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   Mitt Romney's blackmailers asked for ONE MILLION DOLLARS to keep his taxes secret. Here's the search warrant of the alleged perp's Buick LeSabre. No word on the Credence tape

12 Nov 2012 10:17 AM   |   7997 clicks   |   Cryptome
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stupid me     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zjB3D YR6DU

12 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
In other news, I plan on blackmailing Charles Manson for having a bunch of people killed.

/who gives a fark about Romney and his shadiness at this point?

12 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
edmo    [TotalFark]  
Williard? All this time and I never knew that.

12 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
GAT_00     
Is it legal to look at a sealed court order?

12 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
dickfreckle     
I had a rough night, and I really hate the f*cking Eagles, man.

12 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

edmo: Williard? All this time and I never knew that.


Leader of vermin and all that.

12 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: Is it legal to look at a sealed court order?


Good thing I didn't click on the link.

.....

*deletes internet history*
*sets fire to computer*

12 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  

Mugato: In other news, I plan on blackmailing Charles Manson for having a bunch of people killed.

/who gives a fark about Romney and his shadiness at this point?


I am still sort of interested in a traffic accident sort of way. Call me a glutton for punishment but I am curious how badly his sort are boning my sort.

12 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

EvilEgg: I am still sort of interested in a traffic accident sort of way. Call me a glutton for punishment but I am curious how badly his sort are boning my sort.


Yeah, I'd like to see him called out on his obvious shadiness too but it would just result in more crying about the "liberal media" and it would only serve to keep Romney in the news longer than he should be. And that same farking smirking face on his head when he's inevitably not convicted of anything. Just let him fade into Dukakis- obscurity with however many millions he embezzled from all his campaign contributions.

12 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
wippit     
Mitt Romney?

Is he famous or something?

12 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
inner ted     
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12 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
protectyourlimbs     

wippit: Mitt Romney?

Is he famous or something?


won a silver medal...

12 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
stampylives     

protectyourlimbs: wippit: Mitt Romney?

Is he famous or something?

won a silver medal...


at the special olympics.

12 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
wippit     

stampylives: protectyourlimbs: wippit: Mitt Romney?

Is he famous or something?

won a silver medal...

at the special olympics.


So... like the US Hockey team....

:)

12 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
geocacherphil     
Leads?!

/Talk to the guys down in the crime lab

12 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
wild9     
Some of the items seized are ridiculous. The book of Mormon, yellow highlighter, empty bubble wrap envelopes, green highlighter, blank white printer paper....

12 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
aiyiku2k     

stampylives: protectyourlimbs: wippit: Mitt Romney?

Is he famous or something?

won a silver medal...

at the special olympics.


*Winter special Olympics mister, the distinction matters.

12 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Marty Ackerman     
Wasn't this dude part of the Seattle Seven?

/well, him and six other guys....

12 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
dervish16108     
Mitt's only worth, what, 250 million? What's wrong with keeping the amount reasonable and worth seriously considering?

12 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
Infernalist     
First off, kudos to Romney for not going along with blackmail.

Secondly, prosecute the bastards to the fullest extent of the law. Whether or not I agree with his politics, NO ONE should ever be subjected to this level of criminal extortion.

Thirdly, only a million? Wasn't that a bit of a low-ball bid for such hefty blackmail material?

12 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
TiMthisIS     

wild9: Some of the items seized are ridiculous. The book of Mormon, yellow highlighter, empty bubble wrap envelopes, green highlighter, blank white printer paper....


Or not ridiculous as they are trying to match materials to the extortion letter.

12 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
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Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a robot who spends his nights trying to learn how to connect with humans so that he can become President of the United States; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?

12 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
PaceyWhitter     

GAT_00: Is it legal to look at a sealed court order?


I believe that means that the evidence found would be put under seal, not the warrant itself.

12 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
sodomizer     
Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.

12 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
Mitt who?

/Must have been something really bad in his taxes.
//He literally chose to lose the election rather than release his returns.

12 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
YodaBlues     

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.

 

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12 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
moops     

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.


Lol whatever makes you sleep better lol

12 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
advex101     

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.


Isn't that like playing a game of football and getting crushed but the coach comes in the locker room after the game and tells the players that they were the better team? I thought only liberals did that touchy feely stuff.

12 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
lucksi     
So if they find anything, then everything is going to be sealed away anyway?

12 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
kabloink     
sodomizer:

....Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy,...


So, your saying Obama is Canadian?

12 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
Kurmudgeon     

Mugato: who gives a fark about Romney and his shadiness at this point?


The Justice System hopefully, I haven't forgot the money they wasted on a land deal that turned into a blow job investigation. Time they looked a little closer at those boys in the right wing side of the aisle for a change.

12 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
stpauler    [TotalFark]  
Why is a picture of a kitty on page 13 "government exhibit b-4"? Is Caturday a suspect now?

12 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
monoski     
John McCain had seen those tax records and he picked Palin. This cannot be said enough.

12 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
aiyiku2k     

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.


Which Romney was the better candidate?

Was it the;

Mitt the moderate
Mitt the social conservative
Mitt the job creator
Mitt the i dont create jobs but wealth
Mitt the liberal governor
Mitt the savior of the winter Olympics via federal bailouts
Mitt the unsuccesaful governor
Mitt the loser to John Mccain
Mitt I am pro choice
Mitt i am pro life
Mitt i was for a national ACA before the demotratic party beat me to it
Mitt 47%
Mitt for Ryan Budget
Mitt against the Ryan budget

Which one was the better candidate again?

12 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
Orange-Pippin     

***omizer: ....Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.




Speak for yourself. I happen to be very happy, have a great life and quite frankly love the fact that I was born in the USA.

People like you should think about going to a doctor and getting out more. Yes, I'm serious.

12 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Turfshoe     

stpauler: Why is a picture of a kitty on page 13 "government exhibit b-4"? Is Caturday a suspect now?


From what I remember, the cat picture is how they figured out who the guy was. The pictures were on the thumb drive that he had mailed.

/too lazy to google the story right now.

12 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him


I''l bite. Is there one thing about Romney that made him the better candidate?

12 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
Bathysphere    [TotalFark]  
This whole story is bananas.

12 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
robertus    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.


Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

12 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
Dick Gozinya     
Is this what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?

12 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
yo Mitt why don't u just BUY the white house for only $280 million on Zillow!

12 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
Skarekrough     
I'd have a whole lot more respect for Mitt had he ever been in on the Speed of Sound tour.

12 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  

aiyiku2k: Which Romney was the better candidate?


Mitt the disingenuous obsequious pandering entitled plutocratic liar was definitely the superior one.

12 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.


10/10. You win, Sir Troll, King of Trolls.

12 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
maggoo     

aiyiku2k: Which Romney was the better candidate?

Was it the;

Mitt the moderate
Mitt the social conservative
Mitt the job creator
Mitt the i dont create jobs but wealth
Mitt the liberal governor
Mitt the savior of the winter Olympics via federal bailouts
Mitt the unsuccesaful governor
Mitt the loser to John Mccain
Mitt I am pro choice
Mitt i am pro life
Mitt i was for a national ACA before the demotratic party beat me to it
Mitt 47%
Mitt for Ryan Budget
Mitt against the Ryan budget

Which one was the better candidate again?


I suspect that Mitt Romney is seen by these people as the better candidate because he depicted himself as someone who could be anything that the voter wanted him to be. Anything the voter said he wanted, Mitt Romney said he supported it. So, even at the risk of flip-flopping and/or lying, which he did significantly, Mitt Romney was the candidate that supported everything a voter wished for, and opposed everything the voter disliked. He was essentially a jukebox, which played the exact tune that the voter wanted to hear. So, in the eyes of his supporters, he couldn't fail.

12 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
rhiannon    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Romney was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Obama's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.


Was experience reduction even debated? I can't belieber they never addressed that.

12 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
milowitz    [TotalFark]  
It's spelled CREEDENCE 

12 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Dog Welder     

aiyiku2k: stampylives: protectyourlimbs: wippit: Mitt Romney?

Is he famous or something?

won a silver medal...

at the special olympics.

*Winter special Olympics mister, the distinction matters.


Why am I laughing at the thought of a Special Winter Olympics Bobsled event? Or figure skating?

Am I a bad person?

12 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  

Turfshoe: stpauler: Why is a picture of a kitty on page 13 "government exhibit b-4"? Is Caturday a suspect now?

From what I remember, the cat picture is how they figured out who the guy was. The pictures were on the thumb drive that he had mailed.

/too lazy to google the story right now.


EXIF metadata tags....

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...how do they work?

These people sounded like they were fairly adept with technology, but didn't use a "clean" USB memory stick. Dumbasses.

I like how the police collected every drive, even the crappy and ancient junk drives. I'm sure they had fun scanning those.

TiMthisIS: wild9: Some of the items seized are ridiculous. The book of Mormon, yellow highlighter, empty bubble wrap envelopes, green highlighter, blank white printer paper....

Or not ridiculous as they are trying to match materials to the extortion letter.


Yes, but a "Doobie Brothers" CD?

12 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
pete1729     
Obama was the better candidate, and that's why there's so much vitriol against him.

Romney's like a teenage candidate. Says the right things, smiles like Justin Bieber, probably a nice guy, but he's reducing the worth of this nation and the experience of living here.


What?...

12 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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