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   Gen. Allen helped out Jill Kelley's twin in a nasty custody battle, leaving subby totally confused as to which general slept with Elmo

13 Nov 2012 02:32 PM   |   5189 clicks   |   NYPost
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xenophon10k     
Subby wins all the internets.

13 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

13 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
nekom    [TotalFark]  
I lol'd. +1

13 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?

13 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
dethmagnetic     
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13 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
coco ebert     

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.

13 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

coco ebert: Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.


If you can get Bravo On Demand, you can catch up on all the episodes of "The Real Housewives of CENTCOM."

13 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
GAT_00     
This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?

13 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
Blues_X    [TotalFark]  
So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

13 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?



I heard that Malia Obama once sent a note to a classmate named Ben Gazi. 

13 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
AbbeySomeone     
The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

13 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
cannotsuggestaname    [TotalFark]  

Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?


Snatchgate

13 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  

I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?


The shirtless FBI agent.

/not Scully

13 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.

13 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
Blues_X    [TotalFark]  

Diogenes: I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.


Oh God, yes.

13 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  

cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate


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13 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
wombatsrus     
A classic "Much ado about nothing' scenario... the much ado is certainly titillating, but is nothing - and perhaps a waste of time - compared to the bigger issues we face.

13 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
monoski     
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She should have just put on some diapers and gone over to kill the biatch

13 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
fireclown     

Blues_X: Diogenes: I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.

Oh God, yes.



I hope they give it a few more days. I have the feeling that it's going to get even nuttier. Seriously: a TWIN? Who saw THAT coming?

13 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
Matrix Flavored Wasabi     

cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate


Pic related

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13 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
jigger     
Peachesgate

because Petraeus's nickname is "Peaches" Petraeus.

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
Trocadero     
I believe this is a vast conspiracy by the shadowy guild of late-night comedy writers, just like Monica Lewinski, Tiger Woods, and Anthony Weiner.

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
Biness     

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


i also feel bad for Mr. Broadwell

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
HotWingConspiracy     

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


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She's had a rough week.

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
"The Guiding Light" never had stories as wacky as this one is turned into.

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
Biness     
BONERGATE '12

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
lifeboat    [TotalFark]  
Last week, former Army General and now former CIA director David Petraeus resigned when he admitted to cheating on his wife with his biographer - the hot one who sells guns, not the ghost-writer who says he had no clue it was going on. The adultery, announced right after the elections but before the Benghazi hearings, became known when his mistress threatened another possible mistress - a Florida housewife with the hots for 4-star flag officers. For some reason, the FBI knew all this yet they might not have told anyone. Or, they told everyone. Or, they told everyone but the President. But it's possible they didn't have the right to tell anyone. Now an FBI investigator and the Marine Corps General who relieved Petraeus in Afghanistan were allegedly stalking and/or sleeping with the alleged possible second mistress and now they're under investigation by the CIA, FBI, NSA, and several Florida Homeowners Associations. Can Navy and Air Force flag officers be far behind? And where is the Coast Guard in all of this? Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Soap!

13 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
KatjaMouse     
I just can't keep up with this story. I need someone to fashion it into a manageable 10 minutes long Soap Opera so I can just watch it on youtube and catch up with the rest of you.

13 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
has turned into!

13 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
Biness     
Bill Clinton should probably thank Hillary for not going all coo coo bananas on monica

13 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  

fireclown: I hope they give it a few more days. I have the feeling that it's going to get even nuttier. Seriously: a TWIN? Who saw THAT coming?


Every day gives a new layer of goodness; I agree they should be patient.

I just read in a similar article that the original emails to Kelly that sparked the FBI investigation weren't even particularly threatening nor catty. Also that Petraeus and Broadwell shared a Gmail account and would draft emails w/o sending them to hide the paper trail. They'd both use the same account and just read the drafts.

That's some real cloak and dagger sh*t, sure.

13 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
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13 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
Biness     
as far as Holly Petrarus is concerned, My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Holly pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


/Thank you, Simone.

13 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
cloud_van_dame     
This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

13 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
wambu     

Cybernetic: cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate

[weeklystandard.com image 640x409]


Don'tstickyourdickincrazygate.

13 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
ArgusRun     

coco ebert: Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.


Personally, I want to see the Glenn Beck chalkboard version.

Petraeus + Allen = Peter Allen => Gay and Australian


Foreign gay powers threaten to bring Down US military all thanks to Obama's repeal of DADT.

13 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
ArgusRun     

Rapmaster2000: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 570x335]


Damn you.

13 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
MFAWG     

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?


It has that look, yes

13 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
wambu     
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13 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
ThisIsntMe     

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?


Yurp.

13 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
Leeds     
Subby-

Elmo slept with General Disarray.

13 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
EyeballKid     

jigger: Peachesgate

because Petraeus's nickname is "Peaches" Petraeus.


Peaches is just a man.
Doing everything he can
Since his wife won't go downtown.

13 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
ShoeKing     
I don't know what i've been told...
No seriously, I don't follow at all...
Can we start again at the beginning?
something something canteen

13 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
GORDON     
This chick must have an amazing vagina... it has killed 2 careers, and counting.

It's still just one chick, yeah? I heard something about a crazy sister.

13 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
MFAWG     

cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.


Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.

13 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
rtaylor92     
Came for Jilly Kelly pic/reference, leaving.....well let's just say I'm leaving now

13 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
Biness     

GORDON: This chick must have an amazing vagina... it has killed 2 careers, and counting.

It's still just one chick, yeah? I heard something about a crazy sister.


so far only his. the other chick was apparently banging general allen.

13 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
Biness     

MFAWG: cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.


i guess you could say its...generally confusing

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

13 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
coffeetime     
An evil twin? I keep getting images of a writer at "The Onion" with a full basket of discarded copy muttering, "I can't keep up!"

13 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
SpdrJay     
I'm still waiting on some explanation of how Petreus got married to Newt Gingrich without anyone noticing and why he cheated on him with a woman???

13 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
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