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   Enterprising thief steals delivery driver's car, then uses it to keep delivering orders to collect the money

13 Nov 2012 02:18 AM   |   2605 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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doglover     
Achievement unlocked.

12 Nov 2012 09:47 PM
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SnarfVader     
Bootstraps etc...

12 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
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Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
They kept ringing the bell!

12 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
Is anybody else struggling with the idea that we know he stole a car and he's a despicable human being but we have to admire his resolve? He didn't just stop at the theft...he also satisfied customers to get their money. He didn't rob them, they expected to pay money and they did and they got their food. More like, he was continuing to rob the Chinese place. And then I feel bad because it was a Chinese place.

12 Nov 2012 11:33 PM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Isn't he that coach from The Wire? You know, the former gang member in prison gets out and opens his own boxing thing for at risk young boys.

13 Nov 2012 12:47 AM
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Koolaider     
That was thoughtful of him.

13 Nov 2012 02:24 AM
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Apos     
Good grifter:

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Better grifter:

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13 Nov 2012 02:26 AM
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MurphyMurphy     

jaylectricity: Is anybody else struggling with the idea that we know he stole a car and he's a despicable human being but we have to admire his resolve? He didn't just stop at the theft...he also satisfied customers to get their money. He didn't rob them, they expected to pay money and they did and they got their food. More like, he was continuing to rob the Chinese place. And then I feel bad because it was a Chinese place.


I can admire the simple genius in it without respecting the crime. Just like that barefoot bandit kid.

One of the more important truths in life. The goods and evils in life never actually cancel each other out. There is never a reason to try and insist one wins over the other, instead each should be taken separate of the rest.

But until people learn this they try to budget and justify a relative morality. Insisting because one does bad/sin, their good can't be respected... or that some great good act can somehow compensate for an otherwise wicked and cruel existence.

13 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
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chaosweaver     
Soon as he gets out, the guys should call him and offer him a job, say he'll get more money if it's legal.

/right chinese place... *regal

13 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
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rockforever     
The customers were tipped off by a black guy working at a Chinese restaurant.

13 Nov 2012 02:34 AM
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Enemabag Jones     
Isn't this a grandtheft auto larping.

13 Nov 2012 02:42 AM
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shpritz     
If I was the owner of the restaurant I'd drop the charges and hire the guy for an ad campaign.

"Not even crime will stop us from feeding you"

13 Nov 2012 02:53 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

MurphyMurphy: jaylectricity: Is anybody else struggling with the idea that we know he stole a car and he's a despicable human being but we have to admire his resolve? He didn't just stop at the theft...he also satisfied customers to get their money. He didn't rob them, they expected to pay money and they did and they got their food. More like, he was continuing to rob the Chinese place. And then I feel bad because it was a Chinese place.

I can admire the simple genius in it without respecting the crime. Just like that barefoot bandit kid.

One of the more important truths in life. The goods and evils in life never actually cancel each other out. There is never a reason to try and insist one wins over the other, instead each should be taken separate of the rest.

But until people learn this they try to budget and justify a relative morality. Insisting because one does bad/sin, their good can't be respected... or that some great good act can somehow compensate for an otherwise wicked and cruel existence.


only thinking makes it so. / Do not judge, or you too will be judged

13 Nov 2012 02:53 AM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
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assets.nydailynews.com

These guys are dopplegangers

13 Nov 2012 03:19 AM
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No Time To Explain     
I think he missed the point of thieving 101

13 Nov 2012 06:11 AM
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Benni K Rok     

SnarfVader: Bootstraps etc...


It's a rather odd unpaid internship, but I guess it works.

13 Nov 2012 06:29 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
Dude just wanted a job...

13 Nov 2012 06:38 AM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

shpritz: If I was the owner of the restaurant I'd drop the charges and hire the guy for an ad campaign.

"Not even crime will stop us from feeding you"


Brillant.jeg

/you should be in advertising

13 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
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bikerbob59     
Well, that's another job Obama can add to his list.

13 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
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StreetlightInTheGhetto     

bikerbob59: Well, that's another job Obama can add to his list.


Stfu Donny.

13 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
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p51d007     
Chief....missed it by THAT much!

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13 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
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SirTanon     
Yeah, but 30 minutes later, he just wanted to steal another car again..

13 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
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trappedspirit     
Who pays in cash?

13 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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Mouser     

jaylectricity: Is anybody else struggling with the idea that we know he stole a car and he's a despicable human being but we have to admire his resolve? He didn't just stop at the theft...he also satisfied customers to get their money. He didn't rob them, they expected to pay money and they did and they got their food. More like, he was continuing to rob the Chinese place. And then I feel bad because it was a Chinese place.


On the other hand, in his pursuit for the extra buck, our hero left a trail of eye-witnesses to his car theft. So I'll have to say that he did not think his cunning plan through here.

13 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
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