Wait....Petraeus testified to Congress that the attack was about the video? 

This is such a clusterfark. I hope somebody goes to prison over it. Not because I care about justice, but because I'm sick of hearing about it.

Wait... she's also been mounting the evidence?

Blues_X: Wait... she's also been mounting the evidence?


Yeah, the stuff about the prisoners...sounds likely, but also the kind of thing that's classified. Unlike his penis.

I_C_Weener: but also the kind of thing that's classified. Unlike his penis.

Now I have the song "Detachable Penis" stuck in my head, but with slightly different lyrics.


/declassified penis

Is this just news? Or is it supposed to be part of some conspiracy?

DamnYankees: Is this just news? Or is it supposed to be part of some conspiracy?

It's the latest Fox News attempt to stir up a conspiracy theory

I thought it was already established that 20 of the 30 people there were CIA employees or contractors working under a diplomatic cover.

I want investigations into all the Embassy deaths under Bush II's watch and Clinton's watch.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DamnYankees: Is this just news? Or is it supposed to be part of some conspiracy?

It's the latest Fox News attempt to stir up a conspiracy theory

This just in : attackers justify their crimes with reasons.

This is also not something that would have been changed under a Republican presidency.

I really hate Fox News.

But then who was phone

This scandal will surely guarantee a Romney victory.

Attention All Redneck Wingnuts,

No.
Body.
Cares.

Get over it.

/perhaps you would prefer to spend your outrage on a completely needless invasion of Iraq that killed hundreds of thousands of people. If this doesn't bother that much, then kindly stick your Faux News Benghazi outrage straight up your ass.

Evidence is mounting alright, but the evidence indicates that FOX News is utterly full of shiat.

Marcus Aurelius: Evidence is mounting alright, but the evidence indicates that FOX News is utterly full of shiat.

FNC and it's wingnuts really, really want this to be the scandal that destroys the Obama presidency.

They're still butt-hurt that Fast and Furious didn't do it.

Benghazi-Benghazi-Benghazi-Benghazi -Benghazi...

Just let lil' faux news throw a sh*t-fit and scream herself to sleep. She'll tucker out soon (we hope).

Benghazi will never be a thing. look for some other bogyman.

Fox news have been looking in depth on this.
Under Obama, we should see better leadership than Bush.
Canada has sent their teams in as well to investigate.
Killers, of any region, should be dealt with quicker though.

Yesterday, many republicans debated on our presidents wrong doing.
Of course, many believe it involves the gay agenda.
Understand this, if there is a fact, Fox news will dodge it.

WhiskeyBender: Fox news have been looking in depth on this.
Under Obama, we should see better leadership than Bush.
Canada has sent their teams in as well to investigate.
Killers, of any region, should be dealt with quicker though.
 
Yesterday, many republicans debated on our presidents wrong doing.
Of course, many believe it involves the gay agenda.
Understand this, if there is a fact, Fox news will dodge it.
 

Blues_X: Wait... she's also been mounting the evidence?

Then I hereby dub my penis "Evidence".

/She's hot

What a detention facility might look like:

Goddammit Petraeus ... I'll be shocked if you don't get federal felony charges levied against you.

HEY! PEOPLE IN POWER! STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICKS!!

Blues_X: Wait... she's also been mounting the evidence?

The slut.

dugitman:
 
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I don't know why I'm laughing to hard at that image.

syrynxx: I thought it was already established that 20 of the 30 people there were CIA employees or contractors working under a diplomatic cover.

I thought it was established that Hussein Bongo II was manning a machine gun post, but didn't fire on the attackers because he was practicing his golf swing.

So it was a military operation to free their comrades and not a terrorist attack. Obama was correct in not calling it a terrorist attack.

You lose again GOP.

xanadian: Goddammit Petraeus ... I'll be shocked if you don't get federal felony charges levied against you.

HEY! PEOPLE MEN IN POWER! STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICKS!!

FTFY. Not only for anatomical reasons, but also for general truthiness.

/That goes for the rest of you Farkers, too. Seriously. Don't use your penis for a brain.
//Like that'll ever happen

Al Qaeda in Libya was only a minor threat to us. They are a bunch of rancid political misfits with suicidal tendencies following a bad religion. There is no doubt in my mind that sooner or later, the terrorists who caused panic at the Berlin discos of the 1980s would come back to haunt us. The clash of civilizations was inevitable. So I say, FU Bengazi.

Yes, because Faux "News"=evidence

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is such a clusterfark. I hope somebody goes to prison over it. Not because I care about justice, but because I'm sick of hearing about it.

I vote Sean Hannity for prison.

Blues_X: I_C_Weener: but also the kind of thing that's classified. Unlike his penis.

Now I have the song "Detachable Penis" stuck in my head, but with slightly different lyrics.


/declassified penis

Damn you....

/guess I'll have to spread it to someone to get it out of my head now.

can we go back to having government secrets again? please?

tis ok

cause obama

just keep this out of the politics tab. we wouldn't want it to reflect badly on the administration.

vernonFL: Al Qaeda in Libya was only a minor threat to us. They are a bunch of rancid political misfits with suicidal tendencies following a bad religion. There is no doubt in my mind that sooner or later, the terrorists who caused panic at the (Berlin) discos of the 1980s would come back to haunt us. The clash of civilizations was inevitable. So I say, FU Bengazi. 

I feel like I'm missing one in the last sentence.

So what exactly does this "breaking news" really change.

Besides House Republicans already blew the CIA's cover back in October.

BENGHAZI!!!!!

You Republicans have gone to that well too many times. It's in the same bin as VINCE FOSTER!!!! TRAVELGATE!!!! CLIMATEGATE!!!! TROOPERGATE!!!! BLACK PANTHERS!!!! ACORN!!!! REFRIGERATORS!!!! (either "thousands of dollars in a", or "99% of poor people have")

I feel like participating in American Democracy requires memorizing a phone book's worth of pointless scandal trivia, and almost all of it entirely fictional. Like a pro-Wrestling television program.

We've been arming terrorists and the left is cool with that. That's good to know. Let us know how that works out for you.

I guess the congressmen holding the hearings shouldn't have cut the budget for embassy defense, and they wouldn't have to hold a hearing to blame someone else to cover their own arses.

pushing the Benghazi conspiracy theory = verbal scarlet letter of derp

Seems legit

zackthebass: vernonFL: Al Qaeda in Libya was only a minor threat to us. They are a bunch of rancid political misfits with suicidal tendencies following a bad religion. There is no doubt in my mind that sooner or later, the terrorists who caused panic at the (Berlin) discos of the 1980s would come back to haunt us. The clash of civilizations was inevitable. So I say, FU Bengazi. 

I feel like I'm missing one in the last sentence.

Fugazi, I think.

We get it. He's black.

Let's get this out of the way.

StopLurkListen: zackthebass: vernonFL: Al Qaeda in Libya was only a minor threat to us. They are a bunch of rancid political misfits with suicidal tendencies following a bad religion. There is no doubt in my mind that sooner or later, the terrorists who caused panic at the (Berlin) discos of the 1980s would come back to haunt us. The clash of civilizations was inevitable. So I say, FU Bengazi. 

I feel like I'm missing one in the last sentence.

Fugazi, I think.

Ahhh...damn

colon_pow: just keep this out of the politics tab. we wouldn't want it to reflect badly on the administration.

4 people died at a consulate in an unstable country while a Democrat is president = WORST PRESIDENT EVAR! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! WORSE THAN WATERGATE! IMPEEEEACH!

50+ people die at embassy and consulate attacks under Bush Jr. (and many more under most other recent Presidents): Not a farking peep from the media...because people realize that, when you have presences in unstable or outright hostile countries, THIS KIND OF SHIAT HAPPENS.

Skarekrough: We get it. He's black.

Petraeus and his fark buddy are black?

love the ad hominem attacks though!

"Now, I don't know if a lot of you heard this, but the CIA annex had actually, um, had taken a couple of Libyan militia members prisoner and they think that the attack on the consulate was an effort to try to get these prisoners back. So that's still being vetted."

We've been arming terrorists and the left is cool with that. That's good to know. Let us know how that works out for you.

Can you point to a time in US history when we weren't arming one terrorist group or another?

Smeggy Smurf: We've been arming terrorists and the left is cool with that. That's good to know. Let us know how that works out for you.

Worked out well for Reagan.