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   Attempts to contact Moses through email and her lawyer were not successful Monday

13 Nov 2012 01:42 PM   |   3926 clicks   |   Winnipeg Free Press
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
Everyone knows you can't use e-mail to contact Moses

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13 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Should have tried his tablet

13 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tried his tablet


Quick on the draw, you are.

13 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Attempts to contact Moses


Sweet Fancy Moses or the regular kind?

13 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
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angry_scientist     
The closest you can get to Moses is firing an M2 with your offhand while firing a 1911 in the other

13 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
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WTFDYW    [TotalFark]  
Contact her through a burning bush. Does she have a burning bush?

13 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
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CygnusDarius     

scottydoesntknow: Everyone knows you can't use e-mail to contact Moses

[www.darkmediaonline.com image 425x318]


So, herpes?.

13 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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nytmare     
He's too busy partying at the Red Sea.

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13 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
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13 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
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Dr Dreidel    [TotalFark]  

nytmare: He's too busy partying at the Red Sea.

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You can always send a sea-mail...

// get it? SEA-mail
// SEA, like C, which rhymes with E
// which stands for Eool?

13 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
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Loaded Six String     
So the happy ending for the teacher was due to:

A) It's Canada
B) The teacher is female
C) The student was 18 during the alleged encounter
D) The investigation uncovered no evidence to support the allegation
E) A combination of the previous answers

13 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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radarlove     
Hate to be a buzzkill, but false allegations of sexual misconduct against a well-respected teacher that have resulted in health problems and a permanently blemished record is hardly what I'd call "Amusing."

Yeah yeah, I know, "lighten up Francis" and "lul but her name is Moses lololol," but the fact of the matter is that for most teachers, an allegation like this will destroy your life, even if proved untrue. I'm very glad to see that the school district is working with her on this.  Sadly, the district can't fix public opinion.

13 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
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Mega Steve     
www.globalwinnipeg.com

I don't know if I would have been desperate enough to hit that, even as a teen.

/okay, maybe I would have

13 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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kvinesknows     

radarlove: Hate to be a buzzkill, but false allegations of sexual misconduct against a well-respected teacher that have resulted in health problems and a permanently blemished record is hardly what I'd call "Amusing."

Yeah yeah, I know, "lighten up Francis" and "lul but her name is Moses lololol," but the fact of the matter is that for most teachers, an allegation like this will destroy your life, even if proved untrue. I'm very glad to see that the school district is working with her on this.  Sadly, the district can't fix public opinion.


shut up francis

13 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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minoridiot    [TotalFark]  

Mega Steve: [www.globalwinnipeg.com image 349x480]

I don't know if I would have been desperate enough to hit that, even as a teen.

/okay, maybe I would have


"Let my Twinkies go!"

13 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
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kvinesknows     

Mega Steve: [www.globalwinnipeg.com image 349x480]

I don't know if I would have been desperate enough to hit that, even as a teen.

/okay, maybe I would have


I dont know about the red sea.. but someone sure is parting that blonde sea on her... holy man. dye job city

/would totally hit.
//think I actually saw her at the bathhouse a couple weeks back

13 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

WTFDYW: Contact her through a burning bush. Does she have a burning bush?


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13 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
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cajunns    [TotalFark]  
So the school sent out messages to all the parents when she was arrested/charged...will they be as forthright to send out messages that the charges

were false and they are sorry for the first messages; or will they conveniently forget about their character assassination memo.

13 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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offmymeds     
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I want some of whatever he's smoking.

13 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

offmymeds: [upload.wikimedia.org image 550x439]

I want some of whatever he's smoking.


Burning bush

/duh

13 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
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probesport     
Nobody thought to check the Louisiana Bayou?

13 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
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IlGreven     
So, a Moses thread? Here's one:

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13 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
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Dr Dreidel    [TotalFark]  

probesport: Nobody thought to check the Louisiana Bayou?


You could sure get lost in one. I heard one tale of a sheriff who got lost while investigating alleged alligator poaching (the alleged perp being a mean-ol' sumbiatch with an arm and a half).

13 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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offmymeds     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: offmymeds: [upload.wikimedia.org image 550x439]

I want some of whatever he's smoking.

Burning bush

/duh


Entheogens

13 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
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aremmes     
Didn't Moses blast off to heaven on a motorbike? That'd account for being out of reach.

13 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
If you want to contact Moses by email you have to address your email to the Wailing Wall, aka "ha-kotel ha-ma'aravi," in Jerusalem. Volunteers will post it for you by printing it out and sticking it in a crack in the Wall. God will get back to you with the answer to your prayer. Just cc: Moses if you want to contact him personally.

Everybody knows that.

Well, I know that. Maybe it's one of those things you assume everybody knows because you know it.

13 Nov 2012 03:44 PM
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