I read that as homework

Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.

AverageAmericanGuy: Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.

And YAY for you, you'll be a Job Creator!

10) You're a man and you just got married.

You are a man with no baggage who lives in his own home.

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.

And YAY for you, you'll be a Job Creator!

Yes. In the same way that you're a job creator when you buy a new shirt at Brooks Brothers or order a steak at Morton's or drop off some laundry at the dry cleaners. That's all job creation, whether you want to accept the label or not.

Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.

Ding ding ding. My SO hates, HATES unloading the dishwasher. But she doesn't have a problem with other housework. So I unload, maybe do a few other things, maybe, and we're all set

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

Odd. That's the only time I get housework done.

My house maintains a healthy level of clutter... until my in laws come to visit. Then my dh wants us to pretend we are clean freaks.

I'm dr.......

11) you want to be on "Hoarders."

Sybarite: I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

Strangely enough, it has the exact opposite effect on me. I'll go into super ADHD housecleaning mode as long as I can get that initial spark of motivation.

/Ba-da-da-da-da

My girlfriend and I thrive in clutter. Her mother is a neat freak. Guess who's visiting in a few days?

\Is 24 hours enough time to set up decent booby traps?

Counter_Intelligent: Odd. That's the only time I get housework done.

Me too. I don't want to remember the scrubbing toilet or the horrible smell of the cleaning agents.

I agree we are getting more stupid.

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Wow.......

Gold Dust sounds amazing!

Ah, Buzzfeed, the new, less-funny Cracked.

Who is getting paid to greenlight all these links, anyway?

I don't know. I suffer from pretty severe depression, but one thing that always brightens my day is when I get all my house work done and everything is nice and clean. It's a great feeling of accomplishment.

Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.

How do I know you're not married?

It's not the 50's anymore. Women do *absolutely nothing* in terms of housework any more. They've got better things to do (Facebook doesn't update itself, you know).

Phaeon: Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.

Ding ding ding. My SO hates, HATES unloading the dishwasher. But she doesn't have a problem with other housework. So I unload, maybe do a few other things, maybe, and we're all set

My wife hates putting dishes away and running the vacuum cleaner. If those are the two chores I have to do for the rest of my life, I'm ok with that.

/bestcasescenario

WhippingBoy: Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.

How do I know you're not married?

It's not the 50's anymore. Women do *absolutely nothing* in terms of housework any more. They've got better things to do (Facebook doesn't update itself, you know).

So what you're saying is you have no sense of humor. Got it.

AverageAmericanGuy: Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.

And they can do in an hour what it would take me hours to do. Also leads to a lot less arguing in my house.