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12 Nov 2012 09:38 AM   |   10021 clicks   |   Yahoo
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Wesley's girlfriend for senate!

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12 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
From the comments: "Let's not forget Ronald Reagan was a great actor before becoming a great President"

Lol

12 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
Cythraul     
And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?

12 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

12 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
Dr.Mxyzptlk.     

RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.


If she runs as a Republican that stuff wouldn't mean a thing.

12 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
DeepDownHounds     
Wynona?

12 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
digistil     

RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.


So you're sayin' she's an elitist libtard.

12 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
macadamnut     
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12 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
vegasj     
always, always have had the hots for her.

such a cutie.

12 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
whosits_112     
I'd vote for that like the ballot of an angry God.

12 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
jimmyjackfunk     
Hottest as in: "the one on fire"?

wouldn't vote for anyone who made the terrible choice to star in a movie about a roided up former rassler turned tooth fairy.

12 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
Lost Thought 00     
No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system

12 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
Haliburton Cummings     

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


oh c'mon..she was on tee vee, she got her flapjacks out in a coupla flicks and she's an entitled opinionated washup former movie star...she's perfect.

maybe she'll whip out the saggers a few more times.

12 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
A Terrible Human     

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


Yeah plus who the hell let a turtle be a senator anyways?

12 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
sid244     
I would move back to KY and vote for her instead of the "Turtle".

/Mitch won't lose until the baby boomers die off

12 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
jimmyjackfunk     

jimmyjackfunk: Hottest as in: "the one on fire"?

wouldn't vote for anyone who made the terrible choice to star in a movie about alongside a roided up former rassler turned tooth fairy.


ftfm
/damn gotta remember preview is my friend.

12 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
iheartscotch     
She couldn't possibly screw things up more than they already are.

/ could she?

12 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
wippit     
Ventura/Judd 2016!

12 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
imontheinternet    [TotalFark]  
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The turtle must be stopped. Go for it, Ashley.

12 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
stuhayes2010     
Is she a resident of Kentucky?

12 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
max_pooper     

Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system


You're right...

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Except you're not.

12 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
stickandmove     
The UK hockey poster with her is epic

12 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
tdpatriots12     

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how?

No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3]


She'll be 46 in 2014, has been a citizen since birth, and as far as legal inhabitance goes there's more than enough time to establish that. Though her Kentuckian credentials at least aren't really in any kind of serious dispute.

Since those are the only qualifications... I'd say she's qualified.

Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system


[Citation needed]

12 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
rudemix     
Could she be worse for bettering things ignorant of the machinations than the douche holding the seat fully aware of it?

Fark these old shrill tight ass regressives.

12 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
Cythraul     

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

If she runs as a Republican that stuff wouldn't mean a thing.


I'm not sure if that's an insult to Republicans or to Democrats. Heh.

12 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
WhippingBoy     
Sounds like someone's movie/TV career has stalled as her looks have faded...

12 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
SDRR     

whosits_112: I'd vote knock the chad out of a ballot for that like the ballot fist of an angry God.


12 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
WhackingDay     
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Shoe in.

/hot
//in more ways than one

12 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
katerbug72     
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12 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Aikidogamer     

RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.


So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?

/the Harvard thing isn't helping either. Seems like they make derpy politicians.

12 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Wesley's girlfriend for senate!

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I think any story involving Ashley Judd should have the Wheton tag, just cuz.

12 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
imontheinternet    [TotalFark]  

stickandmove: The UK hockey poster with her is epic


Smoking hot and fairly sfw

12 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
doczoidberg     
Has she ever done a nude scene?

12 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
beyondmycontrol     

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


I thought the only qualification required, apart from the aforementioned constitutional requirements, was being able to vote the party line (or to occasionally transcend party boundaries to vote yourself a raise).

12 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
pasketti     

Aikidogamer: So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


Phi Beta Kappa is an honor society, not a sorority.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Beta _Kappa

12 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  

Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system


Among other Senators without any real substantive prior political experience.

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Senator Al Franken - previously comedian and radio show host.

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Senator Bill Bradley - professional basketball player.

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Senator Ted Kennedy - his prior political experience consisted of working for his brother's presidential campaign.

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Senator Bill Frist - heart surgeon.

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Senator Orrin Hatch - lawyer.

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Senator Hillary Clinton - former First Lady and lawyer

12 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
bionicjoe    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


Son, my state has elected Rand Paul and most recently Andy Barr (over Ben Chandler), and they've allowed McConnell to hang around long enough to become the most important turtle in Washington.
At this point we could elect a muppet and it would be a step up.

School funding was recently reduced to 2008 levels. Soon it will be at 2006 levels.
Creation Museum funding has increased. Yes, the one with Jesus on a dinosaur.

12 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
Cythraul     

beyondmycontrol: Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?

I thought the only qualification required, apart from the aforementioned constitutional requirements, was being able to vote the party line (or to occasionally transcend party boundaries to vote yourself a raise).


Maybe I should have said, "And they're sure she's experienced enough and intelligent enough to do the farking job, how?"

12 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
Dunnski     

Aikidogamer: So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


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12 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  

Aikidogamer: RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


Wikipedia: The Phi Beta Kappa Society, an academic honor society in the United States, has 280 chapters. It aims to promote and advocate excellence in the liberal arts and sciences, and induct the most outstanding students of arts and sciences at American colleges and universities.[1] Founded at The College of William and Mary on December 5, 1776, as the first collegiate Greek-letter fraternity, it is also the oldest honor society for the liberal arts and sciences and among the oldest undergraduate societies in the United States.[2] Phi Beta Kappa (ΦΒΚ) stands for Φιλοσοφία Βίου Κυβερνήτης or philosophia biou kybernētēs - "Love of learning is the guide of life".[3][4]

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12 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
EyeballKid     
It should be Rep. John Yarmuth, known by his constituents as "Congressman Awesome," to beat Senator Cash on the Night Stand and No Kissing, but the Democratic Party machine won't allow it since Yarmuth may appear too liberal for Kentucky voters (TRANSLATION: he's from Louisville and is a Jew).

12 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Callous    [TotalFark]  

max_pooper: Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system

You're right...

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Except you're not.


Except he is.

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12 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
coeyagi     

Aikidogamer: RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?

/the Harvard thing isn't helping either. Seems like they make derpy politicians.


Presidents with Harvard degrees

1. John Adams
2. John Quincy Adams
3. Rutherford B. Hayes
4. Theodore Roosevelt
5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
6. John F. Kennedy
7. George W. Bush
8. Barack Obama

Save for one item on that list, your argument is invalid retarded.

12 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
ryarger     

tdpatriots12: She'll be 46 in 2014, has been a citizen since birth, and as far as legal inhabitance goes there's more than enough time to establish that. Though her Kentuckian credentials at least aren't really in any kind of serious dispute.


Wait... that means... carry the one... she's 44.

*checks calendar* Dear god, I'm 40.

I guess 40 is the new 20! Here she is looking very politicianesque...

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12 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
whosits_112     

SDRR: whosits_112: I'd vote knock the chad out of a ballot for that like the ballot fist of an angry God.


I concede defeat to the better man/woman/androgynous being! Kudos!

12 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
zobear     

Aikidogamer: So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


Nice work.

12 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
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And if she wins, you'll never see these again. (Click NSFW)

12 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
p51d007     
It really doesn't matter, to a certain extent, who you vote for anymore.
Why? Because they are almost all corrupt! When a new politician gets to DC,
you know that they are probably pulled into the leadership office and given a talking
to. "Welcome to Washington xxxxxxxxx, here's how things work. You vote the way
we tell you to, and we'll put you on any committee you want. Go against us, try to
make waves, and we will create a scandal that will have you gone by the next
election. Do what we want and you will be a millionaire, set for life inside 6 years.
Go against us, you will be broke & homeless by next year.
Probably how it goes in DC....the city is so corrupt, anything short of a nuke & rebuild
won't fix it.

12 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Cerwin3302     
In their respective primes, of the Judds, Naomi (mama) was the hottest...

12 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
pciszek     

WhippingBoy: Sounds like someone's movie/TV career has stalled as her looks have faded...


"Politics is show business for ugly people"

Still, she would probably be the hottest senator, FWIW.

12 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
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