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   Health board meeting turns into episode of Jerry Springer after town closes athletic fields due to mosquito threat

11 Nov 2012 06:32 PM   |   4233 clicks   |   Enterprise News
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  

We all know who to blame...

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11 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
Hector Remarkable     
I would like to see that Springer episode, but then have a six-foot tall mosquito come out and start to fight.

11 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
Charles_Nelson_Reilly     
That "newspaper" story turned something tawdry and sensational into something boring and legalistic. That's quite a feat.

11 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Mosquitoes suck.

11 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
MFAWG     
Huh. I know less now than I knew before clicking on the link. You wouldn't think that was possible, but that's just how crappy this story is.

11 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
Apos     
Police are trying to figure out who upended a table at the health board meeting


In related news, Teresa Giudice was seen leaving the area.

11 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
oryx     
People took off their shirts and started fighting?

11 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
Lanctwa     
You need an asbestos glove. Doomsday weapon in Delbert's war on the creepy crawly. I coat it with DMEC. Insecticide with an environmental conscious.

It's biodegradable, organic, and you gotta see the little beasties twitch when they get so much as whiff of this stuff.

11 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

MFAWG: Huh. I know less now than I knew before clicking on the link. You wouldn't think that was possible, but that's just how crappy this story is.


Mosquitos drove the French out of America.

11 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

StoPPeRmobile: MFAWG: Huh. I know less now than I knew before clicking on the link. You wouldn't think that was possible, but that's just how crappy this story is.

Mosquitos drove the French out of America.


And Panama.

11 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
GoodHomer     
Mind you, moosquito bites kan be pretty nasti.

11 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
OK, HOW does discussing mosquitoes and curfew enforcement constitute creating a hostile work environment?

I mean, I can envision possibilities, but then everyone here knows my mind works in paths usually untrodden by the average bureaucrat.

11 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
sid2112     
Wouldn't have happened if Swanson ran the show....

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11 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
Apos     
Most meetings are conducted in peace
With,at worst, sporadic rancorous release
This one turned unstable:
There was an upended table!
Courtesy of Mrs. Anopheles.

11 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
sid2112     

Apos: Most meetings are conducted in peace
With,at worst, sporadic rancorous release
This one turned unstable:
There was an upended table!
Courtesy of Mrs. Anopheles.


There once was a man from Nantucket....

11 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
SwiftFox     
Malaria? Yellow Fever? Dengue?

Wait, farking West Nile Virus?

I would be farking irritated if anything I was participating in but falconry was subject to curfews and playing field restrictions for that.

11 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
advex101     
Curfews! Really? Sounds like someone is mad from power and someone else is trying to bully him back into his proper place. It was all good until Friday night football was on the line!

12 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
advex101     
I'm also willing to bet that draining the stagnant pools that the little beasties are breeding in is an environmental no no.

12 Nov 2012 06:42 AM
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