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   "From all of us here at NBC 10 Providence would like to wish Happy First Birthdays to Ijaz Fahted and Dawn Keibals... Wait, What?

13 Nov 2012 03:25 AM   |   9809 clicks   |   Deadspin
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naturalbornposer     
Yep. I love Rhode Island.

12 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
naturalbornposer     
And apparently my brother's girlfriend knows the guy who submitted the names. Small world.

12 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
Bradog    [TotalFark]  
One of the best/worst I ever saw was "Happy birthday Connor, from your fishing buddies Lacy and Scott."

12 Nov 2012 08:49 PM
Fear_and_Loathing    [TotalFark]  

naturalbornposer: Yep. I love Rhode Island.


Me too.

12 Nov 2012 09:10 PM
BronyMedic     

Bradog: One of the best/worst I ever saw was "Happy birthday Connor, from your fishing buddies Lacy and Scott."


I don't get it.

13 Nov 2012 02:18 AM
SpaceyCat    [TotalFark]  
Gotta love RI...

BronyMedic: I don't get it.


Laci and Scott Peterson. Connor was the baby she was pregnant with when she was killed.

13 Nov 2012 02:31 AM
BronyMedic     

SpaceyCat: Gotta love RI...

BronyMedic: I don't get it.

Laci and Scott Peterson. Connor was the baby she was pregnant with when she was killed.


OOOOOOOH.

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13 Nov 2012 02:34 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
I think the economic downturn has made people more creative. When somebody just stays at home and watches TV, they do stuff like this. I know I did when I was out of work.

13 Nov 2012 02:47 AM
Two Dogs Farking    [TotalFark]  
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13 Nov 2012 02:51 AM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

13 Nov 2012 03:29 AM
Teflon Tiktiki     
In before Gene Masseth!

13 Nov 2012 03:29 AM
StoPPeRmobile     
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13 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
Teflon Tiktiki     
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again! Durn you Gene Masseth! Durn you to Heck! And your little Redisplay/refresh comments bar too!

13 Nov 2012 03:31 AM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  

Teflon Tiktiki: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again! Durn you Gene Masseth! Durn you to Heck! And your little Redisplay/refresh comments bar too!


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13 Nov 2012 03:33 AM
stringbad     
Amateurs :)


http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airs peak/air_speak.htm

13 Nov 2012 03:37 AM
stringbad     
Sorry above us nsfw language

13 Nov 2012 03:40 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  

farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.


I don't get it.

13 Nov 2012 03:40 AM
i upped my meds-up yours     
It's pronounced ee-JAZZ fah-TED.

13 Nov 2012 03:43 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.


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13 Nov 2012 03:44 AM
Snapper Carr     
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13 Nov 2012 03:45 AM
911Jenny     

ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.


I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.

13 Nov 2012 03:48 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.


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13 Nov 2012 03:53 AM
Oznog     
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"Gene Masseth"... lol!

13 Nov 2012 03:57 AM
Man On Pink Corner    [TotalFark]  
What about Arheddis Faarkenjaab and Aywelbe Fayed?

13 Nov 2012 04:18 AM
alienated     

stringbad: Sorry above us nsfw language


I would be more worried about the 404, but thats just me.

13 Nov 2012 04:18 AM
Matthew Keene     
The best one ever. Channel 3 Ottumwa/Kirskville lives in infamy!

Link

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13 Nov 2012 04:29 AM
Mock26     
There actually is a man in Chicago with the last name "Wysoglad."

13 Nov 2012 04:32 AM
MadAzza     

Bradog: One of the best/worst I ever saw was "Happy birthday Connor, from your fishing buddies Lacy and Scott."


At least that was *almost* properly punctuated.

"From all of us here at NBC 10 Providence would like to ..." makes no fu(king sense whatsoever.

DIAF, Subby. Because I am into inappropriately extreme reactions today. Ha!

13 Nov 2012 04:46 AM
Smoking GNU     
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13 Nov 2012 04:50 AM
illannoyin     
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13 Nov 2012 05:14 AM
Mr. Ekshun     

alienated: stringbad: Sorry above us nsfw language

I would be more worried about the 404, but thats just me.


Just delete the %20.

13 Nov 2012 05:21 AM
Bruce the Deuce     
Sitting in the Memphis airport I hear a page over the PA system, "Lt. Harry Ballsonya please meet your party at baggage carousel two..." I start laughing and look around to see if anyone else is reacting. Nothing. Then they repeat it.

Always funny.

13 Nov 2012 05:23 AM
Demetrius    [TotalFark]  
Abu bin Fayz Iznsye.

13 Nov 2012 05:24 AM
alienated     

Mr. Ekshun: Just delete the %20.


wow. now i feel stoopid. but thanks

13 Nov 2012 05:27 AM
thamike     
Update: Reader Nick notes that "Dawn Keibals" is probably not a real name either!

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13 Nov 2012 05:30 AM
derrrface     
Donkey balls. For farks sake that took me a while.

13 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
Mr. Ekshun     
Time to go. Where's Mahatma Khote?

13 Nov 2012 05:58 AM
Shirley Ujest     
Harry Baals , FTW.

/ google it.

13 Nov 2012 06:09 AM
SkunkWerks     

naturalbornposer: Yep. I love Rhode Island.


I don't have much of a choice. I live within spitting distance of it, and NBC10 in Providence usually has the best weather reports for the area.

That said, how do we know these aren't real names? Like, mobster names from Dick Tracy?

13 Nov 2012 06:17 AM
DingleberryMoose     

13 Nov 2012 06:24 AM
derrrface     

DingleberryMoose: Obligatory link to video.


I didn't realize SNL was capable of the funny.

13 Nov 2012 06:37 AM
Matthew Keene     

derrrface: DingleberryMoose: Obligatory link to video.

I didn't realize SNL was capable of the funny.


...just a fluke.

13 Nov 2012 06:38 AM
sephjnr     
These name jokes are completely ridiculous, and have no place on Fark whatsoever. I'm really cross.

Yours,

Craig Untflaps.

13 Nov 2012 06:49 AM
Spanky McStupid    [TotalFark]  
Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt. Telephone call for Mike Hunt!

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.


The joke is that you can't figure out what Gene Masseth sounds like so you spent the time typing up the question and have spent part of your life repeating it over and over trying to find some sexual innuendo in a completely benign and normal name.

So to everyone else, the joke is that you think there's a joke so everyone is laughing and pointing at you. That's the joke. Now drink your Ovaltine and go back to bed.

13 Nov 2012 07:40 AM
I sound fat     

Spanky McStupid: Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt. Telephone call for Mike Hunt!

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.

The joke is that you can't figure out what Gene Masseth sounds like so you spent the time typing up the question and have spent part of your life repeating it over and over trying to find some sexual innuendo in a completely benign and normal name.

So to everyone else, the joke is that you think there's a joke so everyone is laughing and pointing at you. That's the joke. Now drink your Ovaltine and go back to bed.


You really think that? seriously? Try repeating it few more times. GENE masSETH... get it?

13 Nov 2012 07:56 AM
Matthew Keene     

I sound fat: You really think that? seriously? Try repeating it few more times. GENE masSETH... get it?



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13 Nov 2012 08:08 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

Spanky McStupid: Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt. Telephone call for Mike Hunt!

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.

The joke is that you can't figure out what Gene Masseth sounds like so you spent the time typing up the question and have spent part of your life repeating it over and over trying to find some sexual innuendo in a completely benign and normal name.

So to everyone else, the joke is that you think there's a joke so everyone is laughing and pointing at you. That's the joke. Now drink your Ovaltine and go back to bed.


The thing that gives the "joke" a real hook is the fact that the OTHER name in the newspaper article *is* one of those Bart-esque names, so the human brain is going to think, hey, there must be a secret meaning behind "Gene Masseth," too.

/that's the joke

13 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
Marcintosh     

Matthew Keene: I sound fat: You really think that? seriously? Try repeating it few more times. GENE masSETH... get it?


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you know, when you have to explain it that much, it's just not that good a joke. Keep moving nothing to see, move along . . .

13 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
skinink     
Happy birthday to Peter File.

13 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
SkunkWerks     
Speaking of Weather, I'm surprised no one familiar with the station has yet mentioned the name of their Weatherman.

Mario Hilario.

No Joke.

13 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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