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   What makes Negronis so great? Reviewer drinks one to find out. And then another ... and another ... and hey, when's the deadline for this article ... um, where are my pants ... has anyone seen my pants?

13 Nov 2012 11:10 AM   |   7860 clicks   |   Slate
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Huh...I though Negronis were African American Bronies.

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13 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
sure haven't     

Diogenes: Huh...I though Negronis were African American Bronies.

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Hahahahahaha, oh man.

I was trying to come up with something, but nothing would top that.

13 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Is it purple?

13 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
EZ1923     

Diogenes: Huh...I though Negronis were African American Bronies.


Either way, the night will end in shame and embarrassment for all parties involved.

13 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
JackieRabbit     
Anyone want to start a pool to see how long it takes people who don't like gin to make a vodka negroni all the rage?

/still won't order a vodka "martini"

13 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
Negroni please!

13 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
heinrich66     
RACIST DRINK

13 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
findthefish     
The drink had a detrimental effect on the author's writing style....that is for certain. But I must admit I am tempted to try the drink.

13 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
WarszawaScream     

Diogenes: Huh...I though Negronis were African American Bronies.

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Done in one. Move along people.

13 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
alabasterblack    [TotalFark]  
Farking hipsters.
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  Add pub crawl drink of the week to the pie of hate.

13 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
Keith Moon     
Flawless victory, Diogenes

13 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to thank Drew, the Fark Academy, the fine people at Hasbro...

13 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
sweater_pups     
is it just me, or did everyone get about a paragraph in and lose interest in what this hipster was trying to say because he just drags it all out to hit his minimum word count?

13 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
Trocadero     
I like good gin. Vodka is for children. Bad gin is for stripping furniture.

13 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Mob-Doc     
"A long fortnight ago-10 business days and 40 nights ago"
I've read this five times and still can't figure out how many days the author is referring to.

13 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
gimmeafuckinname     

sweater_pups: is it just me, or did everyone get about a paragraph in and lose interest in what this hipster was trying to say because he just drags it all out to hit his minimum word count?


Writes like a Lit major....

13 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
danno_to_infinity     

alabasterblack: Farking hipsters. [t0.gstatic.com image 288x175]  Add pub crawl drink of the week to the pie of hate.


not nearly enough sense of self importance in that pie chart

/fakring hipsters

13 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

Mob-Doc: "A long fortnight ago-10 business days and 40 nights ago"
I've read this five times and still can't figure out how many days the author is referring to.


Let's see, 10 business days would be somewhere between 12-14 calendar days. That leaves 26-28 days unaccounted for. I think this means that the guy took a 4-week vacation to get his ass drunk.

//I'm assuming that the author invented the "long fortnight" as a new unit of time, like a "long ton"

13 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
BStorm    [TotalFark]  

gimmeafarkinname: sweater_pups: is it just me, or did everyone get about a paragraph in and lose interest in what this hipster was trying to say because he just drags it all out to hit his minimum word count?

Writes like a Lit major....


Your comment prompted me to send this link to my friend who was a lit major (but switched to graphic design because it was too mind-numbing). Her reply just a moment ago:

"Jesus, it's like an Apple store got hammered and threw up in my brain. You owe me lunch for making me read that much hipster drivel all at once."

13 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
poot_rootbeer    [TotalFark]  
Got as far as the second page where his wife makes fun of him for wearing the "wrong" jeans to Williamsburg, lost interest.

A good Negroni requires fresh vermouth. Don't use the bottle that's been sitting open at the back of the bar since 1974.

Aperol is a good substitute if you find the Campari's bitterness to be too aggressive.

13 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
Jim.Casy     

Arkanaut: Mob-Doc: "A long fortnight ago-10 business days and 40 nights ago"
I've read this five times and still can't figure out how many days the author is referring to.

Let's see, 10 business days would be somewhere between 12-14 calendar days. That leaves 26-28 days unaccounted for. I think this means that the guy took a 4-week vacation to get his ass drunk.

//I'm assuming that the author invented the "long fortnight" as a new unit of time, like a "long ton"


Or long pig.

/never much cared for it

13 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
Billy Bathsalt     
I think you need Punt e mes vermouth to make a real Negroni.

13 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
ChadM89     
Oops! That guy accidentally got vermouth and campari in his gin and tonic! And forgot the tonic and lime! Oh well, better luck next time.

13 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
CigaretteSmokingMan     

alabasterblack: Farking hipsters. [t0.gstatic.com image 288x175]  Add pub crawl drink of the week to the pie of hate.


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