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   Mother of two accused of running $750,000-a-year online escort agency says it's the perfect job because "her two favorite things in the world are money and sex"

13 Nov 2012 05:36 AM   |   10589 clicks   |   News.com.au
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Bontesla     
$750k?
I'm now reconsidering my career.

12 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
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wambu     
That's what she named the kids?

/cool

12 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
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Mangoose     
I had an acquaintance that ran(managed?) an escort company in Chicago. He did not speak highly of it. Once put it like this: Imagine having a crazy girlfriend. Now imagine having X number of those all at once.

12 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
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Carlip     
No pics? Im having trouble visualizing what a 750k/year hooker looks like :\

12 Nov 2012 08:59 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
And who can argue with that?

/I got a rock

12 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
What a $750K/year pimpess looks like:

img.thesun.co.uk

12 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
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antidisestablishmentarianism    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: What a $750K/year pimpess looks like:

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x916]


Not bad for a 40 year old.

12 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
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Bob_Laublaw     
She's a procreating female who openly enjoys money and sex? BURN HER!

12 Nov 2012 09:19 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
i253.photobucket.com

12 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
Good for her.

12 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

Mangoose: I had an acquaintance that ran(managed?) an escort company in Chicago. He did not speak highly of it. Once put it like this: Imagine having a crazy girlfriend. Now imagine having X number of those all at once.


Knew a guy in Denver who went into that biz. He aged 20 years in two. Had six girls. One stabbed him, another shot at him but missed. Guess he was doing it wrong.

12 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
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timujin    [TotalFark]  
www.thetimes.co.uk

12 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
hehe 300 pounds an hour.......

12 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Consenting adults, who cares?

12 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: hehe 300 pounds an hour.......


Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce

12 Nov 2012 11:27 PM
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GGracie     
At least she isn't bullshiatting

12 Nov 2012 11:47 PM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  

Mugato: Consenting adults, who cares?


That's pretty much my thought. Then again, if prostitution were legalized, then you'd see a lot of the corruption associated with it disappear. Men and women would have protection under the law, and without fears of being arrested for coming forward. Not to mention, major medical and the opportunity to organize. The illegality creates as many, if not more problems than the criminalization is supposed to prevent.

13 Nov 2012 02:11 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  

hubiestubert: Mugato: Consenting adults, who cares?

That's pretty much my thought. Then again, if prostitution were legalized, then you'd see a lot of the corruption associated with it disappear. Men and women would have protection under the law, and without fears of being arrested for coming forward. Not to mention, major medical and the opportunity to organize. The illegality creates as many, if not more problems than the criminalization is supposed to prevent.


The law creates most crime.

Basically if we didn't have laws against many things, which we all still do anyway, a ton of things would simply be on the up and up.

Murder is super rare. Even outlaws and violent criminals in jail don't just go around killing other people like life is a death match and time's running out. It makes sense that it's illegal.

But prostitution? Everyone likes sex. Everyone wants money. It's literally the first job that gets invented when cultures discover money. Honestly I'd rather stock traders were prosecuted than hookers. A much better use of law.

13 Nov 2012 02:56 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
It's not illegal if you call it 'health support'.

13 Nov 2012 05:38 AM
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Mock26     
Any with good Google-Fu been able to find her escort website? I would be interested in seeing what her ladies look like.

13 Nov 2012 05:44 AM
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Europos     
As this is in the UK I guess the man problem isn't the prostitution itself but the the greedy pimping and not paying taxes on the proceeds.

13 Nov 2012 05:49 AM
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derrrface     
Good for her! I give that shiat away after a few cocktails and some mirror nose candy.

13 Nov 2012 05:51 AM
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Freezingprocess     
So what is the problem?

13 Nov 2012 05:55 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Europos: As this is in the UK I guess the man problem isn't the prostitution itself but the the greedy pimping and not paying taxes on the proceeds.


img37.imageshack.us



hotlink

13 Nov 2012 05:58 AM
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Mr. Ekshun     

KrispyKritter: Europos: As this is in the UK I guess the man problem isn't the prostitution itself but the the greedy pimping and not paying taxes on the proceeds.

[img37.imageshack.us image 200x240]



hotlink


13 Nov 2012 06:08 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

Mugato: Consenting adults, who cares?


Prudes care. Prudes that only get their jollies from sticking their sanctimonious uptight noses into other people's private affairs and publicly wagging the fingers and going "tsk-tsk". Out so-called "leaders", cops, politicians. clerics, school board trustees...any self-important prick who feels entitled to push their repressive morals to everyone else.

And of course the media loves a sex scandal too, it means customers.

13 Nov 2012 06:16 AM
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Shadowtag     
As a wise man once said "Selling is legal. Farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?!"

13 Nov 2012 06:30 AM
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untaken_name     
$750k per year, eh? Whatever happened to just renting them for one night?

13 Nov 2012 06:35 AM
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Buffet     
Article left out the phone number and link for her website??

13 Nov 2012 06:41 AM
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SDRR     

derrrface: Good for her! I give that shiat away after a few cocktails and some mirror nose candy.


Wow, you like cocktails and mirror nose candy too. We should hang out!

13 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
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ranak     
www.livedigitally.com

/Also likes money and sex

13 Nov 2012 07:15 AM
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Cymbal     

BarkingUnicorn: Mangoose: I had an acquaintance that ran(managed?) an escort company in Chicago. He did not speak highly of it. Once put it like this: Imagine having a crazy girlfriend. Now imagine having X number of those all at once.

Knew a guy in Denver who went into that biz. He aged 20 years in two. Had six girls. One stabbed him, another shot at him but missed. Guess he was doing it wrong.


You got to fight fire with fire. He should have picked the craftiest biatch from the lot and had her manage the day to day drama that the other girls like to manufacture.

13 Nov 2012 07:18 AM
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Cybernetic     
The world is full of people who will trade either of those to get the other.

13 Nov 2012 07:31 AM
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derrrface     

SDRR: derrrface: Good for her! I give that shiat away after a few cocktails and some mirror nose candy.

Wow, you like cocktails and mirror nose candy too. We should hang out!


I'm down charlie brown.

13 Nov 2012 07:33 AM
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RobSeace    [TotalFark]  

doglover: But prostitution? Everyone likes sex. Everyone wants money. It's literally the first job that gets invented when cultures discover money.


And, it's not even limited to homo sapiens...

13 Nov 2012 07:41 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

Bontesla: $750k?
I'm now reconsidering my career.


*Checks out profile pic*

Considering you're better looking then the woman in TFA, shoot for a higher number.

13 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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ManRay     
I still don't understand why consensual relations between adults is illegal. Object it morally all you want, but legally there is no argument that holds.

Look at places like Costa Rica. Prostitution is not illegal, but pimping is. They don't have the problems with violence towards women that other places do.

13 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
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brimed03     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Bontesla: $750k?
I'm now reconsidering my career.

*Checks out profile pic*

Considering you're better looking then the woman in TFA, shoot for a higher number.


My word, yes.

13 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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Orgasmatron138     
As long as it doesn't involve human trafficking, I don't care.

There are a lot of men in this world who, for whatever reason, aren't going to get laid. Maybe they're physically repulsive, maybe they're emotionally damaged in some way. If they can get all the benefits of getting laid by paying someone, I'm all for it.

13 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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BHShaman     
A chick who loves sex and makes her own money.
Sound empowering to me. Equal rights and all that.

Truely consenting adults?
Have at it.

13 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
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willfullyobscure     
happy hooker trifecta now in play

13 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
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orclover     
hoodedutilitarian.com
Sometimes there is a reason why a woman, any woman, would be better off working for pittance at a low paying job and keeping her family barely alive in a apartment, rather than sleeping with strange men nightly to pay for a better lifestyle.

13 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
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untaken_name     

orclover: [hoodedutilitarian.com image 590x950]
Sometimes there is a reason why a woman, any woman, would be better off working for pittance at a low paying job and keeping her family barely alive in a apartment, rather than sleeping with strange men nightly to pay for a better lifestyle.


A pretty butterfly?

13 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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Meerlar     
Making something illegal always makes it go away, right?

Prostitution has been illegal since the first recorded instance of a commodity being exchanged for sex, and it's been completely abolished, right?
America has won the 25+ year war on illegal drugs, because they are illegal, right?
Nobody has a gun in areas where they are illegal, right?
Nobody ever kills anyone else because it's against the law, right?
People don't steal from other people (and make a sammich in their kitchen while doing so) because THAT would be wrong as it is illegal, right?


What if someone came up with a completely unrelated sub-set of currency... that can be given to a "friend" after a date... like say a 5"x7" Velvet Elvis, or a small oval portrait of David Hasselhoff, which can in turn be sold at a later date at a certain "trading company" for real world currency.

13 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
orclover:

hoodedutilitarian.com

The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy.
I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.

13 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
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untaken_name     

Meerlar: Making something illegal always makes it go away, right?

Prostitution has been illegal since the first recorded instance of a commodity being exchanged for sex, and it's been completely abolished, right?
America has won the 25+ year war on illegal drugs, because they are illegal, right?
Nobody has a gun in areas where they are illegal, right?
Nobody ever kills anyone else because it's against the law, right?
People don't steal from other people (and make a sammich in their kitchen while doing so) because THAT would be wrong as it is illegal, right?


What if someone came up with a completely unrelated sub-set of currency... that can be given to a "friend" after a date... like say a 5"x7" Velvet Elvis, or a small oval portrait of David Hasselhoff, which can in turn be sold at a later date at a certain "trading company" for real world currency.


You mean like "roses" on craigslist? Cause they shut that down, bro.

13 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
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killamjr    [TotalFark]  
You like money AND sex? We should hang out more.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instance s/250x250/24342777.jpg

13 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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Agent Smiths Laugh     
pjmedia.com

13 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
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doubled99     
Sometimes there is a reason why a woman, any woman, would be better off working for pittance at a low paying job and keeping her family barely alive in a apartment, rather than sleeping with strange men nightly to pay for a better lifestyle.



Well? What is it?

13 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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Agent Smiths Laugh     
Oh and also, the truth.

/nsfw language

13 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
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