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   Menstrual cycle affects asthma..AMONG OTHER THINGS, Maine senate welcomes an Orc, and trading a little bit of Ethyl for a little bit of ethyl: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/4 - 11/10

12 Nov 2012 04:39 PM   |   1968 clicks   |   Fark

Second week of November and we're pulling headlines from the year and getting them organized now. Remember, the cutoff for this year's headlines ends on November 30. If you've been wanting to get a good headline in before the deadline, you're running out of daylight.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-04 to Sat 2012-11-09:

img.fark.net  Mayor urges citizens to observe X-Ray Week. I, for one, applaud more transparency in government    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Legoland roller coaster gets stuck at the top of a slope in the middle of a storm. Riders shiat bricks    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Artist spends 400 man hours gluing 250,000 pennies to the floor of her new gallery. Is now completely out of common cents    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Wedding ceremony is ruined by a naked flasher. Sure, it's not funny at this moment, but twenty-five years from now it's going to be a family tradition to watch the video on your anniversary (SFW)    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Donkey sex suspect wants his animal back. Lawyer to appeal under "Don't ass, don't tell"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  A rogue man-eating leopard has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Humans first made projectile weapons 71,000 years ago, immediately started arguing over whether flung stones killed people or big hairy people killed people    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  California voters ease the state's "3 Strikes And You're Out" law, sending Los Angeles Dodger hitters into an embarrassing premature celebration    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Meshing of surnames is the latest trend among numerous newlywed couples, with the exception of Mr Curry and Ms Hunt    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Menstrual cycle affects asthma, AMONG OTHER THINGS    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  CIA Director David Petraeus resigns after successfully completing a surge on someone other than his wife    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Oakland A's re-sign Bartolo Colon, max out their quota of bacon for season    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Joker out at University of Kentucky after loss to Vandy. Two-Face still coaching at Alabama    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Michael Vick blames the media for speculation he might be benched, despite the fact that in the first six games he's thrown eight interceptions lost five fumbles, and bitten two mailmen    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  First Orcish-American candidate elected to Maine State Senate, living up to her campaign slogan of "Lok'tar ogar"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Geologists say that east coast earthquakes travel further and do more damage than previously thought. Scientists point to the one on election night that was felt by Republicans from Ohio to Florida    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Neuroscientists find human brains can make fast decisions, and accurate decisions - but not at the same time. Quick, let's greenlight this    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Courtney Love assures everyone a Kurt Cobain musical won't happen, making it the first time Cobain ever dodged a bullet    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Kelly Brook: "I distract people with my big boo    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Election night TV ratings were down from 2008, as Republican viewers grow tired of seeing reruns    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Maryland is now a merry land where two Marys can marry    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  After election victory, Arpaio says he wants to meet with Latinos, Admiral Ackbar    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Tea party Congressman Allen West demands recount, attention    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Netflix creates poison pill to fend off Icahn takeover, boosts alchemy two levels    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Hurricane gas shortage in New York prompts Craigslist ads asking to trade a little bit of Ethel for a little bit of Ethyl    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Porn industry threatens to leave Los Angeles after mandate on condoms. Directors immediately begin scouting areas with excess numbers of pool boys and pizza deliverers    img.fark.net
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?

12 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
jim32rr    [TotalFark]  
Got 2 in, so that's ahh something

12 Nov 2012 04:57 PM
Unfreakable    [TotalFark]  

ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?


There are T shirt sales?

12 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
jim32rr    [TotalFark]  

Unfreakable: ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?

There are T shirt sales?


No. Tried to 'shirt it' one time, did not work

12 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
foo monkey     

12 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
thecpt     

jim32rr: Unfreakable: ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?

There are T shirt sales?

No. Tried to 'shirt it' one time, did not work


If i get a HOTY candidate this year I totally want to shirt it. Please oh please Fark, I hope the shirting function is a go come Christmas.

12 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Great, I'm tied for lead in headline T-shirt sales generated.

12 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
jim32rr    [TotalFark]  

thecpt: jim32rr: Unfreakable: ZAZ: Does Fark keep track of which submitters generate the most headline T shirt sales?

There are T shirt sales?

No. Tried to 'shirt it' one time, did not work

If i get a HOTY candidate this year I totally want to shirt it. Please oh please Fark, I hope the shirting function is a go come Christmas.


Just tried it again, dead as General Francisco Franco

12 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
Saturday was the 10th, not the 9th.

12 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
sno man    [TotalFark]  
The Katie Homes one from Saturday...
"Katie Holmes says she's still just a Midwestern girl who likes her wine in a box. Of course, after six years with Tom Cruise, she'd probably enjoy anything in her box"
...should be here.

/not mine, just sayin'

12 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
jim32rr    [TotalFark]  

foo monkey: Unfreakable, how'd you miss this? Hey, I just raped you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?


That is a great one, should have made the cut. Guess the rape thing is frowned upon

12 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
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