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   Alabama company uses Debbie Gibson's easy listening R&B to sell women's: A) dance lessons. B) low priced shoes. C) tactical firearms (w/audio)

13 Nov 2012 10:13 AM   |   2350 clicks   |   Deadspin
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Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
...as opposed to strategic firearms?

13 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'm not buying any firearms unless it's been sanctioned by Tiffany.

13 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
jshine     

Arkanaut: ...as opposed to strategic firearms?


Oh yes:

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13 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     
From TFA:

Here's an ersatz Debbie Gibson making her appeal for women to buy tactical firearms...


Fark headline:

Alabama company uses Debbie Gibson's easy listening R&B


Let me guess: schlubmitter doesn't actually know what "ersatz" means and was too lazy to look it up.

13 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Acting:

Deborah Gibson > Tiffany

Hittability:

Tiffany > Deborah Gibson

/not a bookmark

13 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Glenford     

13 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

jshine: Arkanaut: ...as opposed to strategic firearms?

Oh yes:

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Huh. I was just thinking of a pink 155mm howitzer.

/You know, for the ladies.

13 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
spiralscratch     
Debbie Gibson R&B?

13 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
angry_scientist     
Since when did very nice wooden stock bolt rifles become tactical? The Hello-Kitty AR or any fancy anodized color would be miles better than a bolt gun, and lighter, smaller, wouldn't worry about the finish, just strange.

13 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
hdhale     

13 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
Fish in a Barrel     
Women are a growth market for the firearms industry. The male market is pretty well saturated.

I could probably make a pun or double entendre out of that observation if it weren't still early in the morning (for me).

13 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
NewWorldDan    [TotalFark]  
Hey subby, she's Deborah Gibson now. She's a serious artist.

/no she's not. She makes crappy SyFy movies with Tiffany and they both look like middle aged housewives now.
//I'd still tap both of those soccer mom asses.

13 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

angry_scientist


Since when did very nice wooden stock bolt rifles become tactical?


Not only that, but it looks like the same rifle was used in both places in the pic, except Caribou Barbie's is right-handed and the image was flipped for the woman who's standing. (Note the bolt handle on the left side.)

Speaking of the woman who's standing, she needs to get her damn finger off the trigger even if it is just a 'shop or a cardboard cutout.

13 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
douchebag/hater     

Englebert Slaptyback: From TFA:

Here's an ersatz Debbie Gibson making her appeal for women to buy tactical firearms...


Fark headline:

Alabama company uses Debbie Gibson's easy listening R&B


Let me guess: schlubmitter doesn't actually know what "ersatz" means and was too lazy to look it up.


This and besides what's wrong with using music to sell firearms?

Is subby upset because his precious Debbie Gibson might need to earn a living, too?
(Doesn't a bit like DG, btw)

13 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
ronaprhys     

OtherLittleGuy: Acting:

Deborah Gibson > Tiffany

Hittability:

Tiffany > Deborah Gibson

/not a bookmark


Well, back in the day I might've agreed - though I always liked Debbie better. However, I saw that Megasnake vs Gatoroid or whatever it was. Tiffany now looks busted as shiat and Debbie's aged quite well.

13 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Amusement     
Back in the day Deborah Gibson was eye candy. Today, sorta horse face-ish. Tiffany, eh, not so much. Today still not so much.

Could be me but the ad song didn't sound like much effort was put into it. How about "shake your love" cosmic mix and a full-auto ad?

13 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
angry_scientist     

Englebert Slaptyback: Speaking of the woman who's standing, she needs to get her damn finger off the trigger even if it is just a 'shop or a cardboard cutout.


That reminds me, it was some gun board I forget where, but a guy who just received a very nice just released rifle made one of the greatest pics ever, had it sitting on concrete, new ammo, spent brass, open container of alcohol, just a hilarious picture. Sadly prolly just have it saved at home, but still.

13 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
SomethingToDo     
I'm a 1990's indie rock boy, so if you want to advertise your WMDs to me, you better use Tori

13 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
SithLord     

OtherLittleGuy: Acting:

Deborah Gibson > Tiffany

Hittability:

Tiffany > Deborah Gibson

/not a bookmark


Aw Hell NAW!

13 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
dramatools    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: Tiffany > Deborah Gibson

Ummm.... Have you seen Deb the past couple of years? She started going out with some doctor and hit the gym. She's pretty buff.

/I don't know what the best part of Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is... Tiffany's boobs, or Deb's legs.

14 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
invictus2     
nothing suprises me now Debbie Boone is using You Light Up My Life to sell face-lifts 
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14 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
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