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   Dude, growing weed in a college bio lab is a really bad idea. Bonus: Stoned-out picture

12 Nov 2012 01:52 PM   |   15802 clicks   |   Wisconsin State Journal
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Bonus: Wash-your-damn-hair picture

12 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     
He's innovating new ways of growing plants. Why doesn't the government get off his back and let him bring these skills to the private sector?

12 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
mr_bunny     
...and society was finally safe.

The end.

12 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
a college bio lab

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You put your weed in there!

12 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
ColSanders     
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12 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
devilEther     
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He looks like Sharp Nose, a Northern Arapaho chief

12 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
CygnusDarius     
I know someone that knows someone that wants to grow and sell good quality ganja, but with the slogan "Don't buy blood pot".

This is in Mexico where we're I'm talking about, and it's a tiny little movement that has existed ever since the drug war started taking victims.

12 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
Schwartz also said he had more marijuana at his Harvey Street home that was for his personal use and shared with friends.

A friend indeed

12 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
MrVeach     
If you smoke weed, just live in CA (or Washington state, apparently)

12 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
CygnusDarius     

Pair-o-Dice: Schwartz also said he had more marijuana at his Harvey Street home that was for his personal use and shared with friends.

A friend indeed


a pothead is friendlier than a coke fiend, and walks more normally than a guy in shrooms.

12 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
SkylineRecords     
He looks like the father of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

12 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
wildcardjack     
I was just thinking about how you could build a grow room anywhere these days using LED grow lights. The cop techniques of looking for high electricity consumption and houses that were much warmer don't apply when the lights are cool and efficient.

If you got really creative you might be able to hide grow rooms in public places. Just how much space is there above that drop down ceiling? Some older buildings that could be five or six feet they closed up to reduce the cost of heating.

12 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
karmaceutical     
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12 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
I love Garlic Man     
DO NOT GIS.

12 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
that was my nickname in highschool     
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Never would have happened at Harvard.

12 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
SkylineRecords     

I love Garlic Man: DO NOT GIS.


I don't even know what phrase you're speaking of and I kind of HAVE to.

12 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
ThrobblefootSpectre     

CygnusDarius: I know someone that knows someone that wants to grow and sell good quality ganja, but with the slogan "Don't buy blood pot".
This is in Mexico where we're I'm talking about, and it's a tiny little movement that has existed ever since the drug war started taking victims.


You should come up with a "human safe" logo just like the dolphin safe logo on tuna cans. Like maybe show a guy's decapitated head with the "not" red diagonal line through it.

12 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
jaytkay     
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12 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
Mr. Cat Poop     
Came for Zapped.

12 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
lewismarktwo     
That guy doesn't look stoned at all. Maybe on some uppers or just crazy.

^That dog is what stoned looks like.

12 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
uber humper    [TotalFark]  

jaytkay: [twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 500x379]


Dude doesn't look like a stoner, he looks like at meth addict

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12 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
SmellsLikePoo     

jaytkay: [twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 500x379]


Holy hell that is creepy. Please tell me that is photoshopped.... That dog will haunt my dreams.

12 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
hammettman     
Why do I get the idea that subby's not a stoner?

12 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
SkylineRecords     

lewismarktwo: That guy doesn't look stoned at all. Maybe on some uppers or just crazy.

^That dog is what stoned looks like.


If I ever needed weed, I'd buy it from that dog.

12 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
Mega Steve     
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12 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
JackieRabbit     
You know how I know that Subby doesn't smoke and dosn't know many people who do? That's not stoned-out; that just plain crazy.

12 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
"Horticulture 1" was 100% stoners when I was in college - my GF was in that class and she smoked more than anyone.

12 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
in other words, smoking datura is a GREAT idea cause it's LEGAL!!

12 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
DownDaRiver     

CygnusDarius: Pair-o-Dice: Schwartz also said he had more marijuana at his Harvey Street home that was for his personal use and shared with friends.

A friend indeed

a pothead is friendlier than a coke fiend, and walks more normally than a guy in shrooms.


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What a guy in shroom may look like

12 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
numbone     
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12 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
crzybtch     
I have never seen anyone whose nose had skin flaps up to the eyebrows?! wtf

12 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
Stone Meadow     
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Dude, by the time you're 45 years old, you should be getting a regular haircut. Otherwise people start thinking you're a dope-smoking ne'er-do-well.

Oh, wait...

12 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
tweek46420     

JackieRabbit: You know how I know that Subby doesn't smoke and dosn't know many people who do? That's not stoned-out; that just plain crazy.


i was thinking it was because subby said "stoned out"

12 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
farkingismybusiness     
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If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

12 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
D_Evans45     
Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.

12 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
Cormee     
What the hell, subby. Have you ever even seen a stoned person?

12 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
Too Pretty For Prison     

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


All I want is sweet, sweet love..

12 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
The Southern Logic Company     
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I was wondering what Andrew WK was up to.

12 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


stoners don't eat this? gimme a break. this is a STAPLE in the stoner community
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12 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
Zeb Hesselgresser     
yeah, my words of encouraged dismay left me after looking at that picture

12 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
WildManBand     

CygnusDarius: I know someone that knows someone that wants to grow and sell good quality ganja, but with the slogan "Don't buy blood pot".

This is in Mexico where we're I'm talking about, and it's a tiny little movement that has existed ever since the drug war started taking victims.


The blood-free smoke might cost him his blood if anyone important finds out.

They don't like competition, even for personal use.

12 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
D_Evans45     

Jon iz teh kewl: D_Evans45: When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.

stoners don't eat this? gimme a break. this is a STAPLE in the stoner community
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Ive never even seen one of those in real life and I associate with at least a dozen cannabis consumers regularly.

You really should refrain from the stoner discussions Jon iz teh kewl, your mommy and daddy might be behind you watching you type. Under your own admission in other threads, you are submitted to the mental ward whenever you personally consumed cannabis. I think we can all agree you arent much of a stoner, nor can you speak for stoners in the slightest. Why dont you go carry on in one of the WWE threads or go derp out in the entertainment tab?

12 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
Gough     
CSB The college where I did my undergrad (in WI) had a ancient research herbarium, I don't think it had any specimens that were newer than 1910, with one notable exception. There was a brand-new herbarium sheet with a sample of C. sativa. On the sheet there was the information on the collection site: Third Floor, Plantz Hall.

/No it wasn't me. Yes, that is the name of the dorm.

12 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
CheekyMonkey     

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


Ben & Jerrys.

\stoned, or stone-cold sober, Doritos suck

12 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
WhyteRaven74    [TotalFark]  

Stone Meadow: Otherwise people start thinking you're a dope-smoking ne'er-do-well.


In Madison you pretty much just assume everyone smokes dope. And he looks no different from any number of guys you might see during a day there. Many of them addressed as "professor".

12 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
wearetheworld     

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


No doi, right? This guy is CLEARLY not stoned, subby. It's not like he got caught growing weed at work or admitted to having a bunch of pot at his house. He isnt stoned at all in that picture. No chance. i know everything about who and what is stoned all the time. Why would you ever even think he is stoned.? C'mon subby, don't be such a dope.

12 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
CheekyMonkey     

D_Evans45: Jon iz teh kewl: D_Evans45: When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.

stoners don't eat this? gimme a break. this is a STAPLE in the stoner community
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Ive never even seen one of those in real life and I associate with at least a dozen cannabis consumers regularly.

You really should refrain from the stoner discussions Jon iz teh kewl, your mommy and daddy might be behind you watching you type. Under your own admission in other threads, you are submitted to the mental ward whenever you personally consumed cannabis. I think we can all agree you arent much of a stoner, nor can you speak for stoners in the slightest. Why dont you go carry on in one of the WWE threads or go derp out in the entertainment tab?


I actually did see a vendor selling those (called a 'walking taco') at the Philly Folk Festival this year. And even though the PFF is stoner central, I'd consider the walking taco to be associated more with people with no taste than stoners.

12 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
uber humper    [TotalFark]  

WhyteRaven74: Stone Meadow: Otherwise people start thinking you're a dope-smoking ne'er-do-well.

In Madison you pretty much just assume everyone smokes dope. And he looks no different from any number of guys you might see during a day there. Many of them addressed as "professor".


Hasn't marijuana laws been overlooked in Ann Arbor, for quite a while now?

12 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
Lunaville     
In my high school, the Future Farmers of America planted pot behind the greenhouse. I really felt sorry for the elderly gentleman who taught horticulture and agriculture. He had no idea what was going on when the police showed up to destroy it.

I also felt sorry for one of my sisters who had, along with her FFA friends, poured her heart into that crop.

12 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
may every cops who was part of arrestting this guy, the DA, balif and judge all get horrifically painfull terminal asscancer and be denied weed on the way out the farking door.

12 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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