Well, *someone* isn't going to Hogwarts.

Because legalized weed?

How many people did the owls attack?
One....two...th-reeeee.

The owls are not what they seem.

Not my problem, so I don't give a hoot.

Rangers say the owls seem to target people wearing head phones

So that's pretty much the entire Pacific Northwest.

delathi: The owls are not what they seem. 

 

One day my log will have something to say about this.

Well duh! Batman forced the court out of Gotham. They had to relocate somewhere!

Testing robot owls.

That's a nice set of hooters you got there

They're looking for Simon Cowell

...but the owls are still around.

King County has closed parts of the Soaring Eagle regional park in Sammamish because of similar attacks.

Just some wife owl trying to bring her husband a Sammamish.

delathi: The owls are not what they seem.

One of my earliest memories is watching on television a scene of giant owls attacking the Golden Gate Bridge. If anyone could identify what that was from I would be eternally grateful.

Even if you hide at sea, there are owls in the navy.

It's actually what happens if you text the word YOLO! too much.

It is obvious what the owls are trying to do

It's that guy on first base

Brainmeat: It's that guy on first base

Mice might be hiding in the hair.

A few strategically placed Def-Con owl traps would do the trick.

Found the problem.

/seriously, the 26th post (as I post this) and not this yet?

Kirkland is NOT Seattle! Why do 'people' outside of Washington State think that the ONLY town/city in my state is Seattle? Morans!

bratface: Kirkland is NOT Seattle! Why do 'people' outside of Washington State think that the ONLY town/city in my state is Seattle? Morans!

Because if you say, "Kirkland, WA" people in other parts of the country will have not farking idea where Kirkland is. But if you say, "Seattle, WA," most people will know where you are talking about. And given that the two are only about 10 miles apart what is the harm done? Why the need to go, "WAaaaaaaaaaaaa!" about it?

bratface: Kirkland is NOT Seattle! Why do 'people' outside of Washington State think that the ONLY town/city in my state is Seattle? Morans!

Came here to say this.

/Leaving satisfied.