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13 Nov 2012 08:25 AM   |   19032 clicks   |   Washington Post
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cman     
Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier

13 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
Mach10     
Obvious tag last seen furtively checking in to sleazy motel

13 Nov 2012 08:27 AM
Deoan     

cman: Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier


I figured it'd be a white woman, not a black male. But whatever floats his boat, as the military is now cool with doors that swing that way too.

13 Nov 2012 08:29 AM
Turfshoe     
Based on the pictures, I think rack might be more appropriate.

13 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
HotWingConspiracy     
These married wealthy white women are awfully promiscuous.

13 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

cman


Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat.


Negative. Article 134 of the UCMJ is very clear on the subject.

13 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
DECMATH     
I miss the good old days when it took a Rolling Stone interview to fell a 4-star general.

13 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
sodomizer     
This is starting to become a convenient purge.

13 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
Fark-N-Noodle     
Who's gonna start the bidding?

13 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
Gunther     
Man, the right-wing blogs are going crazy with conspiracy theories over this. My brain locked up due to over-exposure to derp before I could get that far into it, but apparently Obama is trying to cover up something to do with Benghazi by.. framing his generals for adultery, I guess? It probably makes sense if you've been crying your eyes out for a week and want any excuse to scream "I TOLD THOSE LIBS HE WAS A MUSLIM!!!" on forums.

13 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
kab     
People enjoy sex, and will pursue it.

We, fully knowing this, still gasp in horror / get poutraged / fingerwag at this behavior. More at 11.

13 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
Tat'dGreaser     
Is this woman Satan or something???

13 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  
Interestingly, one of the justifications for not letting gays in the military was that they would readily give up secrets for a hot piece of ass. Must have been projection.

13 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
soakitincider     
good to know that every member of government is a shiathead

13 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
DrPainMD    [TotalFark]  
Don't worry, subby. The military doesn't exist to protect the country (lucky for us, there hasn't been a challenge to our national sovereignty since the War of 1812). The military, these days, exists only to defend the empire, so, in reality, the worse they do their job the better off you are (that empire belongs to somebody else and YOU are the one who pays for it... the quicker it dies, the better).

13 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
yousaywut     

Englebert Slaptyback: cman

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat.


Negative. Article 134 of the UCMJ is very clear on the subject.


No Cman has the right of this one NORMALLY noone gives a shiat. But when you dun stuck your dick in the crazy........well that's what the reg is there for. It is not usually a problem but when it is it's actually got some pretty harsh punishment to go along with it.

Current body count on this one is 8. Does anyone know if General Allen is married? because that would be 9 people who are going to be negatively impacted because Broadwell had to be queen biatch on campus.

13 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
Chakro     
And she wasn't even all that hot.

13 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
CheatCommando     

kab: People enjoy sex, and will pursue it.

We, fully knowing this, still gasp in horror / get poutraged / fingerwag at this behavior. More at 11.


It is not the sex itself that is the problem: it is the fact that a private affair opens the soldier in question to blackmail, and even if you decriminalized adultery in the military, the fact that the adulterer(s) in question would want to keep the act secret from their spouse(s) remains.

13 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
How many people are going to fall on their swords to cover up Benghazi and save 0bama? Wake up sheeple!

13 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  
Don't forget the FBI agent that was sending her shirtless pics after Allen brought him the emails

13 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
starsrift     
Man, the comments on that site. Just mindblowing.

Apparently it's Obama's fault that the adultery happened because, coming from Chicago, he has poor morals? I don't exactly understand, maybe one of our Fark Independents can graciously explain it for me.

13 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
Tat'dGreaser     

yousaywut: No Cman has the right of this one NORMALLY noone gives a shiat. But when you dun stuck your dick in the crazy........well that's what the reg is there for.


Have none of you people ever hear of a security clearance? The whole point of one is that they know you can't be blackmailed, if you're having an affair you can be blackmailed. Not too mention what exactly did the highest person in the CIA spill to this woman? Plus if you're in that high of a position you should f*cking know better, so his judgment is sh*t.

13 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
xaks     
How the hell does this tripe qualify as 'news'?

13 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
This is exactly why god invented disposable hookers.

13 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
According to a senior U.S. defense official, the FBI has uncovered between 20,000 and 30,000 documents - most of them e-mails - of "potentially inappropriate" communication between Allen and Jill Kelley, the 37-year-old Tampa woman whose report of harrassment by a person who turned out to be Petraeus's mistress ultimately led to Petraeus's downfall.

How the fark did they get any work done?

13 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
BinderWoman     
Generals Gone Wild!

13 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
Mrs.Sharpier    [TotalFark]  

Notabunny: How many people are going to fall on their swords to cover up Benghazi and save 0bama? Wake up sheeple!


This ELEVENTY

Clearly Fartbongo orchestrated those thousands of emails to save ...I mean STEAL the election.

13 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
Tat'dGreaser     

redmid17: Don't forget the FBI agent that was sending her shirtless pics after Allen brought him the emails


That too, what is it about this chick?

13 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
Meat's dream     
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All of this has happened before, and will happen again.

13 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  

cman: Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier


I'm going to need a bigger pair of pants.

13 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
Dead-Guy     
Like adultery? Don't join the military, where you come under the jurisdiction of military law:
Article 134 - (adultery specific portion) Link

13 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
heavymetal     
This is part of the stimulus plan for the Adult & Lifetime movie industries.

13 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
strapp3r     
dangerous p*ssy is...

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...dangerous

13 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
HotWingConspiracy     

Tat'dGreaser: Not too mention what exactly did the highest person in the CIA spill to this woman?


It's already looking like he told her about the prison at the consulate.

13 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
Sheila_McSly     

Tat'dGreaser: Have none of you people ever hear of a security clearance? The whole point of one is that they know you can't be blackmailed, if you're having an affair you can be blackmailed. Not too mention what exactly did the highest person in the CIA spill to this woman? Plus if you're in that high of a position you should f*cking know better, so his judgment is sh*t.


Also, if you are a spy, keeping a secret is a critical job skill.

13 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  

Tat'dGreaser: Is this woman Satan or something???


Not Satan, Santa. It's just that she gives presents to all of the naughty boys.

13 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
vermicious k'nid     

starsrift: Man, the comments on that site. Just mindblowing.

Apparently it's Obama's fault that the adultery happened because, coming from Chicago, he has poor morals? I don't exactly understand, maybe one of our Fark Independents can graciously explain it for me.


"Blah" people

13 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
The Muthaship     
If only they were president, they could keep their job.

13 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
hdhale     

Gunther: Man, the right-wing blogs are going crazy with conspiracy theories over this. My brain locked up due to over-exposure to derp before I could get that far into it, but apparently Obama is trying to cover up something to do with Benghazi by.. framing his generals for adultery, I guess? It probably makes sense if you've been crying your eyes out for a week and want any excuse to scream "I TOLD THOSE LIBS HE WAS A MUSLIM!!!" on forums.


The essential problem seems to be that he appears to favor generals who can't keep it in their pants. No conspiracy in that, but certainly it calls to question just what sort of background checks are being run on these guys before they are being given senior commands.

If you want to look for a conspiracy, ask yourself why Eric Holder knew about the Petraeus affair well before the election, but sat on it until Election Day. It's not a stretch at all to believe that Holder told Obama and that nothing was done about it on purpose.

13 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
yousaywut     

Tat'dGreaser: yousaywut: No Cman has the right of this one NORMALLY noone gives a shiat. But when you dun stuck your dick in the crazy........well that's what the reg is there for.

Have none of you people ever hear of a security clearance? The whole point of one is that they know you can't be blackmailed, if you're having an affair you can be blackmailed. Not too mention what exactly did the highest person in the CIA spill to this woman? Plus if you're in that high of a position you should f*cking know better, so his judgment is sh*t.


What does the loss of security clearance have to do with the UCMJ reg? The loss of security clearance had more effect on patreus's situation and was probably the impetus for his resignation as he was in a civilian position. The loss of security clearance could be the least of general Allen's issues if it is decided to use him as an example for the military justice system.

Not every single possible outcome or concern is going to be listed in every single post and to expect that your personal pet issue to be the only issue that should be discussed is actually quite silly.

So moving on

13 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
swaxhog     

Englebert Slaptyback: cman

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat.


Negative. Article 134 of the UCMJ The Bible is very clear on the subject.


FTFY

13 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
Amos Quito     

cman: Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier



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13 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

hdhale: Gunther: Man, the right-wing blogs are going crazy with conspiracy theories over this. My brain locked up due to over-exposure to derp before I could get that far into it, but apparently Obama is trying to cover up something to do with Benghazi by.. framing his generals for adultery, I guess? It probably makes sense if you've been crying your eyes out for a week and want any excuse to scream "I TOLD THOSE LIBS HE WAS A MUSLIM!!!" on forums.

The essential problem seems to be that he appears to favor generals who can't keep it in their pants. No conspiracy in that, but certainly it calls to question just what sort of background checks are being run on these guys before they are being given senior commands.

If you want to look for a conspiracy, ask yourself why Eric Holder knew about the Petraeus affair well before the election, but sat on it until Election Day. It's not a stretch at all to believe that Holder told Obama and that nothing was done about it on purpose.


So patraeus was in on Fast and Furious too?

13 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
HotWingConspiracy     

redmid17: Don't forget the FBI agent that was sending her shirtless pics after Allen brought him the emails


That dude is farked. They figured out his angle quick and took him off the investigation, and then he went around his bosses to a congressman to allege a cover up.

13 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
Amos Quito     
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13 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
Cybernetic     

Tat'dGreaser: Is this woman Satan or something???


It could be that she just gives fantastic head.

13 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
Cybernetic     

Snarfangel: cman: Besides the abuse of the newsflash tag, lets get this out of the way....

Normally, adultery, no one gives a shiat. But, the commander of afghan US forces could be open for some blackmailing. Keep it in your damn pants, soldier

I'm going to need a bigger pair of pants.


Not according to your mom.

13 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  
After reading the first 2 papragraphs, the only thing that popped into my mind was:

"Confused? You won't be after the next episode of Soap."

13 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
HotWingConspiracy     

hdhale: Gunther: Man, the right-wing blogs are going crazy with conspiracy theories over this. My brain locked up due to over-exposure to derp before I could get that far into it, but apparently Obama is trying to cover up something to do with Benghazi by.. framing his generals for adultery, I guess? It probably makes sense if you've been crying your eyes out for a week and want any excuse to scream "I TOLD THOSE LIBS HE WAS A MUSLIM!!!" on forums.

The essential problem seems to be that he appears to favor generals who can't keep it in their pants. No conspiracy in that, but certainly it calls to question just what sort of background checks are being run on these guys before they are being given senior commands.


Yeah I'm sure the president handpicks generals based on their potential to have sex.

If you want to look for a conspiracy, ask yourself why Eric Holder knew about the Petraeus affair well before the election, but sat on it until Election Day. It's not a stretch at all to believe that Holder told Obama and that nothing was done about it on purpose.

Where is the conspiracy?

13 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
ongbok    [TotalFark]  

13 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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