it down now, introduce myself right, that's wrong. I'm Sinbad, that's my headshot. I'll autograph that for you a little later on. And this is Sinbad's house, and you my biatch!

11 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
Prof. Frink     
His car ran out of gas again an hour later?

11 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
Mrbogey     

Rostin: The state finally realizes that laws against price gouging, while popular, actually encourage hoarding instead of rationing by price and a quick end to shortages as companies and entrepreneurs race to replenish supplies while they can still make a lot of money?

*goes to read the article*

Oh. Not that at all.



They never do. When a simple mental exercise busts a simplistic idea, you need to go back to the drawing board. Yet they don't. They keep insisting that they be allowed to enact the same flawed plans every time.

Super Chronic: Gas cans are extremely scarce around here.


Well they are now. Before this, there were a lot of people telling the Mid-Atlantic residents to get some gas beforehand and some means to store more. I really really wish they'd have listened.

11 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
That's a real Darwin moment.

Gas isn't scarce, it's just difficult to get. It's not going to "go up in value" or be impossible to get tomorrow. You can't tell that to stupid people.

What was his great plan for getting the gas out of the buckets and into the car? The idiot would have probably just dumped it in a couple of weeks when he tried filling up something and got gas everywhere instead.

I'd also like people to realize that gasoline has a finite life. It goes bad after a couple of moths. It can soften certain plastics as well.

11 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
tillerman35     
Kojii! Kojii! Wake up! We have to make a shiatload of tempura batter!

11 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
Mrbogey     

The Irresponsible Captain: Gas isn't scarce, it's just difficult to get


Uhhhh... difficulty to get is part of scarcity.

11 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Two things i don't understand here. First, why would you keep gas for your car....in your business? Most people just fill up. Why would you store gas for your vehicle? Second, why would you keep gasoline in open buckets? Seriously, who would be that retarded? Sound's like this guy needs some mental health therapy, or just a good old fashioned ass kicking for being a lazy idiot.

11 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
Super Chronic     

Mrbogey: Super Chronic: Gas cans are extremely scarce around here.

Well they are now. Before this, there were a lot of people telling the Mid-Atlantic residents to get some gas beforehand and some means to store more. I really really wish they'd have listened.


What can I tell you - by the Saturday before the storm hit, there was no chance of buying a gas can anywhere near here. Or a flashlight.

11 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
Fyah in da horr!!!

11 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
RoadRage78     
Supplies!

11 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
dynamite sushi rolls??

11 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     

The Irresponsible Captain: That's a real Darwin moment.

Gas isn't scarce, it's just difficult to get. It's not going to "go up in value" or be impossible to get tomorrow. You can't tell that to stupid people.

What was his great plan for getting the gas out of the buckets and into the car? The idiot would have probably just dumped it in a couple of weeks when he tried filling up something and got gas everywhere instead.

I'd also like people to realize that gasoline has a finite life. It goes bad after a couple of moths. It can soften certain plastics as well.


/moths make your gas go bad?
/puts mothballs in gas tank

11 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  

Mrbogey: The Irresponsible Captain: Gas isn't scarce, it's just difficult to get

Uhhhh... difficulty to get is part of scarcity.


I thought you could still get all you want, just not every day and not as conveniently. I guess I'm just trying to make a distinction between not being able to get it because it is unavailable and having to be inconvenient in acquiring it.

11 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
CaptainSpaceJohnny     
They were just reenacting the pivotal moment of the Battle of Midway

11 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
vpb    [TotalFark]  

Rostin: The state finally realizes that laws against price gouging, while popular, actually encourage hoarding instead of rationing by price and a quick end to shortages as companies and entrepreneurs race to replenish supplies while they can still make a lot of money?

*goes to read the article*

Oh. Not that at all.


No, why would they "realize" something so stupid?

11 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
SirEattonHogg     
ZzeusS

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2012-11-11 10:07:39 AM
Oh come on now. There aren't any real sushi chefs in NYC.


Indeed, if their sushi chefs are named "Fei Teng".

11 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
swahnhennessy     
NYC sushi chef hoards gasoline in soy sauce buckets. Since you're reading this on FARK, you know how the story ends

Not really. I was expecting the gasoline to be mistaken as soy sauce.

Also, this story goes to show the folly of expecting your dishwasher to do anything apart from cleaning pans, and even that is iffy.

11 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
Thunderboy     
The stupid, it burns.

/literally

11 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
Rostin     

vpb: Rostin: The state finally realizes that laws against price gouging, while popular, actually encourage hoarding instead of rationing by price and a quick end to shortages as companies and entrepreneurs race to replenish supplies while they can still make a lot of money?

*goes to read the article*

Oh. Not that at all.

No, why would they "realize" something so stupid?


Politicians have to pander to stupid, selfish people to get re-elected. Having informed opinions is free of negative consequences for most other people, so I'm having trouble imagining what your excuse might be.

11 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Porous Horace     
Chinese people problems lifestyles.

Everybody knows Kung Fu, Fei Teng.

11 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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