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   Woman attacked outside church by man with dark hair, full beard. He appeared cross

11 Nov 2012 06:37 PM   |   2286 clicks   |   Tacoma News Tribune
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wambu     
Jesus, how can this hapen?

11 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
WWJD?

11 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
2wolves     
Subby, you nailed it.

11 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
Equilibrist    [TotalFark]  
I read that he escaped across the lake.

11 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Christ, what an asshole

11 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
25 to 35 years of age?
that's Jesus!

11 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
tb tibbles     
I know Olympia is the capitol of Washington state,yet most visitor's guides hardly mention the place. Not much going for it?

11 Nov 2012 06:42 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
LOL. The description sounds like the general Western archetype of Jesus!

11 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
Dude's gonna get crucified if he's caught.

11 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Allansfirebird     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Dude's gonna get crucified if he's caught.


Crucifixion? Good. Line on the left; one cross each.

11 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
Gee, it does seem like it's probably Jesus. Probably a little freaked out from the transport from Heaven - it's probably a lot like in Terminator, no clothes, lightening and fire and stuff..., - but, uh, yeah I'd say it's definitely Him. He's back. Must be the, uh, the Apocalypse. Ayup.
Good Luck, Jesus!

11 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
lamric     
Excellent headline...and I went to church this morning too!

11 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
TomD9938     

wambu: Jesus, how can this hapen?


There's never a Roman around when you need one.

11 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
StoPPeRmobile     
Jesus is pissed off about Christmas music being played already.

11 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
rockin_science     
LDS female? She's used to being beaten down.

11 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
rockin_science     
LSD female? Used to being down.

11 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
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Wanted for questioning.

11 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
He's just practicing for his fight with Satan.

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11 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
Apos     
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11 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
starlost     
if you catch a suspect casually give him m&m's during the interrogation.

11 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
BGates     
Description is most males attending TESC.

11 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
ITGreen    [TotalFark]  
Full-bodied laugh, Subs. Don't let it get to your head.

11 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
vpb    [TotalFark]  
God meant for it to happen.

11 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
ciberido     

TomD9938: wambu: Jesus, how can this hapen?

There's never a Roman around when you need one.


And I just painted "Romanes eunt domus" on the wall, too. It's ironic.

11 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
urban.derelict     
One free internets for subby

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/pick it up from Drew

11 Nov 2012 08:10 PM
Hiro-ACiD     

wambu: Jesus, how can this hapen?


Obviously Jesus is on the rock again..

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11 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
Dialectic     
That wasn't Jesus. It was probably Jesus, the Hispanic one not the White one!

11 Nov 2012 09:07 PM
Gunny Walker     
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Across from where?

11 Nov 2012 09:19 PM
Slam1263     
As I said, I'm kind of angry about voting for the wrong loser myself, but sheesh.

And urban.derelict, it appears the Drew has one fine set of assets.

11 Nov 2012 11:25 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
nobody messes with the jesus

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