BOMB IRAN SYRIA!!!

FTA: "The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf. "

Do you know WHO ELSE is accused of supporting Assad?


/Irony tag divides by zero

You know, Syria, that whole Yom Kippur kerfluffle didn't go so well for you guys last time...how 'bout you settle the fark down.

Perhaps we'll see the emergence of an Alliance of Countries Who Are Sick of Syria's Shiat.

I'm liking Israel more and more every day. Now go nuke Iran for us, eh? A little solid for the U.S. of A?

Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Or hell, just wipe out their air force and then sit back.

Maybe they can make up with Turkey and finish this Syria business once and for all.

What the middle east needs is a good enema. 400kt at a time

CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

Halal isn't actually all that dissimilar from kosher.

It was a matter of time before the fun moved south.

The easiest way to unite the Arab world is to start a war with Israel.

/not exactly kidding

Thank God this is nowhere near Megiddo, whew!

CygnusDarius: Is Turkey kosher?

Pretty sure it is. Well, I guess it would have to come from a kosher butcher.

Yom Kippur II: Electric Bugaloo

Leave me out of it.

Cue the "Defending Against Northern Invaders" Christian fundamentalist end-times alarmists.

Arkanaut: CygnusDarius: Is Turkey kosher?

Pretty sure it is. Well, I guess it would have to come from a kosher butcher.

Yes you can get kosher turkeys

/stuck in a meat department for the holidays....

List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.

cptjeff: CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

Halal isn't actually all that dissimilar from kosher.

Mmmm, spicy tukey-kebab.

"Let's see, civil war brewing, international pressure building on me to resign... what to do... what to do...

Attack the Jews!" - Bashir Assad, probably.

one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.

4. You don't mess around with Ben

I hope that when the Syrian people are finally free, they remember that Russia and China blocked the US and the west from helping them more.

And people wonder why Israel is pretty insistent on holding on to the Golan.

The IDF's Artillery Corps fired a missile towards a post in Syria after a 120mm mortar shell landed in the eastern Golan Heights on Sunday morning.

...

The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf.


What the fark??

Israel is a bunch of thieves and bullies it seems to me. They decided they were going to take Golan Heights and were surprised when Syria got pissed? I mean if Canada decided to take Maine or Washington the "real 'mericans" of the USA would do the same shiat Syria's doing.

I'll be labeled anti-semitic but I think Israel causes more problems than most others over there. And supporting them for any reason is played out.

one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.


5. Throw rocks at a man who has a machine gun.
6. F*ck with the devil.
7. Have tag teams with blood relatives.

CygnusDarius: cptjeff: CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

Halal isn't actually all that dissimilar from kosher.

Mmmm, spicy tukey-kebab.

Israel & Turkey on Syria...a Kosher Turkey sandwich, with a bit of crazy inbetween for taste

can we just get WW3 started already?

CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

Only if it's not covered with Greece...

BigNumber12: The IDF's Artillery Corps fired a missile towards a post in Syria after a 120mm mortar shell landed in the eastern Golan Heights on Sunday morning.

...

The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf.


What the fark??

Arab rule of thumb:
1. Israel is always wrong.
2. If something conflicts with this, see rule 1 and apply anyway.

JohnAnnArbor

And people wonder why Israel is pretty insistent on holding on to the Golan.

From wiki: The Golan Heights (Arabic: هضبة الجولان Haḍbatu 'l-Jawlān or مرتفعات الجولان Murtafaʻātu l-Jawlān, Hebrew: רמת הגולן, Ramat ha-Golan About this sound (audio) (help·info)), also called the Golan or the Syrian Golan,[3] forms a rocky plateau in the Anti-Lebanon mountains that overlooks southern Syria. The region attracts three million tourists a year and supplies Israel with one-third of its water.[4]

and now you don't have to wonder. 1/3 of your water is a hard thing to make up in a desert.

Great. Now i want a halal turkey sandwich.

Serious business.

Way too convenient for a WW3, but more realistic than a Serb shooting an Archduke and his wife causing shiat to get real

The_Sponge: one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.


5. Throw rocks at a man who has a machine gun.
6. F*ck with the devil.
7. Have tag teams with blood relatives.

8. Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR

I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!

Fark Rye For Many Whores:Serious business.

That one guy's got some sick moves...

Oh. It's a fark thread about Israel.

Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*.

Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding*.

Amos Quito: FTA: "The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf. "

Do you know WHO ELSE is accused of supporting Assad?


/Irony tag divides by zero

Thanking Israel, or being supported by them, or benefiting in any way from Israel's action, is the worst thing that could happen to any movement in the Middle East.

In American political terms, it would be like a Republican thanking Obama.


Also, see JohnAnnArbor's "Two Rules of the Middle East", above.

My wallet? But if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

/obscure, I know

badaboom: I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!

Sarcastically mimicking an opinion that exactly nobody had. Well, that's one way to make yourself look dumb...

 

The odds were so farked.

MelGoesOnTour: My wallet? But if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

/obscure, I know


Nah, not terribly.

Awesome, because right now escalating this into a regional war is exactly what everyone needs Bashar.


(Though, to be fair, if it lead to the death of Bashar, the destruction of his regime and securing all the stockpiled chemical and biological weapons he has strewn all over Syria...it wouldn't be *that* bad)

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: badaboom: I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!

Sarcastically mimicking an opinion that exactly nobody had. Well, that's one way to make yourself look dumb...

NOBODY?

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