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   Jenny McCarthy once did so much ecstasy she tried having sex with a tree. No doubt this was before she became a world renowned authority on neurology and immunology

11 Nov 2012 10:44 AM   |   23575 clicks   |   AZCentral
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
Did not read. Might I surmise she has a new book out?

11 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
Mangoose     
That wasn't god breathing bimbos in limbo down your neck. It was Michael Madsen.

11 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
dethmagnetic     

edmo: Did not read. Might I surmise she has a new book out?


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11 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
jbc    [TotalFark]  
Did it put the lumber to her?

11 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
wambu     
She always seemed like a girl to get splinters from.

11 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  
So Jenny McCarthy gets her ideas from "The Evil Dead"?

11 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
Dufus    [TotalFark]  
I guess she immunized herself against reality

11 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
Appropriately, it was an artificial Christmas tree.

11 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
Revek     
Great article even includes a little drug fueled catholic angst.

/I can't even type that with a straight face.

11 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     

edmo: Did not read. Might I surmise she has a new book out?


It's a pop-up book.

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What a sex tree may look like.

11 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
Chuck Ruffcorn     
Sounds like she was a lot more fun before she got smart.

11 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
DrPainMD    [TotalFark]  
Back in high school, I was in a band called, "Bimbos in Limbo."

11 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
mikalmd     
Guess she had a woody...

11 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
ElBarto79     
It's true! It was captured on video: Link

11 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
Mr. Potatoass     
Sappy tag out having a smoke?

11 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
LewDux     
She's almost bigger size queen than my girlfriend

11 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
ladyfortuna     

Chuck Ruffcorn: Sounds like she was a lot more fun before she got smart.


So you're saying she's still a lot of fun?

11 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
The Quaalude Renaissance     
Dutch Elms are not as hot without their leaves on.

11 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  
You know what though, Playboy-era Jenny super high on ecstacy, hornier than a mountain goat....lord. That's a nice thought.

11 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
cryinoutloud     
Shut up, Jenny. Doesn't the "I tried lesbian sex" get any mileage anymore? I guess not, since every bimbo on the planet has now been an honorary lesbian at one time or another.

11 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
the801     

Mangoose: That wasn't god breathing bimbos in limbo down your neck. It was Michael Madsen.


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Madsen remained seriously blown for several hours.

11 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Farklee     
You have to respect a girl that goes down on a limb.

11 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Mad Scientist     
"Bimbos in Limbo" would be a good name for a Bangles tribute band.

11 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
tillerman35     
Superstaaaaaaarrrr!

11 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
poe_zlaw     
that story gave me wood

11 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
hasty ambush     
Was it consensual?

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11 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
plastic_cow     
Yup, this is why everyone should listen to her rants on immunology. She clearly is a qualified professional about idiocy.

11 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
PsyLord     
She's obviously trying to get a role in the new Evil Dead sequel/remake/reboot, whatever you want to call it.

11 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
Baz the Spaz     
She should just shut up and sit down already.

11 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
The Face Of Oblivion     

the801: Mangoose: That wasn't god breathing bimbos in limbo down your neck. It was Michael Madsen.

[achewood.com image 718x477]

Madsen remained seriously blown for several hours.


Some day soon, "Achewood did it!" will be the new "Simpsons did it!".

11 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
CygnusDarius     
I've seen enough weird porn to believe that even trees have libido.

11 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Talk about taking the wood to the beaver..jeez.
Writing in her book 'Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic', she said: ''I heard a chanting voice breathing down my neck. It kept saying, 'Bimbos in limbo.' This must have been an act of God to punish me.''

No, it really was just your drug addled brain misfiring, but I'm sure you're used to that.

/and
/attention whore wants attention

11 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
the801     

CygnusDarius: I've seen enough weird porn to believe that even trees have libido.


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11 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
Amos Quito     
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Cypress trees have sexy knees.

11 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
hasty ambush     
Everybody is all about legalizing drugs but they never consider the consequences. What about the poor trees? Who is going to protect them from being raped by some crazy skank high on the drug du jour?


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11 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
Bacontastesgood     

the801: achewood


That is the greatest takedown of the horrid 'celebrity dish' columns I've ever seen.

11 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
Farklee     
If a ho falls onto a tree and no one hears it, did it really happen?

11 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
BeerGraduate     
Was it shiny and round like a pine tree?

11 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
Valarius     
I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp corners.

11 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
ZzeusS    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to have a go at her for a couple hours. Why doesn't she talk about some amazing X orgy sex instead of being all wacko and stuff.

11 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
strapp3r     
turn your head and BARK!

/tapper n sapper

11 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
Cargo     
Cool.

Now, at what point during during tree coitus did she stick her finger up her ass, sniff her armpit, and make a face like she just ate some bad pudding?

Because, y'know, she did that on quite a few magazine cover in the 90's.

11 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
Abox     
And to think I fapped to this coont when she first appeared in Playboy. I feel so...used.

11 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
Super Chronic     
POIDH! TTIWWP!

11 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  

Abox: And to think I fapped to this coont when she first appeared in Playboy. I feel so...used.


Masturbaters: The real victims of pornography.

11 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
GRCooper     
Yeah, and it was immunizations that scrambled your kids brain.

11 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
tasteme     
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sounds like orc mischief to me!!!!

11 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Canton     
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11 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
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"You YOU doin', sugar?"

11 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  
In other news, there are trees that get more hot chicks than you do.

11 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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