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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Whimsically whimsical whims.

11 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
Silly Jesus     
No, fark you.

11 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
No_47     
Fewer*

11 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
Odorous, crunchy, sticky

11 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
Shaken, not stirred.

11 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
The Great

11 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
Mr. Murder    [TotalFark]  
Walk of shame.

11 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Ceteris Paribus says    [TotalFark]  
Bald
Black
What?

11 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Whimsically whimsical whims.


You are full of the whimsy!

11 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Ceteris Paribus says    [TotalFark]  

Mr. Murder: Walk of shame.


You bought skinny jeans?

11 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  
Must chase snatch

11 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
MBK    [TotalFark]  
I like boobs

11 Nov 2012 07:28 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

Ceteris Paribus says: Mr. Murder: Walk of shame.

You bought skinny jeans?


He said walk of shame not walk of pain.

11 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
I'm a lurker.

11 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!


:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!

11 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  
Batteries not included

11 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
iamrex    [TotalFark]  
Bendy flower lady

11 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
Joliebleu    [TotalFark]  
Kinda neato Texan

11 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
KingoftheCheese    [TotalFark]  
I'm so happy!

11 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!


I mustache you a question.

11 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
Ceteris Paribus says    [TotalFark]  

doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!

I mustache you a question.


I snorted

11 Nov 2012 07:33 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!

I mustache you a question.


BUT I'M SHAVING IT FOR LATER, HAH HAH!

11 Nov 2012 07:33 PM
Lafiel     
Awesome in bed

11 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
BrotherJew    [TotalFark]  
Big SARS Fan.

11 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  

KingoftheCheese: I'm so happy!


My neighbor's eight year old daughter excitedly told me yesterday that there was a NEW Chuck E. Cheese nearby.
I secretly wished it was your store, because that would be fun. :)

11 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Mr. Murder    [TotalFark]  

Lafiel: Awesome in bed


I don't believe you.

11 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!


My absolute favorite Bond line was from a Connery film. Forgive me for not remembering which one off the top of my head but picture this. Bond gets out of the swimming pool, dripping wet, oozing sexiness. He takes his woman in his arms and passionately kisses her. The bad guys burst in with guns drawn. One of them tells Bond to freeze (or something along those lines). Bonds response? "It looks like you caught me with more than just my hands up."

BEST LINE EVER!

I have all the Bond movies. Love, love them. Connery was the sexist Bond. :)

11 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Ceteris Paribus says    [TotalFark]  

Lafiel: Awesome in bed


If you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.

11 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
Lafiel     
And by awesome in bed, I mean I don't steal covers, I'm a heater in winter and ice block in the summer.


/ also the coked up monkey sex.

11 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  

iamrex: Bendy flower lady


That can be interpreted in several ways.

11 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
KingoftheCheese    [TotalFark]  

generalDisdain: KingoftheCheese: I'm so happy!

My neighbor's eight year old daughter excitedly told me yesterday that there was a NEW Chuck E. Cheese nearby.
I secretly wished it was your store, because that would be fun. :)


Ha. That would be fun.

11 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
Lafiel     

Mr. Murder: Lafiel: Awesome in bed

I don't believe you.


Damn. I'm gonna have to change your fairly to something other than ' first in line for revenge sex'

11 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
Lafiel     

Ceteris Paribus says: Lafiel: Awesome in bed

If you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.


I live in a studio apartment so, it practically is already.

11 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

dark side of the moon: My absolute favorite Bond line was from a Connery film. Forgive me for not remembering which one off the top of my head but picture this. Bond gets out of the swimming pool, dripping wet, oozing sexiness. He takes his woman in his arms and passionately kisses her. The bad guys burst in with guns drawn. One of them tells Bond to freeze (or something along those lines). Bonds response? "It looks like you caught me with more than just my hands up."

BEST LINE EVER!


Hah, nice!

Unless I miss my guess, I think that's Diamonds are Forever.


dark side of the moon: I have all the Bond movies. Love, love them. Connery was the sexist Bond. :)


Same here! Huge fan of the Bond films.

As far as I'm concerned, the question shouldn't be "Who's the best Bond," it should be "Who's the second best Bond," because it's highly unlikely that anyone will ever top Connery. He was a stone-cold PIMP.

11 Nov 2012 07:39 PM
Silly Jesus     
Is it in?

11 Nov 2012 07:39 PM
MBK    [TotalFark]  
New 3 words:

MIDDLE EASTERN SEX

That's all.

11 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
hng     

iamrex: Bendy flower lady


more like Erotic Bread Kneader

11 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
433    [TotalFark]  
Mostly water.

11 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
Cosmk    [TotalFark]  
Jesus Christ Superstar.

11 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

MBK: New 3 words:

MIDDLE EASTERN SEX

That's all.


You have sex with swarthy arab men?

11 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
hng     
half naked guy

11 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
Ceteris Paribus says    [TotalFark]  

Lafiel: Ceteris Paribus says: Lafiel: Awesome in bed

If you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.

I live in a studio apartment so, it practically is already.


Well get to making awesome sandwiches, woman!

11 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
MBK    [TotalFark]  

doglover: You have sex with swarthy arab men?


I am a swarthy Middle Eastern man.

11 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
iamrex    [TotalFark]  

hng: iamrex: Bendy flower lady

more like Erotic Bread Kneader


Oh, did you like that?

11 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  

MBK: New 3 words:

MIDDLE EASTERN SEX

That's all.


Lots of praying and no outlet?

I am sorry, I just couldn't resist. ;)

11 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
It_Really_Does_Glisten    [TotalFark]  
dingledong flibbertyflub zinglethwaite

11 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

hng: half naked guy


Which half. This is important.

11 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
433    [TotalFark]  
Led. Zeppelin. Rules.

11 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
It_Really_Does_Glisten    [TotalFark]  
Oh wait, that's my name. Nevermind.

11 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
Ceteris Paribus says    [TotalFark]  

dark side of the moon: hng: half naked guy

Which half. This is important.


The naked half, durr!

11 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
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