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   If sharks really want to be saved from the brink of extinction they first need to fire their current PR agent and hire one who will make them appear cuter and cuddlier and less bitier to the average human

12 Nov 2012 03:18 PM   |   2771 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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UberDave    [TotalFark]  
They need to sing more.

12 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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Look! Hes smiling!!

/current wallpaper
//cant look at it without smiling.

12 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  
Wolves tried the cute thing, didn't work so well for them.

12 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Actually, they need fricking laser beams....

12 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
FloydA     
Who cares? It doesn't look like there's even going to be any hockey this year, and San Jose is a mediocre team anyway.

12 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
I want shark fin soup.

12 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
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12 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
Martonio     

Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.


Go fark yourself.

/I want Kumana Wanalaia arm soup

12 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
qorkfiend     
Question: which one do people like to hug?

12 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
Texas Method     
If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their house.

12 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
Odd Bird     

Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.


That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them.

/mako steaks please

12 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

Odd Bird


/mako steaks please


The hell??

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Pic is warm

12 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
Grandemadaca     
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12 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
odinsposse    [TotalFark]  

Odd Bird: Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.

That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them.

/mako steaks please


Or they should press to make shark fin soup incredibly popular so that we start shark farming. Then we'll have sharks around forever.

12 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
karmaceutical     
It would help if people would stop killing them for no damn good reason...

We DON'T fly release flags upside down on our riggers, but we DO hang fish upside down on our gallows!

12 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
nihilspawn     
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12 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
xmasbaby     
I figured Sharka would turn this whole thing around:

http://www.crazyshirts.com/product/sm all+plush+one+sharka.do?sortby=p r iceDescend

12 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  
They're grey, have goofy eyes...quick, someone get some Bronies to draw up some Derpy sharks.

12 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
DaCaptain19     
People would be ravaged less if they weren't so stupid as to ride these "surfboards" that make them look exactly like a plump, juicy seal.

12 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
cgraves67     

DaCaptain19: People would be ravaged less if they weren't so stupid as to ride these "surfboards" that make them look exactly like a plump, juicy seal.


Can some one come up with a handy cheat sheet for when it's OK to blame the victim?

12 Nov 2012 03:43 PM
QUEEN O FROD     
Sharks are delicious.

12 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
abfalter     
Yeah, maybe if they did not kill and eat us we'd be more inclined to save them.

I did eat shark once. Does this place me on the top of the food chain?

12 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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12 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
pute kisses like a man     

abfalter: Yeah, maybe if they did not kill and eat us we'd be more inclined to save them.

I did eat shark once. Does this place me on the top of the food chain?


as long as you never get out of the boat.

12 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
DiRF     

Grandemadaca: [imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 560x461]


Good to see this has been covered. I must go now. My people need me.

12 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.


So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.

12 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: DaCaptain19: People would be ravaged less if they weren't so stupid as to ride these "surfboards" that make them look exactly like a plump, juicy seal.

Can some one come up with a handy cheat sheet for when it's OK to blame the victim?


Animals commit crimes now?

12 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
ShobuZukuri     
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12 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
dragonchild    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: Can some one come up with a handy cheat sheet for when it's OK to blame the victim?


When the "victim" is the only human involved. We hold other humans accountable due to the evidence that humans are capable of doing better.

Trying to reason with a shark is like trying to reason with gravity. Getting attacked by a shark is therefore much closer to a Darwin award than homicide. Either you're too stupid to live, or if you're a kid, your parents are.

12 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
FloydA     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.

So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.


They're OK. Very mild flavor, not "fishy" at all.

12 Nov 2012 03:56 PM
Canton     
Behold, the perfect spokespersonshark:

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It is not planning to eat those humans. It does not think those humans look like food. Whale sharks are cool like that.

12 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
QUEEN O FROD     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.

So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.


Yes I have. Fresh caught from Southern California. Very good flavor - great for someone who isn't really into fish. I've never eaten store bought, though.

12 Nov 2012 03:58 PM
TheOther     
make them appear cuter and cuddlier and less bitier...

That's never going to work!

At best, you can pose them next to even more sinister, dangerous repellent monsters...is Karl Rove available?

12 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
Odd Bird     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.

So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.


Grilled shark steaks; light taste, not at all fishy, delicious.

12 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
Kaiku     
If only sharks could be easily avoided by not entering their habitat.

12 Nov 2012 04:03 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
If Carl Rove can do it, sharks should be no problemo.

12 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
RedVentrue     

Kaiku: If only sharks could be easily avoided by not entering their habitat.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulette

12 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  

slayer199: Actually, they need fricking laser beams....


They didn't have the money, but the sea bass did

12 Nov 2012 04:19 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  

Texas Method: If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their housebeing so tasty.


FTFY

12 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  
Candygram

12 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
LowbrowDeluxe     
They tried that. Captain Mako went medieval on their asses over it.

/RIP COH

12 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
Clash City Farker     
Sharks extinct?

That will be the day. There are more sharks in the world than humans.

12 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
ProfessorOhki     
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12 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
KrispyKritter     

Texas Method: If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their house.


dingdingdingdingding!!!!

12 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
Jument     
For every human killed by a shark, approximately a brazillion have been killed (or just de-finned for soup) by humans. The fact that sharks have bad PR even though they are losing the war so completely really does highlight the fact that they are shockingly bad at public relations.

12 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
RedVentrue     

KrispyKritter: Texas Method: If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their house.

dingdingdingdingding!!!!


I blame SNL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Sha rk_(Saturday_Night_Live)

12 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
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12 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
Milk D     
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12 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
upndn     
I've eaten small sand sharks caught from the surf at assateague on the eastern shore.

Quite good, reminds me of tuna as much as anything. The key to prepare the shark is to gut it and cut the head and tail off ASAP. It should go into the cooler a gutted, twitching, headless muscle. Kinda like a chicken without it head.

If you don't gut it instantly the shark pisses itself and also releases stuff that contaminates the meat when it dies.

Gut it alive, cut off head and tail, make foil boat to put fish in, add butter and favorite fish spices, place on fire or grill and slow cook for 45 min or so checking and tasting till properly done.

There are no bones.

Mmmmmmm........ Easy and good

12 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
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