I feel kinda sorry for the stylist who gives Brazilian waxes at the salon in the lobby.
 
Finally, a Place in Brazil Where Dogs Can Go for Discreet Sex
 
Good.  Because dogs are all about discretion and privacy.

In the US, we call those congressional office buildings

Peaceboy: Because dogs are all about discretion and privacy.

Apparently you've never seen that shameful look on a dog's face while he's pooping in front of you?

In the *sunglasses cliche* penthouse?

That's a lot of dogs having sex.

Hotel for Dogs 2: Erotic Boogaloo.

If there's anything dogs need to get horny, it's mood lighting.

And people will pay to send their dogs there.

What an eight storey hotel for pets might look like:

x 2.6 recurring

So Brazil now has an 8-story hotel built specifically for pets to have sex

In? On? Dear God, WITH?

TFA: The couple, who are motorcycle enthusiasts, bought about $500 worth of imported Harley-Davidson brand items for their dog

OK, that's bad, but at least they didn't tie their dog to the car roof and spend a million bucks on dancing lessons for their horse.

Approve.

Does it have little paw-shaped mirrors on the ceiling?

/inquiring minds.

Doggy Style Inn?

APPROVES.

Apos: Doggy Style Inn?

Oppa?

slightly different than all the other hotels and motels on Earth specifically built for humans to have sex.

A place for pets to have sex?
I am *so* there!
Oh wait ... with each other?
Nevermind.

Is it a mixed thing, do you know?
I like to hook my newt up with a budgie.

That's fine until a ten year old serving as lookout for a gang robbing the hotel decides to run rampant and shoot all of the pets.

Gordon Bennett: That's fine until a ten year old serving as lookout for a gang robbing the hotel decides to run rampant and shoot all of the pets.

So the Chinese carry-out next door chose their location well?

What's Portuguese for "Ow, all this money is burning a hole in my pocket!!! Money, begone!"

DownDaRiver:

Wow, Realdoll is really diversifying these days.

Your dog wants Barry White tunes and a bottle of AstroGlide.

jaylectricity: Peaceboy: Because dogs are all about discretion and privacy.

Apparently you've never seen that shameful look on a dog's face while he's pooping in front of you?

And he wants you to stop watching him poop.

Dog owners who would pay for this: You are what's wrong with the world

So, while the pets are busy doing their thing



Maybe I can also get ole`d

I blame the furries.

Worse than hitler.

Five minute mark for demonstration of Upright Citizens Brigade's psychic ability.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhjta qmp_po

if you can make fun of it, it will [probably exist soon.

Linked this time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhj taqmp_po