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12 Nov 2012 12:47 PM   |   10609 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Amos Quito     
What a great find!

Thanks for that excellent article, Subby!

12 Nov 2012 08:29 AM
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Slaxl    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: What a great find!

Thanks for that excellent article, Subby!


Well said. I like your comments, you add insight to any conversation.

Can I borrow $5?

12 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
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Cythraul     
So that's why my partner is always yelling, "Oh Cythraul, you're so good! Keep doing that! Oh, yeah!" during sex.

12 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
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dugitman    [TotalFark]  
I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
i.dailymail.co.uk

12 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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Delay    [TotalFark]  
The font size is just the right height.

12 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
This article and all those great business/industrial motivational films and presentations my wonderful employers have emphatically allowed me to view/attend has really confirmed to me that life can be even more wonderful.

12 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
Raised bar, lowered bar, as long as it's an open bar.

12 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
HOTY candidate in the 'context necessary' division.

12 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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Amos Quito     

Slaxl: Amos Quito: What a great find!

Thanks for that excellent article, Subby!

Well said. I like your comments, you add insight to any conversation.

Can I borrow $5?



Of course you can!

A fine, reasonable and reputable fellow such as you should have no problem finding a willing lender!

12 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Evidence shows that compliments make people perform better

But try telling one woman at the office how nice her tits are and suddenly you're the asshole.

12 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
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The Jami Turman Fan Club     
OK, just this once, you can have my Bud Light.

12 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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jjwars1     
This submission is bad and everyone involved should feel bad.

12 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
F - A - R - K!!

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

F - A - R - K!!

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

GO-O-O-O-O FARK!!


I trust no miscreants or hooligans will add "YOURSELF" to that last line. It's the honor system, people.

12 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
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HellFace     
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?

12 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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Mike_LowELL    [TotalFark]  

jjwars1: This submission is bad and everyone involved should feel bad.


You're just mad that Fark.com™ with Kinect™ brings interactive entertainment into my household like no other game console can.

12 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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Pick     
All excellent comments posted so far. You guys are the best!

12 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


*shakes tiny fist*

12 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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p4p3rm4t3     
Headline is...
img19.imageshack.us

12 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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Maud Dib     
Subby obviously hasn't seen the usual Right Wing dreck greenlit on the Politics tab this morning.

12 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
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Odd Bird     

PhiloeBedoe: Raised bar, lowered bar, as long as it's an open bar.


+1

12 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
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Herb Utsmelz    [TotalFark]  
Submitter,

imgboot.com

12 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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Dirtybird971     
This (somehow) reminds me of a girl I knew years ago. She said every guy she'd ever felated complimented her on her "skills". I asked were you doing it when they said something to which she said " um-mmpphphhh" and so I said "keep going I'll let you know after."

12 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
Yes! fark you, too, subby!

12 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
encycl.opentopia.com
A winning smile and a pleasing personality
will get you what you need in life.

12 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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smitty04     
www.thecampuscompanion.com

12 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
The mods have been doing a wonderful job of catching me every time I work pictures of horse penis into threads where they don't belong. I'm sure they will be smart enough to understand that this horse penis is a likeable addition to this thread however:

12 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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Mikeyworld     

p4p3rm4t3: Headline is...
[img19.imageshack.us image 500x648]


The cow has spoken...A one-year liter has an opinion.

/We should care
//really, we should

12 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
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Amusement     

dugitman: I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x679]


Looks like a start of angry sex. Which ain't a bad thing.

12 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
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bentley57     
Actually, you can catch more flies with vinegar.

12 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
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SquiggsIN     

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


I don't know but that's what was going thru my mind too.

Amusement: dugitman: I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x679]

Looks like a start of angry sex. Which ain't a bad thing.


Tell my wife that.

12 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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neenerist     
Fark News Aggregation in action:

i48.tinypic.com

12 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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FlippityFlap     
Ah yes.....Fark. Where Drew sucks the cock of American Thinker. Raised bar, etc.....

12 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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GBB     
t3.gstatic.com

Yet for some reason, this is always my reaction to BS compliments.

12 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
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sweet-daddy-2     

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


You're doing great.Now compliment her on her liberated thinking;wearing anal beads around the neck is so progressive.

12 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
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stonicus     

bentley57: Actually, you can catch more flies with vinegar.


You can catch even more with manure...

12 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
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rogue49     
new news...sucking my dick will make me happy

studies have proved it.

12 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
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st.bobo     
I wish the Mail had its own tag. Or, that people would stop linking to it. It's good for gossip and... yeah, that's it.

12 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
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jim32rr    [TotalFark]  

rogue49: new news...sucking my dick will make me happy

studies have proved it.


Suck on brother, and be happy you are able to take care of yourself

12 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
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Delay    [TotalFark]  

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


Yes. Yes, you are doing great.

Now tell the young woman on left she looks nice too. Compliment her sharpied eyebrows.

12 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
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Deep Contact     

st.bobo: I wish the Mail had its own tag. Or, that people would stop linking to it. It's good for gossip and... yeah, that's it.


Good call! Well done! Bravo!

12 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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Snarfangel     

Delay: The font size is just the right height.


I think the background provides just the right amount of contrast.

12 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
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RedVentrue     
Replace my paycheck with compliments and see what happens to you subby! :) :) :)

12 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
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cgraves67     

RedVentrue: Replace my paycheck with compliments and see what happens to you subby! :) :) :)


Pay to the order of: RedVentrue $you're awesome.00

12 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
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OscarTamerz     
Flattery will get you anywhere!

i.dailymail.co.uk

Hey you two hot ass biatches wanna go back to my place and get jiggy wit' it?

12 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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wambu     

dugitman: I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x679]


She appears to be related to Paula Broadwell. Note the excessive crazy available to stick your dick in.

12 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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Dirtybird971     

st.bobo

I wish the Mail had its own tag. Or, that people would stop linking to it. It's good for gossip and... yeah, that's it.


you forgot nip slips and "celebrity" clothing mishaps.

12 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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Porous Horace     
Great posts everyone! Almost as good as Pocket Ninja! Keep trying!

12 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

Porous Horace: Great posts everyone! Almost as good as Pocket Ninja! Keep trying!


Anyone that has PN favorited is retarded.

You miss out on the fun.

12 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

And the Brown Nose Award goes to.......?

12 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
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Tenatra     
I know how the opposite of this goes for work performance.

It drove me to drink heavily and count my days. I didn't care about paperwork I got for not being motivated. I hated my coworkers and they didn't care for me. Of age to drink so I went out, my coworkers didn't like that since they were all married and had kids, not life outside family, I sensed a lot of jealousy. When I got an article 15 and got demoted I waited for the newsletter on our base website on monthly demotions, I printed it off, highlighted my name, signed it, framed it, and put it on the wall next to my desk. Just like someone that got an award, apparently some people had a problem with it since I wasn't taking anything seriously. The last few months were a big fark you to everyone in my chain of command.

General discharge but the gov still pays for my college and pays me to go. Woohoo for Voc Rehab.

12 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
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