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In 2006 we had a story about a woman driver whose severed hand was found still holding her cell phone. (1919887, 1891076)
ZAZ: In 2006 we had a story about a woman driver whose severed hand was found still holding her cell phone. (1919887, 1891076)
Sounds like a great image for those "don't text and drive" billboards.
Excellent headline, subby!
"misuse of a mobile phone while driving"
No, I think it's more like misuse of a motor vehicle while driving. The cell phone was working as intended - right through the barrel roll apparently too! Who actually names these charges anyways?
| EVERYBODY PANIC
Bet she's hot.
I'm ON THE PHONE!!!!
| Billy Bathsalt
I had a teenage girl back her car out of a parking spot and hit my truck. As she got out she was saying, "I have to get off now, some guy just ran into me."
Footage recovered from her phone:
EVERYBODY PANIC: Bet she's hot.
Follow the link in story to her mugshot.
Billy Bathsalt: I had a teenage girl back her car out of a parking spot and hit my truck. As she got out she was saying, "I have to get off now, some guy just ran into me."
please tell me you won...
I can't get behind that kind of, like,
Athens cops do not mess around.
A few years back while walking down the street with my wife there was a crash at an intersection ahead of us, an elderly woman T-Boned a 30-something soccer mom.
We ran up and tried to help, the older woman had a hurt arm and was definitely in shock, kept talking about how she wasn't sure how she was going to get to the restaurant that she was on her way to now that her car wouldn't start. The soccer mom was still in her van, seat belt buckled, on her phone, complaining to whomever was on the other end about how now her kids were going to be late to something that she was going to pick them up and take them to. Also a shock reaction as she refused to even talk to me about whether or not she was hurt.
In this case she may have been stoned, but continuing to talk on a phone or to another nearby person after a crash is a pretty understandable shock reaction. Your brain iterating down the list of things it has to interact with until it finds one it can handle.
/everyone seemed okay enough when the police told us to beat feet
Had a case up here where the woman, post-crash, yelled at the paramedics for trying to take her phone away. Said phone was covered with blood, but she didn't lose her grip or her connection!
I was on my way to work yesterday and was following a woman for about 10 miles that was weaving all over the road almost clipping several cars including a tractor trailer. I called the cops and followed her until they showed up and pulled her over. After they pulled her over I asked the cop if she was OK because I thought maybe she was having a Medical issue. He said nope she just was not very good a multitasking. He said he gave her what for and gave her a ticket.
This damn woman almost hit a Jersey wall three or four times and came very close to driving off the road a couple of other times. I don't know what the hell she was trying to multitask for those 10 miles but it was Farking Ridiculous.
She should lose her licence, and phone, and have to wear an ankle monitor that kills any cell phones within 15 feet of her.
Make that device, and I'll go around randomly putting them on people.
And then she said "I like the cut of your jib" and I go, I says, it's the only jib I got!
And so she says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere...you're all over the place! Yeah!
| Billy Bathsalt
ThatBillmanGuy: Billy Bathsalt: I had a teenage girl back her car out of a parking spot and hit my truck. As she got out she was saying, "I have to get off now, some guy just ran into me."
I did win. Lol: her witness (young male passenger) agreed with my version.
I can't believe they let these whores drive in the first place? Confine 'em to the kitchen and the bedroom (IF they're hot enough), where they belong.
Billy Bathsalt: ThatBillmanGuy: Billy Bathsalt: I had a teenage girl back her car out of a parking spot and hit my truck. As she got out she was saying, "I have to get off now, some guy just ran into me."
Sweet. I once drove Brinks trucks. And I was sitting outside a Panera Bread waiting for the messenger to come back to the truck with the money. This whole process from dripping off to picking up is less than 5 minutes. Anyway, about a minute and half into the stop, this lady comes out and gets into a brand new red Chevy suburban. She proceeds to back out but instead of backing out to the right where its clear, she backs out to the left where im sitting there parked. And sorry, company policy, I don't have to move for anyone because it could be a trap, etc... So she keeps backing up to the left and proceeds to bump into the armored truck, leaving a large dent in her fender. Anyway, the messenger comes out, puts the money up and talks to the lady. She tries to pin it on me because I didn't honk to let her know know she was about to hit me. So yeah, its my fault that all i did was sit there and let her dumb ass hit me because she refused to back out the other way that was completely clear for her to do so... Pfft. Anyway, we won that one.
And then he said, "Will you marry me?"
And then I said, "How can I marry you when we are already married?"
And he replied, "Good question...let's try this again."
And I replied, "Of course."
Subby, you make me think that this woman is the Mad-midnight-cellphone-talker-what-tal ks-at-midnight
It's not "Kyooot", it's not kewil, it's not faboo, you don't look like, "totally like caught up in the whirlwind of my TeeVee show type life".
You look like spoiled, clueless 7 year old girls with tits. Hang up the phone. Seriously. If something important happens, you'll know.
JasonOfOrillia: Subby, you make me think that this woman is the Mad-midnight-cellphone-talker-what-tal ks-at-midnight
Excuse me...excuse me...and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not !
This could happen to you, baby...this could happen to anybody!
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