Wow, I never get prizes in my cereal anymore.

Why would the mayor know anything about this?

RIP count chocula

Everyone knows Dracula sleeps in the cereal of his native land, duh.

Add one mummified bat.

Who complains about getting a free meal?

Reading Adam West's facebook posts are a joy of life.

*Hork*

"The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.

This is like the worst cereal box promo prize OF ALL TIME! 



A MOCK bat?? We use no artificial ingredients of ANY KIND!!!

A-a-a-p-p-proves. Sharon!

ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.

Bats would be way more awesome if not for the whole "rabies" thing. And the other host of lesser diseases they carry.

Free toy!!

Oh, he's on it!

You mean... Adam We... 

It must have gotten mixed in from the holy hand grenade.

I chuckled, subby, but honestly, Adam West is tweaked enough these days to do something like this...

Sybarite: Wow, I never get prizes in my cereal anymore.

ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.

How do you know it was a "mistake"? Presumably he flew in on purpose, for the food.

Or maybe he was very depressed, and wished to end it all via suffocation.

Better than finding a mummified bat in his bowels..

Who complains about free jerky? Not me.

So was the bat mummified before it went in the box, or did the cereal mummify it?

Did it stay crunchy in milk?

MrCheeks: Better than finding a mummified bat in his bowels..



MMMmmmmm... this one's teriyaki style!

nobody messes with Adam We

Roommate freshman year, dining hall served him some spinach with a little rat in it, he settled for free tuition, an accounting degree I think.

c/s/b

The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.



Nuh uh! Cinnamon Toast Crunch! Blasphemers!

This reminds me of the dead bird in cereal box prank

They should be looking for this guy instead! 

"HAH! Take that, you krazy kraut! It's ON, muthafkkka!"

/it's your old pal, The Racism Bat

GREAT MOMENTS IN BAT HISTORY

OK then, here's what we have:

One, messenger bats in cereal boxes. No. Boxes too easy to mislay.

Yuck!

Right, what Robin said.

Two, Bats with balloon messages attached to them. No. Too conspicious a traget for the Joker.

Three, homing bats. No. No caves at city hall.

What does that leave us?

The old boy scout trick of a secret sign taped to a flash light.

Alfred, be a dear and call that place that rents Kleig lights down town will you?

I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast." The way it comes up is, my 5-year-old will be watching TV cartoon shows in the morning, and they'll show a commercial for a children's compressed breakfast compound such as "Froot Loops" or "Lucky Charms, " and they always show it sitting on a table next to a some actual food such as eggs, and the announcer always says: "Part of this complete breakfast." Don't they really mean, "Adjacent to this complete breakfast, " or "On the same table as this complete breakfast"? And couldn't they make essentially the same claim if, instead of Froot Loops, they put a can of shaving cream there, or a dead bat? -Dave Barry

Bennie Crabtree: So was the bat mummified before it went in the box, or did the cereal mummify it?

That kind of cereal would mummify anything.

"Oh, so you blamin' me, huh? I see how it is! First you wanna take my seat away, now you tryin' to say I put dead bats on kid's cereal? Look, I am not goin' away! The American people demand a recount! And however many recounts it takes until I am declared the legitimate winner!"

"The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes."

Fail, author. Fail.


FREE BAT IN EVERY BOX!

Mummified bat
Mummified bat
A moose on your lawn
And deuce in your hat
Santa Claus is coming to town!

/everybody, sing!

Oznog: ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.

Bats would be way more awesome if not for the whole "rabies" thing. And the other host of lesser diseases they carry.

Yes, the bats in the basement problem wouldn't have been a big deal, except one of the cats was slightly overdue for his rabies shot. So that was fun. Fortunately, he killed the bat that he knocked out of the air (inside the house) so I was able to preserve it for testing, and it was negative, but I was very upset over the potential six month quarantine thing.

We can't brushie here ...

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