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13 Nov 2012 03:13 AM   |   34236 clicks   |   The Sun
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Old Man Winter     
The Fark I just read?

12 Nov 2012 11:09 PM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
You know, say waht you will about the U.S. but at least it's not a crime to have sex with your adult child. Sure it's pervy and you can't MARRY them, but no one's going to throw you in jail for it either.

That being said she is the spitting image of her father.

12 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Pennsyltuckey?

12 Nov 2012 11:50 PM
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Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
I think it's safe to say, she has daddy issues.

13 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
I'm... Really creeped out.

13 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
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2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
Incest, the game the whole family can play!

13 Nov 2012 12:30 AM
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cretinbob     
What's their Fark handles?

13 Nov 2012 12:30 AM
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dudemanbro     
Um, soooo..... how about that election?

13 Nov 2012 12:51 AM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  
Good to see that America doesn't have the lock on screwed up family drama...

13 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
Cute?

13 Nov 2012 01:28 AM
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Swedgin     
Of course she'd be from Birmingham.

13 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
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SpaceyCat    [TotalFark]  
O.o Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwww.....

The idea of farking my dad just squicks me out completely.

There have been studies done that if family are separated early enough, they don't develop that "family - don't fark" thing that people have. This has happened between siblings as well as mother/son and father/daughter pairings.

13 Nov 2012 02:42 AM
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Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

Mark Ratner: I think it's safe to say, she has daddy issues.


She's certainly accepting his issues!

/What is it about England and Incest? This is like the third or fourth story about incest...

13 Nov 2012 02:42 AM
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MurphyMurphy     
Well alrighty then.

13 Nov 2012 03:14 AM
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CitizenTed     

Darth_Lukecash: /What is it about England and Incest? This is like the third or fourth story about incest...


You would think the recent influx of Pakistanis etal would encourage those islanders to stop banging within the family and widen the gene pool a bit. But nOoOOoooOOoo. We still see these stories about British men with no chins banging away at female relatives with enormous chins. Don't get me wrong - I love Britain. It's a fine place. It's just not a single guy's dating paradise.

13 Nov 2012 03:21 AM
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MayoSlather    [TotalFark]  
Just father as many children as you can early in life and disappear. Wait 20 years for them to track you down, then it's sexy time. Don't hate the player hate the game.

13 Nov 2012 03:21 AM
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Fluorescent Testicle     
"Shopped"?

/Yes, my takeaway from that article was "What the crap does the headline mean?"
//Blame the Internet.

13 Nov 2012 03:22 AM
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Oznog     

SpaceyCat: O.o Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwww.....

The idea of farking my dad just squicks me out completely.

There have been studies done that if family are separated early enough, they don't develop that "family - don't fark" thing that people have. This has happened between siblings as well as mother/son and father/daughter pairings.


Look, we're all for men having sex with a legally aged girl AND her mother... but NOT if you're the father. Or married to the mother.

To summarize:
Biological father with the mother, have sex with daughter= incest, kill the sicko.
Married mother = quasi-incest, NO.
Sex with mother, then daughter, not married and no blood relationship: probably not a good idea
Sex with daughter, then mother, not married and no blood relationship: high five, bro!! You da man!

Did I get that right?

13 Nov 2012 03:26 AM
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Langdon_777     
They are both adults and yet he goes to jail for the exact same crime she gets a suspended sentence for.

There really is some serious discrimination going on in courts, at least in so far as equal punishment for men & women.

13 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
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alienated     

Swedgin: Of course she'd be from Birmingham.


Panic everywhere

on topic- this is why i love a few of you folks but hate the lot of you. If that makes sense

13 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
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TwistedFark     

SpaceyCat: O.o Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwww.....

The idea of farking my dad just squicks me out completely.

There have been studies done that if family are separated early enough, they don't develop that "family - don't fark" thing that people have. This has happened between siblings as well as mother/son and father/daughter pairings.


Works the other way too - if you take non related children and raise them together, they develop the same sexual revulsion for each other that biologically identical siblings do. This is a big problem in some societies like rural China where a young boy will be matched with a wife at an age barely older than a toddler and the wife is raised with the boys family. When these kids get old enough to officially marry, they often don't want to have anything to do with each other sexually, going so far as running away and/or trying to commit suicide.

13 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
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BigJake     
the most disgusting thing is that any of those people pictured had sex

13 Nov 2012 03:33 AM
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Mantour     
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

13 Nov 2012 03:35 AM
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kxs401    [TotalFark]  

Ambivalence: You know, say waht you will about the U.S. but at least it's not a crime to have sex with your adult child. Sure it's pervy and you can't MARRY them, but no one's going to throw you in jail for it either.


Yeah, that's not correct.

13 Nov 2012 03:39 AM
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zerkalo     
on the one hand, I miss intimate relations. On the other hand, I got enough of me own stuff to work through. And alone is cheaper. But less interesting, granted

13 Nov 2012 03:48 AM
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Apos     
www.elektra.co.uk
cache.marriott.com

13 Nov 2012 03:49 AM
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HoratioGates     

Langdon_777: They are both adults and yet he goes to jail for the exact same crime she gets a suspended sentence for.

There really is some serious discrimination going on in courts, at least in so far as equal punishment for men & women.


Um, I think it's because he's the parent and she's the child. That said, they are both adults and it isn't like he had extensive contact with her to manipulate her while she was a child. From a genetic standpoint they are both in the icky end of the gene pool. That said, from a manipulation of the relationship point of view I still have a harder time with Woody Allen, even although genetically he was in the clear.

But hot lesbian twins are still okay, right?

13 Nov 2012 03:53 AM
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LonMead     
That's what you get for naming your child after a cough drop...

"NIIII...cola!"

What?

13 Nov 2012 03:59 AM
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JesusJuice     

Ambivalence: You know, say waht you will about the U.S. but at least it's not a crime to have sex with your adult child. Sure it's pervy and you can't MARRY them, but no one's going to throw you in jail for it either.

That being said she is the spitting image of her father.


Lucky you.

13 Nov 2012 04:02 AM
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Arcturus72     
Strippers have to have a start somewhere, right?

13 Nov 2012 04:10 AM
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Apos     
www.eonline.com

strongly resents challenges to her reign.

13 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
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Mock26     
Offensive facebook post = 12 weeks in jail.
Possessing child pornography = suspended sentence.
Having sex with your adult daughter = suspended sentence.

Great Nannyland is one seriously farked up country.

13 Nov 2012 04:30 AM
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Public Savant     

zerkalo: on the one hand, I miss intimate relations. On the other hand, I got enough of me own stuff to work through. And alone is cheaper. But less interesting, granted


You said hand twice...

13 Nov 2012 04:37 AM
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Darth Jawa     
FTA: An absent parent often leaves a serious gap in their child's life which they will be desperate to fill in one way or another.

i46.tinypic.com

/Giggitty!

13 Nov 2012 04:40 AM
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cassanovascotian     
Man.... I have a really hard time with this.

She's 27 -old enough to make her own choices, and clearly not being coerced into anything. So ok, if you wanna be with your dad, go for it. At the same time though, they're probably gonna have kids, who will probably have genetic problems. But lots of people have genetic problems, and we don't tell them that they can't reproduce. So I can't really be not-ok with that either.

In the end, as weird and aesthetically unappealing as it seems to me. I guess I'm ok with this.

13 Nov 2012 04:41 AM
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Rik01    [TotalFark]  
This is known as Genetic Sexual Attraction. It probably felt overwhelming - she was bringing a lifetime's longing to the relationship.

I've heard of this before. The normal emotional barriers are not in place if the parent vanished when the child was too young to recall anything and had no contact since. I've also heard of the 'Electra Complex' where a daughter winds up in competition with her mom for the father's affections. This one is more common than you might think and can lead to incest. Usually, it starts to show up during puberty.

I didn't know the Brits had laws forbidding incestuous relationships between two consenting adults. I would think by the time they reach adult hood, legally they'd be able to make their own decisions concerning sexual partners since one is not taking advantage of a minor.

I guess the few cases of kids being separated at birth, never knowing each other, then encountering each other by accident and not knowing they're siblings -- until much later -- could get them tossed in jail also.
Then again, technically, we're all, according to religion, the products of an incestuous relationship. Adam and Eve were the first people. They had kids -- and with no other folks about, would have married each other and spawned the human race.

This is a pretty good case for Intelligent Design and Evolution.

I suspect that the mental prevention most folks have concerning parental incest is due to close proximity of the parents for the majority of their formational lives. How much genetics plays in that, I'm not sure. Plus, we still have a great amount to learn about the sex drive and all of it's complexities.

BTW. Neither the Mum or the Daughter, IMO, are raving beauties.

13 Nov 2012 04:47 AM
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vwarb     
Does anybody else absolutely despise the tendency for Brit papers to preface every caption with a one-word summary of how we're supposed to feel about it? ex. "Revolting ... Andrew was jailed for ten months and ordered to sign the Sex Offenders Register" and "Frantic ... mum Katrina has not heard from her daughter since January."

Thanks, Sun, I didn't realize that incest is gross, OR that a mother would worry about her missing daughter! I'm glad you cleared that up for me.

13 Nov 2012 04:52 AM
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LonMead     

vwarb: Does anybody else absolutely despise the tendency for Brit papers to preface every caption with a one-word summary of how we're supposed to feel about it? ex. "Revolting ... Andrew was jailed for ten months and ordered to sign the Sex Offenders Register" and "Frantic ... mum Katrina has not heard from her daughter since January."


Annoyed!
Yeah, I'd always kind of wondered about that.

13 Nov 2012 04:58 AM
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illannoyin     
C'mon, give the guy some credit. That mother/daughter combo is not easy to pull off.

/Window seat please

13 Nov 2012 05:02 AM
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Jadedgrl     

Rik01: This is known as Genetic Sexual Attraction. It probably felt overwhelming - she was bringing a lifetime's longing to the relationship.

I've heard of this before. The normal emotional barriers are not in place if the parent vanished when the child was too young to recall anything and had no contact since. I've also heard of the 'Electra Complex' where a daughter winds up in competition with her mom for the father's affections. This one is more common than you might think and can lead to incest. Usually, it starts to show up during puberty.

I didn't know the Brits had laws forbidding incestuous relationships between two consenting adults. I would think by the time they reach adult hood, legally they'd be able to make their own decisions concerning sexual partners since one is not taking advantage of a minor.

I guess the few cases of kids being separated at birth, never knowing each other, then encountering each other by accident and not knowing they're siblings -- until much later -- could get them tossed in jail also.
Then again, technically, we're all, according to religion, the products of an incestuous relationship. Adam and Eve were the first people. They had kids -- and with no other folks about, would have married each other and spawned the human race.

This is a pretty good case for Intelligent Design and Evolution.

I suspect that the mental prevention most folks have concerning parental incest is due to close proximity of the parents for the majority of their formational lives. How much genetics plays in that, I'm not sure. Plus, we still have a great amount to learn about the sex drive and all of it's complexities.

BTW. Neither the Mum or the Daughter, IMO, are raving beauties.


The Electra Complex occurs way before puberty and is typically resolved by late childhood. However, it is an unconscious sexual urge that does not manifest into consciousness.
Whatever is going on here is just farked up.
Plus, I don't put much stock into Freud. He was messed up himself, and also a cocaine addict.

13 Nov 2012 05:06 AM
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illannoyin     
I almost forgot.

Cute 27 year old?

/You must mean 'British cute'

13 Nov 2012 05:06 AM
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SomethingToDo    [TotalFark]  
So all you Studmen are saying she's got a face only a father could love?

13 Nov 2012 05:14 AM
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PartTimeBuddha     

SomethingToDo: So all you Studmen are saying she's got a face only a father could love?


Now that's a downright alarming image.

13 Nov 2012 05:20 AM
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illannoyin     

SomethingToDo: So all you Studmen are saying she's got a face only a father could love?


If she ain't good enough for her own family she ain't good enough for mine neither!

13 Nov 2012 05:32 AM
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Jesda     
Life imitates art. This was the subject of a recent SVU episode.

13 Nov 2012 05:34 AM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

Jadedgrl: Plus, I don't put much stock into Freud. He was messed up...


Freud had some good ideas, but was hamstrung by his inability to accept that people in proper Viennese society were abusing their children. (Not all of them, obviously.)

13 Nov 2012 05:38 AM
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moviemarketing     
Were both of them jailed for "having sex with an adult relative"?

13 Nov 2012 05:39 AM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

Jesda: Life imitates art. This was the subject of a recent SVU episode.


Unless that episode was filmed before 2007, I think you've got that backwards.

13 Nov 2012 05:40 AM
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OptimusHime     

Ambivalence: You know, say waht you will about the U.S. but at least it's not a crime to have sex with your adult child. Sure it's pervy and you can't MARRY them, but no one's going to throw you in jail for it either.

That being said she is the spitting image of her father.


i1.sndcdn.com

Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but hey. It's just illegal.

13 Nov 2012 05:41 AM
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great_tigers     
upload.wikimedia.org

Seperated at birth?

13 Nov 2012 05:46 AM
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