Well it's good to know that T-Dog moved to Thailand

Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.

Asshole. Jesus, as if dealing with the drunks, addicts and crazies on the farking subway isn't bad enough.

Meh.

Report back when the riders get all stabby.

/with pics

So he's an annoying twat? great.

N.B.: Do not try this on the New York City subway.

"Fried eggs and alligator!"

"I'll have two, please."

Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

In before #PleaseNoMoreHashtags

These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

That's a lot more lame than I imagined it would be.

I'm at work, otherwise I'd start to do some "penis goes where?" photoshops...

Osomatic: N.B.: Do not try this on the New York City subway.

pretty sure no one would even react.

Second from right; isn't that one of the demon faces from Devil's Advocate?

I think i would pull the same face as white guy in the corner here. A combination of 'wtf' and 'i dont care but please just stop.'

litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?

NYC straphangers don't turn and look when somebody shouts something crazy.

One, it's too frequent an occurrence to be noteworthy. Two, it could result in eye contact with a crazy person which is something to be avoided at all costs.

Instead we all look in the opposite direction of the insane person just a few feet away from us, while also watching their reflections in the window glass to make sure we don't get blindsided if they turn stabby.

Dunno how it is in Thailand, but in some Asian countries a lot of people try and catch some shut eye whilst on the train. It's pretty inappropriate to disturb people from their thoughts just for a throwaway photo.

I get that he's trying to be creative but there's a time and a place.

Someone is running out of material

And then he accidentally shouted the trigger phrase for the CIA programmed black ops mass-assassin who was just trying to enjoy his daily commute to his sleeper job as a desk jockey....

FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"

Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.

He had mixed results when he tried this in the US

I only see emotionless faces.

cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time

As (almost) funny as this sounds, I still won't click a Daily Fail link.

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I think i would pull the same face as white guy in the corner here. A combination of 'wtf' and 'i dont care but please just stop.'

That's the "Dude, I traveled half-way around the world, for this???" look.

People who add random hash tags to non-twitter postings deserve beatings. Serious beatings.

Loomy: FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"

Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.

As with anything that's made up, go ask the creator (since their mind is the only place it might exist).

Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.

All I see is a bunch of "WTF is that guys problem".

AssAsInAssassin: "Fried eggs and alligator!"

"I'll have two, please."

I thought it sounded pretty good. It's a wonder what you can get in cajun country.

/Hungry

So a collection of what the world looks like from the perspective of an attention whore? Notice that's not admiration on those faces.

#StopUsingHashtags

Cormee: People who add random hash tags to non-twitter postings deserve beatings. Serious beatings.

#youmadbro?

mat catastrophe: As (almost) funny as this sounds, I still won't click a Daily Fail link.

You're missing nothing.

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things just isn't the same.

LOL SO RANDUM!!!!1

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NAKED BABIES!

#Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoyi ng
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhasht ag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirl friendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.

Their reactions appear inscrutable.

Fark Reddit or bust: #Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoyi ng
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhasht ag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirl friendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.

Goshdarnit, I forgot "my".

Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?

This guy was startled on the subway. Once.

AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?

boooooouuurrrrnss

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
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One of these things just isn't the same.

The guy wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes?

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?

Martonio: Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
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One of these things just isn't the same.

The guy wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes?

the long haired guy by the door is facing away?