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   Top eight reasons to never do housework again. 9) You're drunk

13 Nov 2012 07:00 AM   |   7259 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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Pheonixfyre     
I read that as homework

13 Nov 2012 07:02 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.

13 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
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phrawgh     
hillaryrettig.com

13 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.


And YAY for you, you'll be a Job Creator!

13 Nov 2012 07:10 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
10) You're a man and you just got married.

13 Nov 2012 07:12 AM
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Langdon_777     
You are a man with no baggage who lives in his own home.

13 Nov 2012 07:17 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.

And YAY for you, you'll be a Job Creator!


Yes. In the same way that you're a job creator when you buy a new shirt at Brooks Brothers or order a steak at Morton's or drop off some laundry at the dry cleaners. That's all job creation, whether you want to accept the label or not.

13 Nov 2012 07:17 AM
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Phaeon     

Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.


Ding ding ding. My SO hates, HATES unloading the dishwasher. But she doesn't have a problem with other housework. So I unload, maybe do a few other things, maybe, and we're all set

13 Nov 2012 07:41 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

13 Nov 2012 07:42 AM
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Counter_Intelligent     
Odd. That's the only time I get housework done.

13 Nov 2012 07:43 AM
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Indypendy     
My house maintains a healthy level of clutter... until my in laws come to visit. Then my dh wants us to pretend we are clean freaks.

13 Nov 2012 07:59 AM
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derrrface     
I'm dr.......

13 Nov 2012 08:04 AM
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cherryl taggart     
11) you want to be on "Hoarders."

13 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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StrangeQ     

Sybarite: I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high


Strangely enough, it has the exact opposite effect on me. I'll go into super ADHD housecleaning mode as long as I can get that initial spark of motivation.

/Ba-da-da-da-da

13 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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phrawgh     
1.bp.blogspot.com

13 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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Shadowtag     
My girlfriend and I thrive in clutter. Her mother is a neat freak. Guess who's visiting in a few days?

\Is 24 hours enough time to set up decent booby traps?

13 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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starsrift     

Counter_Intelligent: Odd. That's the only time I get housework done.


Me too. I don't want to remember the scrubbing toilet or the horrible smell of the cleaning agents.

13 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
I agree we are getting more stupid.

13 Nov 2012 08:19 AM
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superchump     

Rufus Lee King: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 319x400]


Wow.......

Gold Dust sounds amazing!

13 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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topcon     
Ah, Buzzfeed, the new, less-funny Cracked.

Who is getting paid to greenlight all these links, anyway?

13 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
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Wingless     
I don't know. I suffer from pretty severe depression, but one thing that always brightens my day is when I get all my house work done and everything is nice and clean. It's a great feeling of accomplishment.

13 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
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WhippingBoy     

Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.


How do I know you're not married?

It's not the 50's anymore. Women do *absolutely nothing* in terms of housework any more. They've got better things to do (Facebook doesn't update itself, you know).

13 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
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NashMcNash     

Phaeon: Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.

Ding ding ding. My SO hates, HATES unloading the dishwasher. But she doesn't have a problem with other housework. So I unload, maybe do a few other things, maybe, and we're all set


My wife hates putting dishes away and running the vacuum cleaner. If those are the two chores I have to do for the rest of my life, I'm ok with that.

/bestcasescenario

13 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  

WhippingBoy: Honest Bender: 10) You're a man and you just got married.

How do I know you're not married?

It's not the 50's anymore. Women do *absolutely nothing* in terms of housework any more. They've got better things to do (Facebook doesn't update itself, you know).


So what you're saying is you have no sense of humor. Got it.

13 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
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TheYeti     

AverageAmericanGuy: Getting a housekeeper is pretty cheap. Hire one to clean your house. They will do a better job than you anyway.


And they can do in an hour what it would take me hours to do. Also leads to a lot less arguing in my house.

13 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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