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   Man finds mummified bat in bowl of cereal, Adam West sought for questioning

13 Nov 2012 02:55 PM   |   4147 clicks   |   Metro
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Wow, I never get prizes in my cereal anymore.

13 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
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colinspooky    [TotalFark]  
Why would the mayor know anything about this?

13 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
RIP count chocula

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13 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Everyone knows Dracula sleeps in the cereal of his native land, duh.

13 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  

13 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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missiv     
Who complains about getting a free meal?

13 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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Orgasmatron138     
Reading Adam West's facebook posts are a joy of life.

13 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
*Hork*

13 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
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ladyfortuna     
"The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.

13 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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13 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
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Oznog     
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This is like the worst cereal box promo prize OF ALL TIME! 

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A MOCK bat?? We use no artificial ingredients of ANY KIND!!!

13 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
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Onkel Buck     
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A-a-a-p-p-proves. Sharon!

13 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
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Oznog     

ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.


Bats would be way more awesome if not for the whole "rabies" thing. And the other host of lesser diseases they carry.

13 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
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SultanofSchwing     
Free toy!!

13 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Oh, he's on it!

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13 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
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NYCNative     
You mean... Adam We... 

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13 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
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Benni K Rok     
It must have gotten mixed in from the holy hand grenade.

13 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
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whidbey     
I chuckled, subby, but honestly, Adam West is tweaked enough these days to do something like this...

13 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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offmymeds     

Sybarite: Wow, I never get prizes in my cereal anymore.


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13 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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Oznog     

ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.


How do you know it was a "mistake"? Presumably he flew in on purpose, for the food.

Or maybe he was very depressed, and wished to end it all via suffocation.

13 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
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MrCheeks     
Better than finding a mummified bat in his bowels..

13 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
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cgraves67     
Who complains about free jerky? Not me.

13 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
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Bennie Crabtree     
So was the bat mummified before it went in the box, or did the cereal mummify it?

13 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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Minktastic Mink!     
Did it stay crunchy in milk?

13 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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MaliFinn    [TotalFark]  
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13 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
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Oznog     

MrCheeks: Better than finding a mummified bat in his bowels..


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MMMmmmmm... this one's teriyaki style!

13 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
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Honkey Magoo     
nobody messes with Adam We

13 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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Zeb Hesselgresser     
Roommate freshman year, dining hall served him some spinach with a little rat in it, he settled for free tuition, an accounting degree I think.

c/s/b

13 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
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jfivealive     
The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

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Nuh uh! Cinnamon Toast Crunch! Blasphemers!

13 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
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Tenatra     
This reminds me of the dead bird in cereal box prank

13 Nov 2012 03:49 PM
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daemoncan     
They should be looking for this guy instead! 

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13 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
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ShobuZukuri     
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13 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
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"HAH! Take that, you krazy kraut! It's ON, muthafkkka!"

/it's your old pal, The Racism Bat

13 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
GREAT MOMENTS IN BAT HISTORY


OK then, here's what we have:

One, messenger bats in cereal boxes. No. Boxes too easy to mislay.

Yuck!

Right, what Robin said.

Two, Bats with balloon messages attached to them. No. Too conspicious a traget for the Joker.

Three, homing bats. No. No caves at city hall.

What does that leave us?

The old boy scout trick of a secret sign taped to a flash light.

Alfred, be a dear and call that place that rents Kleig lights down town will you?

13 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
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magtec     
I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast." The way it comes up is, my 5-year-old will be watching TV cartoon shows in the morning, and they'll show a commercial for a children's compressed breakfast compound such as "Froot Loops" or "Lucky Charms, " and they always show it sitting on a table next to a some actual food such as eggs, and the announcer always says: "Part of this complete breakfast." Don't they really mean, "Adjacent to this complete breakfast, " or "On the same table as this complete breakfast"? And couldn't they make essentially the same claim if, instead of Froot Loops, they put a can of shaving cream there, or a dead bat? -Dave Barry

13 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Bennie Crabtree: So was the bat mummified before it went in the box, or did the cereal mummify it?


That kind of cereal would mummify anything.

13 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
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"Oh, so you blamin' me, huh? I see how it is! First you wanna take my seat away, now you tryin' to say I put dead bats on kid's cereal? Look, I am not goin' away! The American people demand a recount! And however many recounts it takes until I am declared the legitimate winner!"

13 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
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"The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes."

Fail, author. Fail.

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FREE BAT IN EVERY BOX!

13 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
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Porous Horace     
Mummified bat
Mummified bat
A moose on your lawn
And deuce in your hat
Santa Claus is coming to town!

/everybody, sing!

13 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
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ladyfortuna     

Oznog: ladyfortuna: "The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death."

Yo, officials. Bats can also climb and crawl, that's why they have claw-things on the 'elbows' of the wings. They also like to crawl into weird places like my basement, since the only way they could have gotten in was through a hole in the foundation that was way too small to fly through.

Really? It FLEW into the cereal box? I'm sure.

Bats would be way more awesome if not for the whole "rabies" thing. And the other host of lesser diseases they carry.


Yes, the bats in the basement problem wouldn't have been a big deal, except one of the cats was slightly overdue for his rabies shot. So that was fun. Fortunately, he killed the bat that he knocked out of the air (inside the house) so I was able to preserve it for testing, and it was negative, but I was very upset over the potential six month quarantine thing.

13 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
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Alleyoop     
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13 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
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Larva Lump     
We can't brushie here ...

14 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
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Larva Lump     
Some settling may occur during shipping launch lunch breakfast.

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14 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
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