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   For the second time in 24 hours, the Israeli military has responded to cross border shelling from Syria. This is not a repeat from 1974

12 Nov 2012 02:31 PM   |   6921 clicks   |   Ynet
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Amos Quito     
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BOMB IRAN SYRIA!!!

12 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
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Amos Quito     
FTA: "The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf. "

Do you know WHO ELSE is accused of supporting Assad?


/Irony tag divides by zero

12 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
You know, Syria, that whole Yom Kippur kerfluffle didn't go so well for you guys last time...how 'bout you settle the fark down.

12 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Perhaps we'll see the emergence of an Alliance of Countries Who Are Sick of Syria's Shiat.

12 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
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DaCaptain19     
I'm liking Israel more and more every day. Now go nuke Iran for us, eh? A little solid for the U.S. of A?

12 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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mbillips     
Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

12 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
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CygnusDarius     

mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.


Is Turkey kosher?.

12 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
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Satanic_Hamster     

mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.


Or hell, just wipe out their air force and then sit back.

12 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
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Arkanaut     
Maybe they can make up with Turkey and finish this Syria business once and for all.

12 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
What the middle east needs is a good enema. 400kt at a time

12 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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cptjeff    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.


Halal isn't actually all that dissimilar from kosher.

12 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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Another Government Employee     
It was a matter of time before the fun moved south.

12 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
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smitty04     
The easiest way to unite the Arab world is to start a war with Israel.

12 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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T-Servo     
i151.photobucket.com

/not exactly kidding

12 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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Hoblit     
Thank God this is nowhere near Megiddo, whew!

12 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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Arkanaut     

CygnusDarius: Is Turkey kosher?


Pretty sure it is. Well, I guess it would have to come from a kosher butcher.

12 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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Pvt Joker     
Yom Kippur II: Electric Bugaloo

12 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
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Party Boy     
Leave me out of it.

12 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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encyclopediaplushuman     
Cue the "Defending Against Northern Invaders" Christian fundamentalist end-times alarmists.

12 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
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Mazzic518     

Arkanaut: CygnusDarius: Is Turkey kosher?

Pretty sure it is. Well, I guess it would have to come from a kosher butcher.


Yes you can get kosher turkeys

/stuck in a meat department for the holidays....

12 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
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one0nine     
List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.

12 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
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CygnusDarius     

cptjeff: CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

Halal isn't actually all that dissimilar from kosher.


Mmmm, spicy tukey-kebab.

12 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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Nightsweat     
"Let's see, civil war brewing, international pressure building on me to resign... what to do... what to do...

Attack the Jews!" - Bashir Assad, probably.

12 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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DaddyRat     

one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.


4. You don't mess around with Ben

12 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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Kumana Wanalaia     
I hope that when the Syrian people are finally free, they remember that Russia and China blocked the US and the west from helping them more.

12 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
And people wonder why Israel is pretty insistent on holding on to the Golan.

12 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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BigNumber12     
The IDF's Artillery Corps fired a missile towards a post in Syria after a 120mm mortar shell landed in the eastern Golan Heights on Sunday morning.

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The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf.



What the fark??

12 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
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Dirtybird971     
Israel is a bunch of thieves and bullies it seems to me. They decided they were going to take Golan Heights and were surprised when Syria got pissed? I mean if Canada decided to take Maine or Washington the "real 'mericans" of the USA would do the same shiat Syria's doing.

I'll be labeled anti-semitic but I think Israel causes more problems than most others over there. And supporting them for any reason is played out.

12 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  

one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.



5. Throw rocks at a man who has a machine gun.
6. F*ck with the devil.
7. Have tag teams with blood relatives.

12 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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rogue49     

CygnusDarius: cptjeff: CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.

Halal isn't actually all that dissimilar from kosher.

Mmmm, spicy tukey-kebab.


Israel & Turkey on Syria...a Kosher Turkey sandwich, with a bit of crazy inbetween for taste

12 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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Biness     
can we just get WW3 started already?

12 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.


Only if it's not covered with Greece...

12 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

BigNumber12: The IDF's Artillery Corps fired a missile towards a post in Syria after a 120mm mortar shell landed in the eastern Golan Heights on Sunday morning.

...

The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf.


What the fark??


Arab rule of thumb:
1. Israel is always wrong.
2. If something conflicts with this, see rule 1 and apply anyway.

12 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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Dirtybird971     

JohnAnnArbor

And people wonder why Israel is pretty insistent on holding on to the Golan.


From wiki: The Golan Heights (Arabic: هضبة الجولان Haḍbatu 'l-Jawlān or مرتفعات الجولان Murtafaʻātu l-Jawlān, Hebrew: רמת הגולן, Ramat ha-Golan About this sound (audio) (help·info)), also called the Golan or the Syrian Golan,[3] forms a rocky plateau in the Anti-Lebanon mountains that overlooks southern Syria. The region attracts three million tourists a year and supplies Israel with one-third of its water.[4]

and now you don't have to wonder. 1/3 of your water is a hard thing to make up in a desert.

12 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
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EmmaLou    [TotalFark]  
Great. Now i want a halal turkey sandwich.

12 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
www.mortarsinminiature.com
Serious business.

12 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
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Odd Bird     
memedepot.com

12 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
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angry_scientist     
Way too convenient for a WW3, but more realistic than a Serb shooting an Archduke and his wife causing shiat to get real

12 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
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AntonChigger     

The_Sponge: one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.


5. Throw rocks at a man who has a machine gun.
6. F*ck with the devil.
7. Have tag teams with blood relatives.


8. Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR

12 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
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badaboom     
I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!

12 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
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TheOther     
Fark Rye For Many Whores:Serious business.

That one guy's got some sick moves...

12 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
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indarwinsshadow     
Oh. It's a fark thread about Israel.

Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*.

Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding*.

12 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
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StopLurkListen     

Amos Quito: FTA: "The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf. "

Do you know WHO ELSE is accused of supporting Assad?


/Irony tag divides by zero


Thanking Israel, or being supported by them, or benefiting in any way from Israel's action, is the worst thing that could happen to any movement in the Middle East.

In American political terms, it would be like a Republican thanking Obama.
i1157.photobucket.com

Also, see JohnAnnArbor's "Two Rules of the Middle East", above.

12 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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MelGoesOnTour     
My wallet? But if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

/obscure, I know

12 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     

badaboom: I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!


Sarcastically mimicking an opinion that exactly nobody had. Well, that's one way to make yourself look dumb...

12 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
cf.geekdo-images.com 

The odds were so farked.

12 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
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indarwinsshadow     
caledoniawakeupcall.files.wordpress.com

12 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
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BigNumber12     

MelGoesOnTour: My wallet? But if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

/obscure, I know



Nah, not terribly.

12 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
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Tatsuma     
Awesome, because right now escalating this into a regional war is exactly what everyone needs Bashar.


(Though, to be fair, if it lead to the death of Bashar, the destruction of his regime and securing all the stockpiled chemical and biological weapons he has strewn all over Syria...it wouldn't be *that* bad)

12 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
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badaboom     

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: badaboom: I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!

Sarcastically mimicking an opinion that exactly nobody had. Well, that's one way to make yourself look dumb...


NOBODY?

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12 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
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