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   Custom-made coffins to die for or, for those based on Salvador Dali paintings, to trip on

12 Nov 2012 07:57 AM   |   5953 clicks   |   Weebly
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MagSeven     
Why spend all that money? Just get buried with all your cash like I plan to.

12 Nov 2012 08:01 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
I bet those buried in a Salvador Dali coffin will have a distinctly coprophagic expression.

12 Nov 2012 08:03 AM
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abhorrent1     
Those are farking ugly. Good thing they get buried so no one has to look at them.

12 Nov 2012 08:05 AM
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phrawgh     
meh...
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12 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
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IamPatSajak     
They are really poorly made. Looks like a 7th grade home-ec project.

12 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
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DarkSoulNoHope     
Just give me a coffin shaped bed with a skull on the lid so I can have my stereotypical Goth sleepy time.

12 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
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ronaprhys     
Not all that impressive.

/My plan is to be cremated and have my wife's and my ashes spread, with our pets, over some scenic overlook deep in the mountains. That way our spirits get to spend a long time enjoying the view.

12 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
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thecpt     
Send me off on a boat and set it on fire. Or on a hill, on top of a pyre.

12 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I want an M.C. Escher coffin so you can't tell if it's being lowered or raised.

12 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
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THX 1138     
Those coffins look like they were made by a high school student in art class. The urns? They look like cakes from a struggling bakery.

12 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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mortimer_ford     
I want my coffin to have an ejection device for when somebody pisses on my headstone.

12 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
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hbk72777     
I'll take this one

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12 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Rufus Lee King: Eh, I prefer a more traditional style.

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Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.
When you're dead, don't lay in wicker...

12 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
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AbiNormal     
That was farking lame.

12 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
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bratface     
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Viking funeral for me!

12 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
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