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FirstNationalBastard: Give Texas back to Mexico, wait a couple weeks, watch as they beg to return.Problem solved.
Raging Whore Moans: Done in one.
jayhawk88: What about "Fine but only if you take Oklahoma with you"? That'll sour the deal real fast.
LabGrrl: I think a proportional response is called for. Time to move a military base up north. We're just trying to make them happy.
wildcardjack: "All you have to do is pay off your share of the national debt and we'll let you go"
Valiente: Dismember the Alamo.
AFKobel: Please let them go.
super_grass: You say that like the White House will actually respond to the petition with something meaningful.Remember the petition asking for marijuana legalization?
garandman1a: Obama hates Texas as much, if not more, then Texas hates Obama.
doubled99: Why do so many of you have a problem with this? Let em do it.
Perducci: FirstNationalBastard: Give Texas back to Mexico, wait a couple weeks, watch as they beg to return.Problem solved.Or let them try to survive independently. Maybe they can join with Quebec and become some sort of new superpower.
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