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   So the Dole/Kemp '96 website is still up and running

13 Nov 2012 02:32 PM   |   22991 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Dan the Schman     
"Following Bob Dole's mention of his campaign Web site address in his closing remarks last night in Hartford, the site has been deluged by a flood of first-time visitors. In a single four-hour period today, the Dole-Kemp '96 Web site received more than 762,000 "hits" -- the Web standard for measuring traffic on a site. The total hits on the site for today alone is expected to pass the 2 million mark."

13 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
that's awesome.

13 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
BunkoSquad    [TotalFark]  
"When users first visit the site, they are given the option of setting up a custom Dole Web page. Each custom page contains a personal tool bar that welcomes the user by name, alerts them to an electronic "In Box" containing any new press releases or other campaign materials posted since their last visit, directs them to briefing papers on issues in which they expressed interest, and offers a home-state icon for local information about the Clinton record and the Dole agenda in that state."

13 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
Wellon Dowd     
17 clicks and we brought it down.

13 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
nekom    [TotalFark]  

Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.


eh, Bob Dole doesn't like this.

13 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
JerseyTim    [TotalFark]  
More opportunities. Smaller government. Stronger and safer families

Yeah, I'd like to see them try to get my dad to do a squat lift.

13 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
Wellon Dowd     

nekom: Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.

eh, Bob Dole doesn't like this.


Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.

13 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
i48.tinypic.comView Full Size


this is their windows wallpaper. actual size!

13 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
nekom    [TotalFark]  

Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.


A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch

13 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
zedster    [TotalFark]  
So it's actually this organization that is preserving presidential websites http://www.4president.org/

kind of cool

13 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
tin_man     
That's a nightmare of depravity.

13 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
loveblondieo    [TotalFark]  
Bob Dole Has a Distinguished Record of Leadership in Civil Rights
As President, Bob Dole will continue his strong commitment to protecting the civil rights of all Americans. During his career, he:

Supported the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Voted for the Age Discrimination in Employment Act (ADEA) of 1967. The act protects older employees and job applicants from age discrimination in employment. In 1990, Senator Dole supported the expansion and clarification of the ADEA to protect older workers from the loss of their employee benefit plans due to age discrimination.
Played an instrumental role in extending the Voting Rights Act in 1982.
Led the battle to pass the Americans with Disabilities Act, which is the first comprehensive federal law which protects individuals with disabilities from discrimination in employment, public services, transportation and telecommunications.

Introduced the Equal Opportunity Act, which prohibits the use of racial and gender preferences in federal contracting, federal employment, and programs wholly administered by the federal government.

Bob Dole believes that we have made great strides to end discrimination in this country, but that we still have much work to do.


Damn, he would not stand a chance in today's Republican party. Dole/Kemp was the last reasonable Republican presidential ticket.

13 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
nekom    [TotalFark]  

loveblondieo: Damn, he would not stand a chance in today's Republican party. Dole/Kemp was the last reasonable Republican presidential ticket.


I don't know, 2000 McCain would have done a damn sight better than Bush. Not a big fan of 2008 McCain though.

13 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
loveblondieo    [TotalFark]  

nekom: I don't know, 2000 McCain would have done a damn sight better than Bush. Not a big fan of 2008 McCain though.


That's true. I guess my memory of 2000 McCain was overshadowed by 2008 McCain.

13 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
2wolves     

nekom: Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.

A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch


8 n 1

13 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
HulkHands    [TotalFark]  
Mmm, in-line styling

13 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Needs more sparkly background gifs and embedded midi files

13 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
UberDave    [TotalFark]  
Needs more flashy siren gifs and a grabby mailbox for e-mail.

13 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
Kyro    [TotalFark]  
Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category. 

13 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
The Onion is prophetic     
Needs more bordered tables and a moveable frame on the left side.

(Maybe it has these, site's farked for me, won't load)

13 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.

13 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Gig103    [TotalFark]  
It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.

13 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  

Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.


This

13 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
fiver5     
It works great with my gopher client.

13 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
BunkoSquad    [TotalFark]  
Apologies to anyone getting in trouble...I'm surprised by that classification. There's very little porn there, for a Republican project.

/submitter

13 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
spif     
The term "hit" being used for drug use and website interaction... Coincidence?

13 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     
i48.tinypic.comView Full Size

13 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
Dimensio     
Be sure to learn "The Story of American Heros".

/I thought that Heros was Greek.

13 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     

Kyro: Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category.


Probably because DoleKemp96 is an anagram for Do Me Kelp 69. Lots of algae fetishists out there.

13 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
MrEricSir     
Well sure, I've been ordering my pineapples from that site for years.

13 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
Spartacus Outlaw     
He should have gone with the slogan "Dole for top banana".

13 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
SkylineRecords     
jezzbean.files.wordpress.comView Full Size


Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
DarnoKonrad     
This website really needs a midi playing in the background.

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
dallylamma     

BKITU: Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.

This


So what's worse, having them think you tried to look at porn or having them know you tried to look at the Dole/Kemp `96 site?

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
2CountyFairs     

loveblondieo: nekom: I don't know, 2000 McCain would have done a damn sight better than Bush. Not a big fan of 2008 McCain though.

That's true. I guess my memory of 2000 McCain was overshadowed by 2008 McCain.


My memory of 2008 McCain is overshadowed by 2008 Palin.

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
Not enough dancing babies.

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
John_David_Stutts     
Keep your grubby browser off Bob Dole's website.

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
Pilikia     

zedster: So it's actually this organization that is preserving presidential websites http://www.4president.org/

kind of cool


I was wondering about that, because some of html used wasn't available in '96.

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  

SkylineRecords: [jezzbean.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.


Where is this abandoned theme park? I am always interested in them.

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
This text is now purple     

nekom: A USRobotics sportster no doubt.


More likely a Courier V.Everything

13 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
WizardofToast     
Is it friends with the Space Jam website?

13 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     

FlashHarry: [i48.tinypic.com image 128x128]

this is their windows wallpaper. actual size!


When I get home I'm going to tile the hell out of my desktop.

13 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  
Kinda neat, but I still prefer the Space Jam website.

13 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
GungFu     

13 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
Dr. Whoof     

nekom: Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.

A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch


AT&FE1Q0V1X4&C1&D2

/my lawn, get off it!

13 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
squirrelinator     

kdawg7736: SkylineRecords: [jezzbean.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.

Where is this abandoned theme park? I am always interested in them.


Pripyat

13 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
This is hilariously awesome! XD

13 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
Mikey1969     

Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.


I was wondering about that. Where is this thing residing that it's still alive, but obviously on 15 year old equipment(As in didn't just get migrated at some point accidentally)?

13 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
mjg     

oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his GoDaddy web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.


/ftfy

13 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
WelldeadLink     

kdawg7736: Where is this abandoned theme park? I am always interested in them.


Why does everyone always think that the Rusty Dusty Theme Park is abandoned?

13 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
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