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   Photographer startles subway riders by shouting words like 'Fried Egg and Alligator' at them and captures their puzzled reactions on film. #Win

12 Nov 2012 04:15 PM   |   15893 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
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Well it's good to know that T-Dog moved to Thailand

12 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.

12 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Asshole. Jesus, as if dealing with the drunks, addicts and crazies on the farking subway isn't bad enough.

12 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
wambu     
Meh.

Report back when the riders get all stabby.

/with pics

12 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
Jamdug!     
So he's an annoying twat? great.

12 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
FloydA     
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12 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
MoronLessOff     
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12 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
Osomatic     
N.B.: Do not try this on the New York City subway.

12 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
AssAsInAssassin     
"Fried eggs and alligator!"

"I'll have two, please."

12 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
litespeed74     
Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

12 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
IlGreven     
In before #PleaseNoMoreHashtags

12 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
cgraves67    [TotalFark]  
These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

12 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
andyofne    [TotalFark]  
That's a lot more lame than I imagined it would be.

12 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
d23    [TotalFark]  
I'm at work, otherwise I'd start to do some "penis goes where?" photoshops...

12 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
Snapper Carr     
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12 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
pute kisses like a man     

Osomatic: N.B.: Do not try this on the New York City subway.


pretty sure no one would even react.

12 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
Odd Bird     
Second from right; isn't that one of the demon faces from Devil's Advocate?
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12 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
GhettoWinter     
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I think i would pull the same face as white guy in the corner here. A combination of 'wtf' and 'i dont care but please just stop.'

12 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
FarkingReading     
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12 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
AssAsInAssassin     

litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"


Because your mom wasn't on the train?

12 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
poot_rootbeer    [TotalFark]  
NYC straphangers don't turn and look when somebody shouts something crazy.

One, it's too frequent an occurrence to be noteworthy. Two, it could result in eye contact with a crazy person which is something to be avoided at all costs.

Instead we all look in the opposite direction of the insane person just a few feet away from us, while also watching their reflections in the window glass to make sure we don't get blindsided if they turn stabby.

12 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
The sound of one hand clapping     
Dunno how it is in Thailand, but in some Asian countries a lot of people try and catch some shut eye whilst on the train. It's pretty inappropriate to disturb people from their thoughts just for a throwaway photo.

I get that he's trying to be creative but there's a time and a place.

12 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
trappedspirit     
Someone is running out of material

12 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
Je5tEr     
And then he accidentally shouted the trigger phrase for the CIA programmed black ops mass-assassin who was just trying to enjoy his daily commute to his sleeper job as a desk jockey....

12 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
Loomy     

FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"


Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.

12 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     
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He had mixed results when he tried this in the US

12 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
Fat_Head_Carl     
I only see emotionless faces.

12 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
toraque    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.


Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time

12 Nov 2012 04:37 PM
mat catastrophe     
As (almost) funny as this sounds, I still won't click a Daily Fail link.

12 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
FTGodWin     

GhettoWinter: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]

I think i would pull the same face as white guy in the corner here. A combination of 'wtf' and 'i dont care but please just stop.'


That's the "Dude, I traveled half-way around the world, for this???" look.

12 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
Cormee     
People who add random hash tags to non-twitter postings deserve beatings. Serious beatings.

12 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
FTGodWin     

Loomy: FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"

Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.


As with anything that's made up, go ask the creator (since their mind is the only place it might exist).

12 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
lordargent     
Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.

All I see is a bunch of "WTF is that guys problem".

12 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
wildcardjack     

AssAsInAssassin: "Fried eggs and alligator!"

"I'll have two, please."


I thought it sounded pretty good. It's a wonder what you can get in cajun country.

/Hungry

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
Buggar     
So a collection of what the world looks like from the perspective of an attention whore? Notice that's not admiration on those faces.

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
Bonanza Jellybean     
#StopUsingHashtags

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
Communist_Manifesto     

Cormee: People who add random hash tags to non-twitter postings deserve beatings. Serious beatings.


#youmadbro?

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
WhoGAS     

mat catastrophe: As (almost) funny as this sounds, I still won't click a Daily Fail link.


You're missing nothing.

12 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
Head_Shot     
One of these things is not like the other
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One of these things just isn't the same.

12 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
Bonanza Jellybean     
LOL SO RANDUM!!!!1

12 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
safeforwork     

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NAKED BABIES!

12 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
Fark Reddit or bust     
#Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoyi ng
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhasht ag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirl friendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.

12 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
Loucifer     
Their reactions appear inscrutable.

12 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
Fark Reddit or bust     

Fark Reddit or bust: #Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoyi ng
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhasht ag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirl friendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.


Goshdarnit, I forgot "my".

12 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
ubermensch     
Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?

12 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
henryhill     
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This guy was startled on the subway. Once.

12 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
litespeed74     

AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?


boooooouuurrrrnss

12 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
Martonio     

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
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One of these things just isn't the same.


The guy wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes?

12 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
Osomatic     

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


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12 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
pute kisses like a man     

Martonio: Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
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One of these things just isn't the same.

The guy wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes?


the long haired guy by the door is facing away?

12 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
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