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   Driver throws food out of his car window to slow down police chasing him, wanted for criminal endangerment of a Big Mac

12 Nov 2012 05:01 PM   |   1835 clicks   |   Patch
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Good thing he didn't throw out a bag of donuts.

12 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     
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12 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Martinez, 38, of 4601 Rowe Drive in New Port Richey, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, DUI, throwing a deadly missile..

I laughed way too hard at that.

/aren't most missiles deadly?

12 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: Martinez, 38, of 4601 Rowe Drive in New Port Richey, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, DUI, throwing a deadly missile..

I laughed way too hard at that.

/aren't most missiles deadly?


Don't missiles have to be self-propelled and if it isn't its more properly a "projectile"?

12 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: blatz514: Martinez, 38, of 4601 Rowe Drive in New Port Richey, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, DUI, throwing a deadly missile..

I laughed way too hard at that.

/aren't most missiles deadly?

Don't missiles have to be self-propelled and if it isn't its more properly a "projectile"?


That's mainly why that made me laugh. It was a WTF moment. He threw a plastic knife(I assume anyway.) How would that constitute a missile?

12 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
Dr.Knockboots     
Was it Stone Cold ET?
Link

watch..

/shoehorning in something

12 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
What is a "pack of cans"?

12 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Dr.Knockboots: Was it Stone Cold ET?
Link

watch..

/shoehorning in something


Ho ly Fark. That was awesome.

12 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
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/could have been worse

12 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Now that's a BIG MAC ATTACK!!!

12 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
Mock26     
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12 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Aces and Eights     
Our nation's wang is at it again.

12 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
Hector Remarkable     
There's something about that guy's eyes...
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12 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
Porous Horace     
Big Mac Attack?

12 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
fizzled     
How do they charge him with "assault on a law enforcement officer [and] throwing a deadly missile" and then toss on "obstructing an officer without violence"? How does that make sense?

12 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
litespeed74     
Food and a knife? Was he eating steak?

12 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
You're supposed to toss out BANANAS...not burgers!
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12 Nov 2012 05:47 PM
KrispyKritter     
having bought MacDonald at teh drive-thru and later learning i wasn't given a Straw, i can understand the gentlemans rage.

---seriously, no mention of alcohol tsting or being taken for blood drawing or psych evaluation? wow! nope, just another day! come along mr. criminal

12 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
Jument     

fizzled: How do they charge him with "assault on a law enforcement officer [and] throwing a deadly missile" and then toss on "obstructing an officer without violence"? How does that make sense?


I'm assuming that they need to have something on the books so they can legally hold him, and they'll let smarter people figure out what he should actually be charged with later. Probably not a real good idea, when you think about it.

12 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Don't missiles have to be self-propelled and if it isn't its more properly a "projectile"?

mis·sile/ˈmisəl/
Noun:

An object that is forcibly propelled at a target, by hand or mechanically.


So, while it's not what you or I first think of when we hear the word, pretty much anything chucked at anything else is indeed a 'missile'.

fizzled: How does that make sense?


Two different incidents? I DRTFA, but I could see him getting the first charge when he threw trash out the window, then the other when he finally gave up.

12 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
Gyrfalcon     
The deadly missile was for throwing the cans at the person sitting on the bench. Tossing food--or even a real knife--at a cop isn't going to make the cut; but pausing during a pursuit to hurl a six-pack at some random passer-by's head does make you look like some kind of crazy maniac.

12 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
SomethingToDo     
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Before and after shots of the victim
/hot

12 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
I get the feeling that this thread is going to keeping showing me the same post as being "new" until somebody posts after it. So hopefully that will fix the bug.

12 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
SomethingToDo     
I'm sowwy, jaylec. I probably broke Fark with my thread refreshing habits.

13 Nov 2012 01:03 AM
pnkgtr     
This has been covered extensively.
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13 Nov 2012 01:21 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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13 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
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