| Menstrual cycle affects asthma..AMONG OTHER THINGS, Maine senate welcomes an Orc, and trading a little bit of Ethyl for a little bit of ethyl: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/4 - 11/10
Second week of November and we're pulling headlines from the year and getting them organized now. Remember, the cutoff for this year's headlines ends on November 30. If you've been wanting to get a good headline in before the deadline, you're running out of daylight.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-04 to Sat 2012-11-09:
Mayor urges citizens to observe X-Ray Week. I, for one, applaud more transparency in government
Legoland roller coaster gets stuck at the top of a slope in the middle of a storm. Riders shiat bricks
Artist spends 400 man hours gluing 250,000 pennies to the floor of her new gallery. Is now completely out of common cents
Wedding ceremony is ruined by a naked flasher. Sure, it's not funny at this moment, but twenty-five years from now it's going to be a family tradition to watch the video on your anniversary (SFW)
Donkey sex suspect wants his animal back. Lawyer to appeal under "Don't ass, don't tell"
A rogue man-eating leopard has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port
Humans first made projectile weapons 71,000 years ago, immediately started arguing over whether flung stones killed people or big hairy people killed people
California voters ease the state's "3 Strikes And You're Out" law, sending Los Angeles Dodger hitters into an embarrassing premature celebration
Meshing of surnames is the latest trend among numerous newlywed couples, with the exception of Mr Curry and Ms Hunt
Menstrual cycle affects asthma, AMONG OTHER THINGS
CIA Director David Petraeus resigns after successfully completing a surge on someone other than his wife
Oakland A's re-sign Bartolo Colon, max out their quota of bacon for season
Joker out at University of Kentucky after loss to Vandy. Two-Face still coaching at Alabama
Michael Vick blames the media for speculation he might be benched, despite the fact that in the first six games he's thrown eight interceptions lost five fumbles, and bitten two mailmen
First Orcish-American candidate elected to Maine State Senate, living up to her campaign slogan of "Lok'tar ogar"
Geologists say that east coast earthquakes travel further and do more damage than previously thought. Scientists point to the one on election night that was felt by Republicans from Ohio to Florida
Neuroscientists find human brains can make fast decisions, and accurate decisions - but not at the same time. Quick, let's greenlight this
Courtney Love assures everyone a Kurt Cobain musical won't happen, making it the first time Cobain ever dodged a bullet
Kelly Brook: "I distract people with my big boo
Election night TV ratings were down from 2008, as Republican viewers grow tired of seeing reruns
Maryland is now a merry land where two Marys can marry
After election victory, Arpaio says he wants to meet with Latinos, Admiral Ackbar
Tea party Congressman Allen West demands recount, attention
Netflix creates poison pill to fend off Icahn takeover, boosts alchemy two levels
Hurricane gas shortage in New York prompts Craigslist ads asking to trade a little bit of Ethel for a little bit of Ethyl
Porn industry threatens to leave Los Angeles after mandate on condoms. Directors immediately begin scouting areas with excess numbers of pool boys and pizza deliverers
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Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?
Got 2 in, so that's ahh something
ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?
There are T shirt sales?
Unfreakable: ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?
No. Tried to 'shirt it' one time, did not work
| foo monkey
Unfreakable, how'd you miss this? Hey, I just raped you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
jim32rr: Unfreakable: ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?
If i get a HOTY candidate this year I totally want to shirt it. Please oh please Fark, I hope the shirting function is a go come Christmas.
Great, I'm tied for lead in headline T-shirt sales generated.
thecpt: jim32rr: Unfreakable: ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?
Just tried it again, dead as General Francisco Franco
| Pants full of macaroni!!
Saturday was the 10th, not the 9th.
| sno man
The Katie Homes one from Saturday...
"Katie Holmes says she's still just a Midwestern girl who likes her wine in a box. Of course, after six years with Tom Cruise, she'd probably enjoy anything in her box"
...should be here.
/not mine, just sayin'
foo monkey: Unfreakable, how'd you miss this? Hey, I just raped you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
That is a great one, should have made the cut. Guess the rape thing is frowned upon
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