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   Scientists found 2,300 different species living in A) Amazon rainforest B) Coral reefs C) Your belly button

13 Nov 2012 03:38 PM   |   5566 clicks   |   Wired UK
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abhorrent1     
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13 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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thewulf     
Why is the answer ALWAYS C?

/you guys aren't trying anymore

13 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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PullmyHair     
So that explains the stench...

13 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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JackieRabbit     
How many of them are spooge-feeders?

13 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
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TheManWho     
Linked farked for me, but I'd like to say I feel violated having these scientists examining my belly button.

13 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
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me_the_farker     
And suddenly I feel the need to shower....

13 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
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TheGogmagog     
Last month I found out about the face spiders that have no butt hole. They come out at night to have sex on your face and then back into the pores of the hair follicle. Then when they die, their un-excreted stomach acid and fecal matter bursts inside your hair follicles.

So, think of that next time you see an eyelash in your food.

13 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
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EdNortonsTwin     
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Even these chimps know how to use tools. Take a shower ya hippies, and learn to use a gotdamm Q-tip.

13 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
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Big Man On Campus     
Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?

13 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
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tasteme     
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Does what look bad? Oh, that? No! What, no, it looks fine, you can't even notice it!

13 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
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JackieRabbit     

me_the_farker: And suddenly I feel the need to shower....


That's fine, but remember if you soap up your finger and clean your bellybutton for more than a minute, you are masturbating.

13 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
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BronyMedic     
Huzzah for skin microbiota!

13 Nov 2012 03:55 PM
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snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
2301 because my finger.

13 Nov 2012 03:56 PM
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sparkeyjames     

Big Man On Campus: Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?


Got news for you Mr. Germophobe it's not going to help much. 2 hours later the stronger ones will
have bred a few thousand times. Won't you look silly constantly twirling an an alcohol soaked Q-tip
in your navel.

13 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
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bighairyguy    [TotalFark]  
See, there were over 2300 reasons for contemplating my navel.

13 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
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sparkeyjames     

sparkeyjames: Big Man On Campus: Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?

Got news for you Mr. Germophobe it's not going to help much. 2 hours later the stronger ones will
have bred a few thousand times. Won't you look silly constantly twirling an an alcohol soaked Q-tip
in your navel.


OOPS quoted wrong comment. Sorry. Big Man.

Oh and Rule 34 is always in effect.

13 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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13 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
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SultanofSchwing     
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sometimes car keys too.

13 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
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Pinner     
Whose belly button is the tiny atom Earth in?

13 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
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vudukungfu     
Q-Tip + Axe + Elbow grease after shower = no funk in your naval.
And make sure who ever you got backin up to ya in bed is keeping the funky groove clean, too.

13 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
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StokeyBob     
And every native one of them is sorry Vitoria's Secret dropped the Indian costume.

13 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
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rufus-t-firefly     
D) Your mom

13 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
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LuRkeR25     

SultanofSchwing: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x317]

sometimes car keys too.


Came for this...

/leaving satisfied

13 Nov 2012 04:19 PM
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BitwiseShift     
This is why never eat food or drink from anyone's bellybutton, including your own. This means you Ron Jeremy.

13 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
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MagSeven     
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13 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
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olomana     

rufus-t-firefly: D) Your mom


There it is. Good work sir.

13 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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fblonk     

rufus-t-firefly: D) Your mom


You got this right Rufus, subby missed the boat on this one.

13 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
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kroonermanblack     
Well, I knew I needed to lose weight, but you didn't have to embarras me. Thanks.

13 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
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Shazam999     
I had forgotten to clean out my belly button for the past few months. I suddenly remembered when I was showering at the gym, so I cleaned it out. Took me about five minutes. Unfortunately some of the grime had cemented itself to my skin and I ended up scabbing it. I had to put some polysporin on it for a few days before it healed. Itched like a biatch.

13 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
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Clockwork Kumquat     
I'm just gonna go with A here, and decline reading the article, this time. My instinct tells me I will end up happier doing this.

13 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
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huntercr     
I don't know... seems like these scientists are just navel gazing.

/Also wonder how many of the first "batch" of 66 navels ( From TFA) were attached to hot women

13 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
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Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness     

huntercr: I don't know... seems like these scientists are just navel gazing.

/Also wonder how many of the first "batch" of 66 navels ( From TFA) were attached to hot women


I prefer the terminology "swarm of navels".

13 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
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NotARocketScientist     
It's funny how many people think a shower gets rid of all bacteria on your body. It will reduce the population in many places temporarily, but not all, and it will rebound within hours.

/Bacteria - your swimming in it all the time

13 Nov 2012 08:58 PM
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Nuclear Monk     
And those are just the refugees...

13 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
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Merry Sunshine     
Worst. Thread. Ever.

13 Nov 2012 11:14 PM
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ThatGuyOverThere     

NotARocketScientist: It's funny how many people think a shower gets rid of all bacteria on your body. It will reduce the population in many places temporarily, but not all, and it will rebound within hours.

/Bacteria - your swimming in it all the time



Ya' know, for a smart lady your not all that smart. You're gramer could use a touch-up.

/i has a swimming?

13 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
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pseudoscience     
The numbers in the amazon rainforest and coral reefs would be orders of magnitude higher.

14 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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