kxs401: I just scrawled a crudely-drawn penis on my ballot.
Matrix Flavored Wasabi: To be fair, Publix sandwiches are awesome
Hagbardr: Slab Bulkhead
GoldDude: Easy Entry in Politics:1. Legally change your name to "None of the Above".2. Enter candidacy, and work to ensure you are listed last on the ballot.3. Welcome to your new job!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: And, perhaps most interestingly, "Bacon" got a handful of write-in votes in Athens, possibly from voters concerned, one way or another, about pork-barrel spending.Well, truly, what CAN'T bacon do?
Galt42: So "secret ballot" is just a figure of speech now I guess.
Now I Is!: Hagbardr: Slab BulkheadBig McLargehuge
sporkme: Bob Loblaw
SevenizGud: That shiat doesn't fly in Oklahoma. We report a grand total of the top two vote-getters and the rest can hang. Like God intended.
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I voted for the ticket of Chargrilled Hamburger Sandwich and French-Fried Potatoes.
BiffDangler: SevenizGud: That shiat doesn't fly in Oklahoma. We report a grand total of the top two vote-getters and the rest can hang. Like God intended.4 years ago I asked the guy running the polls at my district in Oklahoma City if I could do a write in.He responded with what? A write in candidate. He said, "i've never heard of that, where do they do that, Cuba"?I didn't say anything. What can you say to that level of stupidity?
Buggar: I vote Not Sure for president.
cybrwzrd: I vote for Sasha Grey whenever there is an incumbent without competition for a position. Sadly she never wins.
machoprogrammer: I wrote in Hulk Hogan / Ric Flair
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