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   Man arrested for loading metal pipes into his car, with a mugshot that looks like those aren't the only pipes he likes

12 Nov 2012 06:59 PM   |   13423 clicks   |   PennLive
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strapp3r     
na-ha-ha-ha....
....pipes...
yesss...atz funny

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12 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
skinink     
So the lesson is, if you need metal pipe never buy any from Jason D. Pressel, 32, of the 200 block of South Baltimore Street in Dillsburg .

12 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
palanthos     
For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

/nttawwt

12 Nov 2012 07:19 PM
KellyKellyKelly     
I used to live in Dillsburg, so I am, indeed, getting a kick...

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12 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
Gyrfalcon     
Uh, dude? When you go to steal scrap metal, you can't be so baked you forget what you're doing halfway through.

An investigation determined that Pressel had stolen a metal pipe from the construction site and various pieces of metal from large trash bins in the area

That has to be one of the most low-key thefts I've heard of lately. Either that, or he's just some kind of artist, looking for metal bits for a project.

12 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
bim1154     
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12 Nov 2012 07:33 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

/nttawwt


Me too.

12 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Nina Haagen Dazs    [TotalFark]  
Driving a red Ford Tempo didn't help him much. It's not like there's a lot of those left on the road.

12 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
BigBooper     
I caught a guy trying to steal the old aluminum siding that we had taken off our house. It was sitting next to our garage in a pile, cut up and cleaned up, the way the local recycling yard wanted it. I caught the guy just as he started loading it in his old pick up truck. He claimed that he thought I was just throwing it away. He threw what he had already loaded back on the pile, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Of course when I took it in I was floored when I got $300 for it.

/CSB?

12 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
Indubitably     
"Pipes? Pipes, you ask? Well, we gots pipes of all kinds, precious, precious pipes..."

12 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
Indubitably     

BigBooper: I caught a guy trying to steal the old aluminum siding that we had taken off our house. It was sitting next to our garage in a pile, cut up and cleaned up, the way the local recycling yard wanted it. I caught the guy just as he started loading it in his old pick up truck. He claimed that he thought I was just throwing it away. He threw what he had already loaded back on the pile, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Of course when I took it in I was floored when I got $300 for it.

/CSB?


\CSB: Yo, takers, just ask politely, please. Thank you.

12 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
smitty04     
There are makers and there are takers, you must give this taker credit for doing some work at helping himself.

12 Nov 2012 08:10 PM
Indubitably     

smitty04: There are makers and there are takers, you must give this taker credit for doing some work at helping himself.


Um,

I dispute your labels, sir. "Makers and takers?", sir? According to what metrics?

Please define your terms.

What is a "maker"?

What is a "taker"?

I expect scholarly citation, sir.

12 Nov 2012 08:15 PM
arashinogarou     

dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

/nttawwt

Me too.


Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


/I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
//nttawwt
///he's probably just a nice guy

12 Nov 2012 08:16 PM
Indubitably     

arashinogarou: dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

/nttawwt

Me too.

Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


/I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
//nttawwt
///he's probably just a nice guy


\What are you talking about? Your ignorance?

\\To quote a great brother: "'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'"

\\\While I love my brother dearly, I do not always take his advice. Of course, he did not live in Fark.

12 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
eyeoftheaxis    [TotalFark]  
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12 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
arashinogarou     

Indubitably: arashinogarou: dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

/nttawwt

Me too.

Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


/I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
//nttawwt
///he's probably just a nice guy

\What are you talking about? Your ignorance?

\\To quote a great brother: "'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'"

\\\While I love my brother dearly, I do not always take his advice. Of course, he did not live in Fark.



Umm, dude...it's a joke. Chill out and relax why don't you?

/speaking of brothers, mine is gay and I'm okay with that

12 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
davidphogan     

BigBooper: I caught a guy trying to steal the old aluminum siding that we had taken off our house. It was sitting next to our garage in a pile, cut up and cleaned up, the way the local recycling yard wanted it. I caught the guy just as he started loading it in his old pick up truck. He claimed that he thought I was just throwing it away. He threw what he had already loaded back on the pile, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Of course when I took it in I was floored when I got $300 for it.

/CSB?


I've had people steal a beer can I was using as an ashtray off my front porch, and had my car broken into to steal a Bic lighter. No theft surprises me anymore.

12 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
Billy Bathsalt    [TotalFark]  
Stealing steel relegates him to the lowest echelon of metal thieves.

12 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
Indubitably     

arashinogarou: Indubitably: arashinogarou: dark side of the moon: palanthos: For some reason, I was expecting the mugshot to be way more... fabulous.

/nttawwt

Me too.

Add me to the list. Now I wonder what that says about the three of us?


/I also think the Cowardly Lion is gay
//nttawwt
///he's probably just a nice guy

\What are you talking about? Your ignorance?

\\To quote a great brother: "'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'"

\\\While I love my brother dearly, I do not always take his advice. Of course, he did not live in Fark.


Umm, dude...it's a joke. Chill out and relax why don't you?

/speaking of brothers, mine is gay and I'm okay with that


\i don't understand your jokes. i was just thawed from some ice, man. I am *dun-dun-dun* Mr. Neanderthal.

\\coo.

12 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
nytmare     
A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.

12 Nov 2012 08:52 PM
Matthew Keene     
Every red Ford Tempo I ever saw, the paint was oxidized.

12 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
Ebenator    [TotalFark]  
I grew up about ten minutes from Dillsburg and, I can honestly say, this does not surprise me.

12 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
Indubitably     

nytmare: A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.


If it's the same guy's face ever more than thrice, reach out to him.

Make someone's world, yo.

You can do it.

I know you can.

12 Nov 2012 08:55 PM
smitty04     

nytmare: A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.


We must be neighbors.

12 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
Indubitably     

smitty04: nytmare: A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.

We must be neighbors.


Why am I not surprised by this?

12 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
KrispyKritter     

nytmare: A man in a old beat-up pickup drives around our subdivision on trash night, looking for shinies. It's a different guy every week though.


i see you're a friend in PA. just a FYI, "shinies" has a real not-nice meaning in NY/NJ.

12 Nov 2012 09:20 PM
untaken_name     
How come when police go through your trash it's fine, but when you go through the construction company's trash, it's a crime?

12 Nov 2012 09:39 PM
AcneVulgaris     
Typical Dillsberger.

12 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
arashinogarou     
Indubitably:

\i don't understand your jokes. i was just thawed from some ice, man. I am *dun-dun-dun* Mr. Neanderthal.

\\coo.



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12 Nov 2012 10:30 PM
Tenatra     

Gyrfalcon: That has to be one of the most low-key thefts I've heard of lately. Either that, or he's just some kind of artist, looking for metal bits for a project.


I was riding around with a friend one day and he said he needed cash. He stopped at a dumpster next to a construction company and jumped in. He started tossing things out that he wanted, parts to street lights and a large amount of small scraps that would fit in his trunk easily. We then drove to the junkyard and he got $100 for the scrap.

/that was my first sign he was getting shady, then I found out he had taken up an interest in meth.

12 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
duffblue     
you guys act as if you have never heard of this before.

12 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
Gyrfalcon     

Tenatra: Gyrfalcon: That has to be one of the most low-key thefts I've heard of lately. Either that, or he's just some kind of artist, looking for metal bits for a project.

I was riding around with a friend one day and he said he needed cash. He stopped at a dumpster next to a construction company and jumped in. He started tossing things out that he wanted, parts to street lights and a large amount of small scraps that would fit in his trunk easily. We then drove to the junkyard and he got $100 for the scrap.

/that was my first sign he was getting shady, then I found out he had taken up an interest in meth.


I hope he's no longer your friend. You'll be noticing things missing from your apartment soon, if not.

12 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
Tenatra     

Gyrfalcon: I hope he's no longer your friend. You'll be noticing things missing from your apartment soon, if not.


Yea I've known a fair share of users, even lived with two for a short time when I was just starting out in a city but I just saw their lives spiral downward fast. Got the hell outta that situation before they ran out of college loan money. Once I found out about this friend being a user I made an exit and never talked to him again.

12 Nov 2012 11:47 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Gyrfalcon: Uh, dude? When you go to steal scrap metal, you can't be so baked you forget what you're doing halfway through.

An investigation determined that Pressel had stolen a metal pipe from the construction site and various pieces of metal from large trash bins in the area

That has to be one of the most low-key thefts I've heard of lately. Either that, or he's just some kind of artist, looking for metal bits for a project.


Well it's been rammed into my head that trash is available to be taken by anyone. So i'm guessing, respect my authoritah, violation.

13 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
Pray 4 Mojo     
Taking bits of metal from dumpster is stealing?

WTF?

I'm in construction... and I LOVE the scrappers. The poorer the neighborhood, the fewer times I hafta have the roll-off dumped. I built a grocery store in Stockton CA and only had the bin dumped twice the entire job. It was awesome. Metal, pallets, wood, plastic, cardboard... whatever... those guys take it all.

Of course... some asshole throws a couch in there at night and I go full Hulk.

13 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
Buffet     
He's a Farkin' tool.

13 Nov 2012 01:45 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
your never there
you stop and stare
ABACAB
cause your never there

13 Nov 2012 07:29 AM
funzyr     
He was just looking for them new deals only in Dills-Dillsburg!
 

/I hate those commercials.

13 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
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