Marijuana fairy bogarts the stash?

The Demon Weed: A Fair And Factual Look At The Facts About Satan's Favorite Recreational Drug

Why is my pillow orange?

/CHEETOS

So, you put empty cheetos bags under you pillow?

I was ony way to get high, but then I got robbed...

Your stash disappears in the middle of the night, and, if you're lucky, the culprit leaves some cash in its place? Sounds like most of my college roommate situations in a nutshell.

Hilarious story!
BUT,
"Now Sister Mary Elephant will rap your knuckles with that damned ruler".

? I should'a likes smaLL BUTS.
And; destined to burn in the flames of Hell.
Damn.

I could use a bit of magic from this fabled marijuana fairy, I broke my wax bubbler earlier tonight. Marijuana fairy, will you leave me a nail-dome attachment for the bong and another 8th of wax under my pillow, pretty please?

Silly fairy! You can't rob the dealer AFTER he's been raided!

DrGunsforHands: So, you put empty cheetos bags under you pillow?

No. You leave your stems under your pillow.

he's going to be mad.

/Do you see what I did there?
//DO YOU SEE!

Homeless encampment? I prefer hobo oasis.

Dave's not here!

As a defense attorney, I am quite familiar with the Dope Fairy... "I don't know how it got there, but it ain't mine".

I dunno much about the fairy chick but check out those groovy threads on the bass player.

HaNaGaijin: As a defense attorney, I am quite familiar with the Dope Fairy... "I don't know how it got there, but it ain't mine".

God, soe people are just morons. I could not do your job. I'd be so tempted to just do a shiat job for the total idiots, and let them get the book!

Wizard Drongo: HaNaGaijin: As a defense attorney, I am quite familiar with the Dope Fairy... "I don't know how it got there, but it ain't mine".

God, soe people are just morons. I could not do your job. I'd be so tempted to just do a shiat job for the total idiots, and let them get the book!

Yeah, roger that. I'd have trouble with the ones who tell the cops "These ain't my pants." I'm pretty smart, but even I could not cobble together a good defense out of that one.

I don't know... The Marijuana fairy kinda creeps me out

_{/and makes bad episodes.}

Miss Colorado



Or MJ fairy?

/You decide

illannoyin: Or MJ fairy?

/You decide