Looks suspiciously like that shiat they call a hamburger at Five Guys.

7 / 10

Elzar: Looks suspiciously like that shiat they call a hamburger at Five Guys.

You shut your whore mouth.

Eddy Gurge: Elzar: Looks suspiciously like that shiat they call a hamburger at Five Guys.

You shut your whore mouth.

Five Guys burgers really aren't all that special. Hardees burgers are just as good. The fries are why you go to Five Guys.

I only got 5/10. Heart disease postponed. For now.

5/10

really expected to do better...

10/10

the ones with grill marks are from burger king. duh.

4/10. Wow, they all looked bad and at the end I was just guessing, mostly wrong.

9/10 Kill me now

5/10. Yay me! Surprised myself, expected higher score.

The burger's picture is cropped worse than a fat chick.

yeah the grill marks give them away

8/10, the fact McDonald's doesn't have tomato on anything made it fairly easy

7/10 but it should have been 8/10 if they hadn't switched up the order on the last question or I'd have bothered to actually read

Further proof that the delicious picture in the commercial is WAAAAY out of line with what actually comes in the bag from the fast food joint.

Smashed bun. Wilted veggies (if they have any veggies to begin with). Too much ketchup, mustard, mayo. Dried out meat (or meat by product).

Don't have fast food burgers very often. Completed the 45 mile Tour de Gruene bike ride the other day. Craving a burger we stopped on the way home at Jack in the Crack. It was the most disappointing extra calories I've earned and ingested in a long time

Trick Poll. None of them burgers is tasty.

10/10...Jesus Christ.

4/10. Those looked awful.

Noobian Noob: 10/10

the ones with grill marks are from burger king. duh.

Don't forget the dice of the onions on some.

5/10. I'm ok with that.

Now I'm just sick to my stomach after looking at that.

/Daddy I do not want a boat like this!

The McDonald's burgers are easy to spot by their not-found-in-nature colored cheese.

vernonFL: 7 / 10

me too.

meet you at the gym in 26 mins?

6/10. Wooohooooo!!!!! 

8/10 - Gross me out the door.

I got 3/10. Seriously. A cat playing on the keyboard should have got 5/10.

4/10 and I haven't eaten at either of those places since 1996.

I got 5/10, but I should have gotten 6/10 because they switched the order of the answers on the last question and I didn't notice.

5/10 but only cuz those bastards flipped the order the answers were in for the last one and I derped. So I guess 6/10...also brb lunch.

You can actually tell by the lettuce in most of them... McDonald's uses shredded lettuce, and Burger King does not.

thegrapist138: 7/10 but it should have been 8/10 if they hadn't switched up the order on the last question or I'd have bothered to actually read

That one got me too. Dicks. I'd be 9/10 otherwise.

Not that I know BK, but because I know McD. Knowing either is obviously enough.

7/10

Five Guys burgers are awesome.

I got 4/10 

I am now hungry, dammit.

8/10... BK uses whole onion more often and McDs uses those minced/dice up ones usually.

Got confused by a McD burger with whole onion and that BK burger with nacho sauce or whatever.

//order the extruded, processed chickenesque product instead..

Glass Parking Lot Attendant: 5/10. Yay me! Surprised myself, expected higher score.

this, I thought sesame seed buns and big slices of onion would be the tell-tale signs but I must be slipping. I clearly need to study up.

ryant123: 10/10...Jesus Christ.

I would expect 100% from the Lord Jesus Christ.

1/10, only got the Big Mac.

was easy for the ones you could see the "meat". Burgerking has the char marks on it and McDonalds looks boiled since it has those potmarks leftover from whatever crap came out of it when it was cooked.

Huh. Last I remember, McD's chopped all their onions into tiny little pieces. I guess they have some burgers with normal looking onions, now. 5/10 (lost a bunch of weight in the past two years, so my knowledge is out of date.)

9/10 Missed the McD's Chipotle Burger....that just sounds disgusting.

2/10

I don't know how I feel about that.

2/10

Not displeased

4/10

/but I got the Double Whopper right both times so I got that going for me

3/10.

Pretty much guessed outside of the whopper.

7/10. I guessed on every single one, though.

GAT_00: The fries are why you go to Five Guys

if you like limp greasy fries, sure, then Five Guys is the place to go.

/This is not a "franchisee problem." Original-location five guys fries suck too.
//they have malt vinegar there, so they don't get 0 points.

7/10 and I don't eat fast food. but I do know that BK uses mayo and McD's does not.


//BTW, those look disgusting

Would I sound fat if I say I got 10/10?

8/10, the wrappers were what gave it away for me.

8/10 using random choice method.

/ They ALL looked like crap on a bun to me.