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   After crashing his car into a house, the driver has one question for the homeowner: "You want some pizza?"

12 Nov 2012 03:40 AM   |   2565 clicks   |   IndyStar
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LordOfThePings     
Depends on the toppings.

12 Nov 2012 03:48 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
This thread will probably be rife with jokes about pizza deliverymen and drunk driving, but the story highlights the growing concern of the Mustang gas and brake pedal placement. They are simply too close together and the result is that in emergency situations the driver is sometimes unable to lift their foot off the gas.

And the fact that it handles like a boat, the Mustang is a terrible car. Maybe from a design perspective it looks nice with its throwback looks, but from a mechanical and driving perspective, it is the same old crap it always has been.

Unsafe.

12 Nov 2012 03:49 AM
Public Savant     
"If we don't demolish in 30 minutes, this pizza is free"

12 Nov 2012 03:54 AM
chaosweaver     
Yes, but you're still fixing my bay window, you doughy stoner.

12 Nov 2012 04:04 AM
MrEricSir     

12 Nov 2012 04:24 AM
Resident Muslim    [TotalFark]  
Colorado?

12 Nov 2012 04:31 AM
jtown     

LordOfThePings: Depends on the toppings.


And where it's from. I'm already fat enough. If I'm going to eat pizza, it'd better be worth the extra calories.

12 Nov 2012 04:44 AM
randomjsa     
It's time for a CSB!

I once acquired Chinese food because the guy delivering it got in to a non-injury wreck. I was right there so I became one of those "Are you alright, should we call an ambulance" people.

His response was "I'm fine. Can't make delivery. Want buy food?"

He sold all of it all while calling back to the restaurant to send out some replacement deliveries. .

12 Nov 2012 04:48 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Uncle Enzo's not going to be happy about this.

12 Nov 2012 06:33 AM
fritolay37     
Could have just sat and ate that pizza all to himself, its the polite thing to do after putting a hole in the guys house.

12 Nov 2012 06:44 AM
TheGogmagog     
Depends on the Pizza chain. I'm holding a grudge for the stupidity of the founders during the election.

12 Nov 2012 06:55 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
course ya do!
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12 Nov 2012 07:49 AM
MysticSavage     
Peyton Manning is out of control already.

12 Nov 2012 07:49 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin    [TotalFark]  
He should have asked YT to take it the rest of the way.

What would uncle enzo have said?

12 Nov 2012 07:57 AM
GalFriday    [TotalFark]  
This seems reasonable.
I was taught that it is good manners to bring your host/hostess a gift when dropping by unexpectedly.

12 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
jfivealive     
Yes, I want some pizza

12 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
Gough     
There used to be a mobile pizza parlor here (a big ol' customized truck with a pizza kitchen on board. They'd start making the pizza en route to the delivery address and bring it to you right out of the oven. They managed to back into our car after a delivery in the neighborhood. They came to the door and asked us if we wanted some free pizzas. I declined, telling him that we'll just wait for the police to arrive. Besides, their pizzas were pretty carpy.

12 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
scrumpox     
FTFA
Kise told police he drank five beers while waiting for the pizza at a friend's house.

Either that delivery was slow or he was slammin'


/carpy pizza? I've had crab on pizza, but never fish

12 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     

scrumpox: FTFA
Kise told police he drank five beers while waiting for the pizza at a friend's house.

Either that delivery was slow or he was slammin'


/carpy pizza? I've had crab on pizza, but never fish


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12 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
Isildur     

Arkanaut: Uncle Enzo's not going to be happy about this.


Came here for this.

14 Nov 2012 05:43 PM
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