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12 Nov 2012 04:53 PM   |   8150 clicks   |   WTSP
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Mitt Romney seen yelling, "I TOLD YOU SO!"

12 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
"P" is for prison, that's good enough for me...

12 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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NutWrench    [TotalFark]  
This is a monster that would routinely eats books, furniture and bite off the ends of letters. I think he once ate an entire Christmas tree. I knew he was going to be trouble.

12 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
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EnviroDude     
maybe it IS time to defund Sesame Street. Guess Oscar the Grouch is the only sane one in the group.

/Big Bird uses hallucinogenics to see Snuffleupagus

12 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
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cretinbob     
liberal...you forgot it's liberal agenda. Headline completely falls apart without that.

12 Nov 2012 03:43 PM
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dletter     

EnviroDude: maybe it IS time to defund Sesame Street. Guess Oscar the Grouch is the only sane one in the group.

/Big Bird uses hallucinogenics to see Snuffleupagus


You must be old (like me), but, "everyone" on Sesame St. has been able to see Snuffy since I think around the mid to late 80s.

I think it is a crock that they made this change, now kids won't have the frustrations we all had with the adults all not believing Big Bird.

12 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
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Osomatic     
Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

12 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
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ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  

Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.


The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

12 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
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cretinbob     

ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.


Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
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Osomatic     

ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.


I actually just now saw that story, so now I see what the headline was getting at. Um, I don't think it was any secret that Kevin Clash is gay, though.

12 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
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lennavan    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.


I have found this thread to be informative and answered all of my questions to my satisfaction.

That is all.

12 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
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Satanic_Hamster     
images2.layoutsparks.com

12 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
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Super Chronic     

Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.


He has a man's hand up his ass at all times; what do you expect?

12 Nov 2012 04:57 PM
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PowerSlacker     
25.media.tumblr.com

12 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
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panfried     
YOU GONNA GET ELMO'D

12 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
THERES PEOPLE OUTSIDE? WITH GUNS!! OH shiat DAWG
content6.flixster.com

12 Nov 2012 05:00 PM
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nytmare     
02varvara.files.wordpress.com

12 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
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gingerjet     
What did Elmo know and when did he know it?

12 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
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Pep Streebeck     
www.bertisevil.tv
>Bert is EVIL! Link

12 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
They're all a tough lot, that Sesame Street gang. Real old-school. Oscar the Grouch kills people for money, and the Count keeps human slaves, that he counts, in his basement. Not to mention the money that Bert continues to funnel to extreme right-wing causes, while an HIV-positive Ernie faces federal charges. And don't ever tell me that one of them didn't just murder Mr. Hooper.

12 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.


amen to that. one must separate puppeteer from Elmo, the Muppet - Elmo who we have grown to know and love. the puppeteer and the Elmo are two separate entities, similar to, oh, Mitt Romney and President Obama. not one and the same, two, two, two different beings.

instead of trying to put a label on Elmo maybe you should try to get to know him. he's more of a gentleman than most men you'll ever meet. polite, refined, with an appreciation of the arts and education. he supports the underdog and quietly donates both time and money to several charities.

that's the Elmo i know. and if that makes him teh ghey well then slap my butt and call me Myrtle!

12 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
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cgraves67     
This armed robbery is brought to you by the color red; like in these dye packets. And the number 10; as in the MAC-10 I got in yo face, son!

12 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

KrispyKritter: cretinbob: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.

amen to that. one must separate puppeteer from Elmo, the Muppet - Elmo who we have grown to know and love. the puppeteer and the Elmo are two separate entities, similar to, oh, Mitt Romney and President Obama. not one and the same, two, two, two different beings.

instead of trying to put a label on Elmo maybe you should try to get to know him. he's more of a gentleman than most men you'll ever meet. polite, refined, with an appreciation of the arts and education. he supports the underdog and quietly donates both time and money to several charities.

that's the Elmo i know. and if that makes him teh ghey well then slap my butt and call me Myrtle!


that's the Elmo on camera. behind camera he's farking 15 year old boys

12 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
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gingerjet     
I'm seeing a pattern ....

media.egotvonline.com

/hot like Jef Smiths career five minutes before he was accused of inappropriate relationships with teenage men

12 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
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Apos     
Today's news bulletin is brought to you by the number 4, and the words "heavens" and "sake".

12 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
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MrEricSir     
Pretty sure both Mr. Hooper and David were shot when Cookie Monster refused to give them cookies.

Possibly Gina as well -- anyone heard from her lately?

12 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
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smitty04     
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Addiction is a major cause of crime.

12 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
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gingerjet     

cretinbob: Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.


I think the whole thing is a shake down too but on the other hand - a man who has spent his entire life with puppets has not made the best judgement calls in the past.

/i've seen Being Elmo - rather disturbed by it

12 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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Keizer_Ghidorah     
i.imgur.com

12 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
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david_gaithersburg     
Bad subby, bad. I have been reprimanded here before on the mistake you made. Gay does not always equal pedo.

12 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
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Osomatic     

gingerjet: cretinbob: Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.

I think the whole thing is a shake down too but on the other hand - a man who has spent his entire life with puppets has not made the best judgement calls in the past.

/i've seen Being Elmo - rather disturbed by it


I dunno, he's probably made a fair amount of money on the various Elmo products. If he hasn't, then CTW is screwing him over.

12 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Bert: [Bert and Ernie are spooning in bed together when the phone rings] Hello? Son of a biatch. I'm on my way.
[Hangs up, puts on a pair of dirty jeans and takes a swig of liquor]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert!

12 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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stoli n coke     

MrEricSir: Pretty sure both Mr. Hooper and David were shot when Cookie Monster refused to give them cookies.

Possibly Gina as well -- anyone heard from her lately?


I'll put it this way. That one girl didn't always need a hearing aid. She overheard Cookie Monster making a deal and had to be dealt with.

12 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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gingerjet     

Osomatic: I dunno, he's probably made a fair amount of money on the various Elmo products. If he hasn't, then CTW is screwing him over.


by all accounts he's made a ton of money - not the way you want to go into retirement tho ....

12 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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Apos     
2.bp.blogspot.com

12 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
Vigilante justice!
s18.postimage.org 
And she made his hide into boots and a scarf.

12 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
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ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.


I went to high school with Kevin Clash, the puppeteer. This is very unsettling for me. I have no idea what to think, and I don't have enough information.

12 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  

Osomatic: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

I actually just now saw that story, so now I see what the headline was getting at. Um, I don't think it was any secret that Kevin Clash is gay, though.


I never saw the documentary. I wasn't aware that it was common knowledge that Kevin was gay. News to me.

12 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
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gja    [TotalFark]  

Jon iz teh kewl: images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Bert: [Bert and Ernie are spooning in bed together when the phone rings] Hello? Son of a biatch. I'm on my way.
[Hangs up, puts on a pair of dirty jeans and takes a swig of liquor]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert!


Came to see this reference, leaving happy.
/my fellow farkers never disappoint me

12 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
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trappedspirit     

NutWrench: This is a monster that would routinely eats books


Is our children learning?

12 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
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Summa cum loudly     
Tickle me Elmo, Indeed!

12 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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jbuist     

ms_lara_croft: I never saw the documentary. I wasn't aware that it was common knowledge that Kevin was gay. News to me.


I didn't know he was gay either. It wasn't in the documentary IIRC. He was married (to a woman) and they had a kid together in the documentary.

12 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
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trappedspirit     

jbuist: He was married (to a woman) and they had a kid together in the documentary.


Was it a natural delivery?

12 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
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robohobo     

ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

I actually just now saw that story, so now I see what the headline was getting at. Um, I don't think it was any secret that Kevin Clash is gay, though.

I never saw the documentary. I wasn't aware that it was common knowledge that Kevin was gay. News to me.


Not only is he a puppeteer, but he's a black puppeteer. C'mon, guy has issues. It's like being a magician, or an ice skater. Homosexual friendly and access to kids aplenty.

/still watches an hour of old school(hooper dying and before) sesame street every night
//pothead

12 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
when i was a kid i always thought it was Mr. COOPER

12 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
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T.M.S.     

ms_lara_croft: cretinbob: ms_lara_croft: Osomatic: Since when did Elmo come out as gay? He's supposed to be a little kid.

The male puppeteer who performs as Elmo was recently accused of having a "relationship" with a 16 year old boy.

Yeah, and I'm calling bullshiat on the story beyond what he's admitted to. Sounds like the guy, who is mid-20's now, is just pissed off and trying to make a story out of nothing, or being a copycat of the BBC shiat.
Being Elmo is on Netflix if you haven't seen it.

I went to high school with Kevin Clash, the puppeteer. This is very unsettling for me. I have no idea what to think, and I don't have enough information.



He is perfectly lovely, very smart, quite well off, generous, kind, funny and absolutely IS Elmo. He also has a great deal of influence around SS and is a joy to be around.

12 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
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CujoQuarrel     

david_gaithersburg: Bad subby, bad. I have been reprimanded here before on the mistake you made. Gay does not always equal pedo.


That is absolutely true. There are gay people who are not pedos.

12 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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biglew99     

gingerjet: What did Elmo know and when did he know it?


25.media.tumblr.com


THIS.

/was a children, but never a boy

12 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
How hard is it going to be to spot a grown man with a gun and a Cookie Monster hat who knows how to get to Sesame Street?

12 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
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Spektyr     
img832.imageshack.us


Just a case of mistaken Identity!

/completely understandable

12 Nov 2012 08:01 PM
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