Why spend all that money? Just get buried with all your cash like I plan to.

I bet those buried in a Salvador Dali coffin will have a distinctly coprophagic expression.

Those are farking ugly. Good thing they get buried so no one has to look at them.

meh...

They are really poorly made. Looks like a 7th grade home-ec project.

Just give me a coffin shaped bed with a skull on the lid so I can have my stereotypical Goth sleepy time.

Not all that impressive.

/My plan is to be cremated and have my wife's and my ashes spread, with our pets, over some scenic overlook deep in the mountains. That way our spirits get to spend a long time enjoying the view.

Send me off on a boat and set it on fire. Or on a hill, on top of a pyre.

I want an M.C. Escher coffin so you can't tell if it's being lowered or raised.

Those coffins look like they were made by a high school student in art class. The urns? They look like cakes from a struggling bakery.

I want my coffin to have an ejection device for when somebody pisses on my headstone.

I'll take this one

Rufus Lee King: Eh, I prefer a more traditional style.

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Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.
When you're dead, don't lay in wicker...

That was farking lame.

Viking funeral for me!