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   Old and busted: Tooth fairy. New hotness: Marijuana fairy. Difficulty: Leaves no money under the pillow

11 Nov 2012 10:13 PM   |   5558 clicks   |   Mercury News
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urban.derelict     
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11 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Marijuana fairy bogarts the stash?

11 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
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phrawgh     

11 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
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CognaciousThunk     
Why is my pillow orange?

/CHEETOS

11 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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DrGunsforHands     
So, you put empty cheetos bags under you pillow?

11 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
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Apos     
I was ony way to get high, but then I got robbed...

11 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
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Shaggy_C     
Your stash disappears in the middle of the night, and, if you're lucky, the culprit leaves some cash in its place? Sounds like most of my college roommate situations in a nutshell.

11 Nov 2012 10:23 PM
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Thai_Mai_Xhu     
Hilarious story!
BUT,
"Now Sister Mary Elephant will rap your knuckles with that damned ruler".

? I should'a likes smaLL BUTS.
And; destined to burn in the flames of Hell.
Damn.

11 Nov 2012 10:23 PM
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D_Evans45     
I could use a bit of magic from this fabled marijuana fairy, I broke my wax bubbler earlier tonight. Marijuana fairy, will you leave me a nail-dome attachment for the bong and another 8th of wax under my pillow, pretty please?

11 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Silly fairy! You can't rob the dealer AFTER he's been raided!

11 Nov 2012 10:30 PM
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Whatthefark     

DrGunsforHands: So, you put empty cheetos bags under you pillow?


No. You leave your stems under your pillow.

11 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
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maxximillian     
www.martin-olsen.com

he's going to be mad.

/Do you see what I did there?
//DO YOU SEE!

11 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
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KentuckyBob     
Homeless encampment? I prefer hobo oasis.

11 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
Dave's not here!

11 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
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HaNaGaijin     
As a defense attorney, I am quite familiar with the Dope Fairy... "I don't know how it got there, but it ain't mine".

11 Nov 2012 11:08 PM
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Hobodeluxe     
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I dunno much about the fairy chick but check out those groovy threads on the bass player.

11 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
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Wizard Drongo     

HaNaGaijin: As a defense attorney, I am quite familiar with the Dope Fairy... "I don't know how it got there, but it ain't mine".


God, soe people are just morons. I could not do your job. I'd be so tempted to just do a shiat job for the total idiots, and let them get the book!

11 Nov 2012 11:34 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Wizard Drongo: HaNaGaijin: As a defense attorney, I am quite familiar with the Dope Fairy... "I don't know how it got there, but it ain't mine".

God, soe people are just morons. I could not do your job. I'd be so tempted to just do a shiat job for the total idiots, and let them get the book!


Yeah, roger that. I'd have trouble with the ones who tell the cops "These ain't my pants." I'm pretty smart, but even I could not cobble together a good defense out of that one.

11 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
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phrawgh     
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I don't know... The Marijuana fairy kinda creeps me out

/and makes bad episodes.

11 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
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illannoyin     
Miss Colorado

i.imgur.com

Or MJ fairy?


/You decide

12 Nov 2012 12:59 AM
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urban.derelict     

illannoyin: Or MJ fairy?

/You decide


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12 Nov 2012 05:04 AM
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