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   Man in cardiac arrest pushes a woman's car into traffic, continues to drive through the intersection, crashes through the front of a Burger King, where the car then catches on fire, and the man is then brought back to life on scene...TA-DA?

11 Nov 2012 05:00 PM   |   3591 clicks   |   KSL Salt Lake City
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
If this hadn't been a witnessed arrest it would have turned out much differently.
This is why I like fire/ems as opposed to sitting behind a desk. Much more interesting.

11 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
And promptly ordered a whopper with cheese to continue clogging his arteries.

11 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
tard zombie strength?

11 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.

/Am i doing it right?

11 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
Billy Bathsalt     
It was a million-dollar accident.

/still waiting for the money.

11 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
Amos Quito     
Cited for driving under the influence of death.

11 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
traylor     
The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.

I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?

11 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  

Bit'O'Gristle: I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.

/Am i doing it right?


What? Being an asshole? yes.

11 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
Amos Quito     

traylor: The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.

I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?



Maybe he faked the cardiac arrest to avoid police arrest?

11 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
coil222     
....the aristocrats?

11 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Ah, Burger King.

Home of the flame-broiled Dodge Dart.

11 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
MrHappyRotter     
The driver sounds like the type of person that owns a pitbull, smokes meth while driving and doesn't slow down for pedestrians, other cars, cyclists or restaurants.

11 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
Amos Quito     

cretinbob: Bit'O'Gristle: I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.

/Am i doing it right?

What? Being an asshole? yes.



It happens:


Terror police 'shot' man in coma

"A man who had gone into a diabetic coma on a bus in Leeds was shot twice with a Taser gun by police who feared he may have been a security threat."

Terror Police indeed.

11 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
austin_millbarge     
The Cardiac Arrestocrats?

11 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
Captain Horatio Mindblower     
He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.

11 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

traylor: The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.

I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?


The heart attack may have been brought on by the crash, rather than precipitating the crash.

11 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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dear god i get a heart attack just looking at this

11 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
RedT     

Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


"It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."

11 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
DoctorCal    [TotalFark]  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


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11 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
Huggermugger     
I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.

11 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries     
Psssstttt....

This happenes 500 times an hour in certain cities.....

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11 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
MrHappyRotter     

Huggermugger: I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.


Exactly. I died of cardiac arrest one time when I was driving, but I had the decency to plow down a couple of illegal aliens rather than a Burger King when I did it.

11 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

MrHappyRotter: Huggermugger: I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.

Exactly. I died of cardiac arrest one time when I was driving, but I had the decency to plow down a couple of illegal aliens rather than a Burger King when I did it.


Wouldn't you have plowed down more than just a couple if you'd hit a BK?

11 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
ukexpat     

Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


And defibrillators don't restart hearts, they shock them back into a proper rhythmn when they are fibrillating.

11 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
austin_millbarge     

Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.

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Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.


Oh thanks NOW you tell me, I just got done eating a cheesesteak and fries.

11 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
Apos     
Was his name Chev Chelios ?

11 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
Flragnararch     

coil222: ....the aristocrats?


0/10

11 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
the assholeicrats??

11 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
Shadowtag     

JasonOfOrillia: And promptly ordered a whopper with cheese to continue clogging his arteries.


Done in two.

11 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
evaned     

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


It's one definition.

11 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
bratface     

Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.


Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.



Ever heard of Jim Fixx?

11 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
shanrick    [TotalFark]  
. . . The Aortacrats!

11 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
dryknife     
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11 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Jon iz teh kewl: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

dear god i get a heart attack just looking at this


Y'know what they call a heart attack in Paris?

11 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

shanrick: . . . The Aortacrats!


Read that as "Autocrats." It still worked.

11 Nov 2012 08:02 PM
AJisaff     

ukexpat: Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.

And defibrillators don't restart hearts, they shock them back into a proper rhythmn when they are fibrillating.


Actually, no they don't. They shut off a chaotic disrhythmia in the heart, and that then allows the sino-atrial nerve to re-establish a normal rhythym.

11 Nov 2012 08:21 PM
AgentKGB     

Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.

[www.news-medical.net image 152x288]

Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.


Hope you feel better soon... take care of yourself

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11 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
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12 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
AgentKGB     

BolshyGreatYarblocks: wilfordbrimleywalkingawayfromfireball .jpg


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Best I could find

12 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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