(full site)
Fark.com

Try out our new mobile site!


Back To Main
   High-powered banker files for divorce after her husband refused to recreate scenes from Fifty Shades of Grey

12 Nov 2012 12:01 PM   |   18144 clicks   |   Daily Mail
Showing 1-50 of 175 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
p4p3rm4t3     
Whats a, "staid sex life"? for 1200 Alex.

12 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
BUt poop comes from there... Also, I don't want to play with your butt.

12 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
HelloNeuman     
fifty shades of Gray

12 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
DrunkenBob     
Two submissives should never get married. Especially power bottoms. They'll be happier apart.

12 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
fozziewazzi     
Can't judge this man without pics of the missus.

12 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
ringersol     
Unlike many Daily Fail subjects: sexual incompatibility is a real thing.

12 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
BAMFinator     
Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.

12 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline     
Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.

12 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Honey, the book is terrible.

12 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
thisiszombocom     
Can't find someone to have an affair with? Wtf is the point if being a high powered exec then?

/ besides the money

12 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
Tat'dGreaser     
Good for her, instead of just cheating on him because he sucked in bed she gave him a chance and he failed so she's leaving.

12 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
KatjaMouse     

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunn ierHeadline: Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.


Say what you will about that book (and boy do I have a lot of not so pleasant things to say about it) at least it was a mainstream excuse/permission slip for women to go out and explore things outside of their typical comfort zone in the bedroom.

12 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
KatjaMouse     

Tat'dGreaser: Good for her, instead of just cheating on him because he sucked in bed she gave him a chance and he failed so she's leaving.


Unfortunately if a man did the same thing everyone would be screaming about what a pig a he is.

Hey, people. Sex is just as vital a part of marriage as communication and financials. If you don't like it then marry a human Ken doll.

12 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
iheartscotch     
Someone who isn't a historical foot note in a textbook from the 60's actually made a classy decision?

/ unpossible

12 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
WeenerGord     
Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.

12 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
BLEMDAR     
Sad Frumpy Twat Finds Reason To Divorce Limp Puff.

Money isnt everything.

12 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
Skirl Hutsenreiter     

BAMFinator: Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.


Why'd you marry her?

12 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
Wicked Chinchilla     

KatjaMouse: ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunni erHeadline: Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.

Say what you will about that book (and boy do I have a lot of not so pleasant things to say about it) at least it was a mainstream excuse/permission slip for women to go out and explore things outside of their typical comfort zone in the bedroom.


See, when my wife expressed a desire to read it my first thought was "hey, it may have terrible writing but there is a large potential upside"
Some of my friends have observed this same behavior in their wives.

But nope, my wife is impervious to said books, apparently. Zero change observed.

12 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
KatjaMouse     

WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.


Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.

12 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Wayne 985     
Another fake story from the Daily Mail. No names? Sounds legit.

12 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
The One True TheDavid     
fozziewazzi:

Can't judge this man without pics of the missus.

Maybe she's as ugly as the biatch who wrote the book.

Ugly fat chicks with no self respect will let you do all kinds of mean shiat to them just to get any attention at all. They'll even encourage it if you don't make them pay every time you order pizza. You learn this before you're 18 if you ever peek out from under Mom's skirt. I'd rather read Wikipedia than put up with such women, and I'll bet so would her husband. 

Ugly fat chicks should go ahead and become Lesbian Feminists in high school while they still have a chance of success at that. By the time you're 40 not even other ugly fat Lesbian Feminists will want you.

12 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
Odd Bird     

fozziewazzi: Can't judge this man without pics of the missus.


She can call me. If she's a pooch, I won't open the kennel door.

www.fugly.comView Full Size

12 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
That book is the greatest thing to happen for husbands everywhere since anything ever.

12 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
MDGeist     
Wow, never knew the 50 Shades author was so nasty looking.

12 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
cgraves67     

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunn ierHeadline: Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.


My wife has it on hold at the library, which itself is weird because she works there and her coworkers can see what she checks out and she's usually self-conscious about that. I'm somewhat intimidated by the prospects of the ideas that book will give her.

12 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
KatjaMouse     

The One True TheDavid: Ugly fat chicks with no self respect will let you do all kinds of mean shiat to them just to get any attention at all. They'll even encourage it if you don't make them pay every time you order pizza. You learn this before you're 18 if you ever peek out from under Mom's skirt. I'd rather read Wikipedia than put up with such women, and I'll bet so would her husband.


[Not-Sure-If-Serious.jpg]

12 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
IamAwake     

KatjaMouse: Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.


If you get sexual pleasure out of beating someone, then yes - you're abusive. That's almost by-definition shiate right there. It ranks right along with "if you have 12 eggs, you have a dozen eggs."

12 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
The One True TheDavid     
KatjaMouse:

Say what you will about that book (and boy do I have a lot of not so pleasant things to say about it) at least it was a mainstream excuse/permission slip for women to go out and explore things outside of their typical comfort zone in the bedroom.

You think it's a good idea for women to be treated like that? You even think they should volunteer for it? Damn. If you're a woman (which I assume you are) you must be desperate; if you're a man (which can happen) you must really hate women.

12 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
WeenerGord     

KatjaMouse: WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.

Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.



Do tell us all about the lovely, kind, goodhearted, sensitive men who tie you up and whip your ass bloody, and how much that satisfies and fulfills you, in a good way.

12 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
KatjaMouse     

MDGeist: Wow, never knew the 50 Shades author was so nasty looking.


It's not far off from what I expected. It was a Twilight fan-fic starting out, for one. And while there are a couple of intriguing ideas in there I'd like to take to the bedroom this book betrays the author as being someone who has no clue as to how most BDSM relationships work and is an exercise in her own fantasies. The normal/healthy ones at least.

12 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
hasty ambush     
Serves us right for giving them the vote a letting them out of the kitchen. The world was better off when their reading was confined to cook books, Good Housekepping and Jane Austen.

Now women's expectation levels have been raised to unreasonable levels and this is a natural fallout.

12 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
Kit Fister     

KatjaMouse: MDGeist: Wow, never knew the 50 Shades author was so nasty looking.

It's not far off from what I expected. It was a Twilight fan-fic starting out, for one. And while there are a couple of intriguing ideas in there I'd like to take to the bedroom this book betrays the author as being someone who has no clue as to how most BDSM relationships work and is an exercise in her own fantasies. The normal/healthy ones at least.


how are You/you doing? ;-)

12 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
The One True TheDavid     
KatjaMouse:

Hey, people. Sex is just as vital a part of marriage as communication and financials.

Too bad what that book depicts isn't sex, it's women with horrifically low self-esteem and the impotent cowards who prey on them.

12 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
flsprtsgod    [TotalFark]  
Amateurish and poorly written. The Sleeping Beauty books on the other hand...that was some kinda key to a lock found DEEP in the subconscious.

12 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
WeenerGord     

WeenerGord: KatjaMouse: WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.

Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.

Do tell us all about the lovely, kind, goodhearted, sensitive men who tie you up and whip your ass bloody, and how much that satisfies and fulfills you, in a good way.



And while you are at it, tell us how getting tied up and asswhipped and raped is empowering for you as a woman, and how all those feminists, who fought to protect future women from that kind of abuse, were just ugly wallflowers, who didn't know how to have a good time, like you do.

12 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Wicked Chinchilla:

But nope, my wife is impervious to said books, apparently. Zero change observed.


Good for her. She should grow even more self-respect and divorce you.

12 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
Apos     
Oh snap crap!

12 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
BubbaJones    [TotalFark]  

BAMFinator: Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.


Funny....she insists on having them on with me

12 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
gregory311     

The One True TheDavid: KatjaMouse:

Say what you will about that book (and boy do I have a lot of not so pleasant things to say about it) at least it was a mainstream excuse/permission slip for women to go out and explore things outside of their typical comfort zone in the bedroom.

You think it's a good idea for women to be treated like that? You even think they should volunteer for it? Damn. If you're a woman (which I assume you are) you must be desperate; if you're a man (which can happen) you must really hate women.


Have you even read the farking book? It's pretty tame.

12 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
KatjaMouse     

Kit Fister: how are You/you doing? ;-)


Spoken for, sorry. Oh, and to the other guys up-thread, I wear in the pants in our relationship outside of the bedroom. Roles are reversed inside and that's just how we roll.

Expressing what you like to yourself and your partner is in itself an empowering thing. It's wholly feminist in its principle. When your partner, however, takes advantage of those likes and kinks you're treading in dangerous waters. Someone who ignores your safe word, or violates the boundaries you expressed before hand is not considered an attractive partner by any stretch of the imagination. On the plus side since kinky men outnumber kinky women, women with sense know they have their pick of the lot so men know better than to scare the desirable ladies away and because local communities are so tight knit, one or two ex partners bad mouthing you would shut you out for life.

50 Shades of Grey has a lot of actual BDSM folks banging their heads against the wall... especially when they encounter people who think that's what actually happens in such relationships.

12 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
gregory311     

The One True TheDavid: Wicked Chinchilla:

But nope, my wife is impervious to said books, apparently. Zero change observed.

Good for her. She should grow even more self-respect and divorce you.


You sound awfully, awfully lonely... you can tell us, we won't judge.

12 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
Headso    [TotalFark]  

WeenerGord: WeenerGord: KatjaMouse: WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.

Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.

Do tell us all about the lovely, kind, goodhearted, sensitive men who tie you up and whip your ass bloody, and how much that satisfies and fulfills you, in a good way.


And while you are at it, tell us how getting tied up and asswhipped and raped is empowering for you as a woman, and how all those feminists, who fought to protect future women from that kind of abuse, were just ugly wallflowers, who didn't know how to have a good time, like you do.


I'm personally not into bondage or any of that stuff but it's just a fetish like any other odd thing people might be into that gets them off. Does some guy jerking off to feet mean something beyond him jerking off to feet? If some chick likes to get spanked why does it have to mean something outside of just her liking to get spanked.

12 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
KatjaMouse     

gregory311: The One True TheDavid: You think it's a good idea for women to be treated like that? You even think they should volunteer for it? Damn. If you're a woman (which I assume you are) you must be desperate; if you're a man (which can happen) you must really hate women.

Have you even read the farking book? It's pretty tame.


It's the relationship that's messed up. And the woman in that book is an infantile idiot.

12 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
thecpt    [TotalFark]  

KatjaMouse: Oh, and to the other guys up-thread, I wear in the pants in our relationship outside of the bedroom. Roles are reversed inside and that's just how we roll.


I really thought they were masterful trolls. Who knows.

12 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
KatjaMouse     

thecpt: KatjaMouse: Oh, and to the other guys up-thread, I wear in the pants in our relationship outside of the bedroom. Roles are reversed inside and that's just how we roll.

I really thought they were masterful trolls. Who knows.


I was thinking that at first too but I think there was some sincere feelings behind the sentiments.

12 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
teylix     
my gf said it was kind of boring and badly written.

must suck for you guys if 50 shades of grey was the catalyst for you to guys to even touch each other.

12 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
Shirley Ujest     
Check out ellora's cave.

12 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
kisseswookies     

The One True TheDavid: KatjaMouse:

Hey, people. Sex is just as vital a part of marriage as communication and financials.

Too bad what that book depicts isn't sex, it's women with horrifically low self-esteem and the impotent cowards who prey on them.


While I'll admit the book is terrible. It's a complete misrepresentation of the S&M community. That being said, just because a girl likes a little slap and tickle doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Not everyone is into the same type of sex your interested in.

/thank god.

12 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Oznog     

Wicked Chinchilla: KatjaMouse: ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnie rHeadline: Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.

Say what you will about that book (and boy do I have a lot of not so pleasant things to say about it) at least it was a mainstream excuse/permission slip for women to go out and explore things outside of their typical comfort zone in the bedroom.

See, when my wife expressed a desire to read it my first thought was "hey, it may have terrible writing but there is a large potential upside"
Some of my friends have observed this same behavior in their wives.

But nope, my wife is impervious to said books, apparently. Zero change observed.


I'm still trying to understand the appeal, because the writing is pretty bad. The writer doesn't seem to come from the BDSM community, as there's lots of "wrong" things going on in the book. It's questionable whether the author actually was into this at all. If she was "into" it the book would probably get mighty technical about being Shibari tied-up and gush about the fiber and weave of the rope used and the type of knots and emphasis on proper degree of tension. Well, fiction is fiction of course, and factual accounts often don't sell like fictionalized ones. But again, the writing is just comically bad at points.

Is it just that once you've reached a critical mass of press attention, you're "good" no matter what the actual product is? Well no shocker there. I'm just wondering if there's any real "win" hidden in the writing itself, or if it's JUST press. I only skimmed a copy and was just "WTF???" all the way through.

12 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Odd Bird     

WeenerGord: KatjaMouse: WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.

Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.

Do tell us all about the lovely, kind, goodhearted, sensitive men who tie you up and whip your ass bloody, and how much that satisfies and fulfills you, in a good way.


I think I see the problem with your view of the world...
4.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

12 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
Showing 1-50 of 175 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined