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   Owls continue to attack Seattle park-goers. Rangers search park to find hoo

11 Nov 2012 07:13 AM   |   3484 clicks   |   AZCentral
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optikeye    [TotalFark]  
Well, *someone* isn't going to Hogwarts.

11 Nov 2012 05:17 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
Because legalized weed?

11 Nov 2012 05:20 AM
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untaken_name     
How many people did the owls attack?
One....two...th-reeeee.
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11 Nov 2012 07:19 AM
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Mr. Ekshun     
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11 Nov 2012 07:22 AM
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delathi     
The owls are not what they seem.

11 Nov 2012 07:22 AM
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Resident Muslim     
Not my problem, so I don't give a hoot.

11 Nov 2012 07:28 AM
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Joshie     
Rangers say the owls seem to target people wearing head phones

So that's pretty much the entire Pacific Northwest.

11 Nov 2012 07:29 AM
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untaken_name     

delathi: The owls are not what they seem.

 

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One day my log will have something to say about this.

11 Nov 2012 07:32 AM
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Public Call Box     
Well duh! Batman forced the court out of Gotham. They had to relocate somewhere!

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11 Nov 2012 08:04 AM
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Deep Contact     
Testing robot owls.

11 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
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oukewldave     
That's a nice set of hooters you got there
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11 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
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Kriggerel     
They're looking for Simon Cowell

11 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
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nicoffeine     
...but the owls are still around.

11 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
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Kraftwerk Orange     
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11 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
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Fear the Clam     
King County has closed parts of the Soaring Eagle regional park in Sammamish because of similar attacks.

Just some wife owl trying to bring her husband a Sammamish.

11 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  

delathi: The owls are not what they seem.


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11 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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SwiftFox     
One of my earliest memories is watching on television a scene of giant owls attacking the Golden Gate Bridge. If anyone could identify what that was from I would be eternally grateful.

11 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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Jello Fever     
Even if you hide at sea, there are owls in the navy.

11 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
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wildcardjack     
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It's actually what happens if you text the word YOLO! too much.
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11 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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Phoenix19851     
It is obvious what the owls are trying to do

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11 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
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Brainmeat     
It's that guy on first base

11 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  

Brainmeat: It's that guy on first base


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11 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
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Freschel     
Mice might be hiding in the hair.

11 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
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ElLoco     
A few strategically placed Def-Con owl traps would do the trick.

11 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
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ShobuZukuri     
Found the problem.

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11 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
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/seriously, the 26th post (as I post this) and not this yet?

11 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
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bratface     
Kirkland is NOT Seattle! Why do 'people' outside of Washington State think that the ONLY town/city in my state is Seattle? Morans!

11 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
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Mock26     

bratface: Kirkland is NOT Seattle! Why do 'people' outside of Washington State think that the ONLY town/city in my state is Seattle? Morans!


Because if you say, "Kirkland, WA" people in other parts of the country will have not farking idea where Kirkland is. But if you say, "Seattle, WA," most people will know where you are talking about. And given that the two are only about 10 miles apart what is the harm done? Why the need to go, "WAaaaaaaaaaaaa!" about it?

11 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
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Medic Zero     

bratface: Kirkland is NOT Seattle! Why do 'people' outside of Washington State think that the ONLY town/city in my state is Seattle? Morans!


Came here to say this.

/Leaving satisfied.

11 Nov 2012 05:34 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
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11 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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maxx2112     
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11 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
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