The lawn guy and the maid had it out for the husband all along

Well, at least she's not crazy

How is this any different that Abraham - except that god did not intervene with an angel this time...

/ faith is awesome - wins elections, explains the origin of the universe, creates plants before light

The poor woman is certainly confused. To avoid this kind of misunderstanding, I wait until at least 3 of the voices tell me to kill.

...seen fleeing the scene.

Religion of peace.

Sharp meth pipes.

Diogenes: ...seen fleeing the scene.

/slinks away, having been beaten to the joke

This meshes so very well with the headline beneath it.

Jesus AND Mary? That's quite a chain.

Sorry, Diogenes. I see you got there firstest with the mostest..

Where was Joseph?

That's odd...
When I found out I was sent to save the world...
I didn't harm anybody...

St_Francis_P: The poor woman is certainly confused. To avoid this kind of misunderstanding, I wait until at least 3 of the voices tell me to kill.

The 3rd is only needed to break a tie.

According to a lot of women I know ALL men are the spawn of Satan!

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...seen fleeing the scene.

that's off the chain.

Elzar: creates plants before light

Didn't plants come after "let there be light" and the sun? I thought the order was right, at least.


/but I'm a clueless atheist

stuhayes2010: Joseph

Joseph unavailable for comment..

Delawheredad: According to a lot of women I know ALL men are the spawn of Satan!

Satan sure seems to have some smooth moves to have created so much spawn...

Remember people, religeon is a valuable moral guide. O_O

Diogenes: [a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 170x227]

...seen fleeing the scene.

Well, they are the voices in my head that I most often listen to.

C'mon. Tommyknockers? Some folks are slipping.

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BunkoSquad: Diogenes: ...seen fleeing the scene.
/slinks away, having been beaten to the joke

...Dammit!

//shakes tiny fist, etc.

i thought satans spawn was my nephews?

It's rare that a stabbing comes so highly recommended.

Family Values

This is Jesus and Mary

Good headline. Almost gold.

*clicks link*

Yep. Crazy eyes.

i had to check to make sure it wasn't my mom.

Someone needs new meds.

So are they going to evaluate her claims?

Diogenes: [a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 170x227]

...seen fleeing the scene.

Came here to say something similar.
Leaving satisfied.

gerbilpox: Elzar: creates plants before light

Didn't plants come after "let there be light" and the sun? I thought the order was right, at least.


/but I'm a clueless atheist

1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

farking goat-herders - how does science work?

One of these days someone is going to actually kill Satan and get no credit for it whatsoever. A shame really.

mrlewish: So are they going to evaluate her claims?

She certainly has an unfalsifiable claim. I think the court is going to be helpless at convicting her.

Oh, man. That's a rough 36.

Jumpin Jehoshaphat credited with helping him live. The Holy Frijole was never called upon, but moved fast.

wambu: stuhayes2010: Joseph

Joseph unavailable for comment..

So, the man who preached love and peace and tolerance and brotherhood told her to murder someone? And she listened? This is why Christians can be scary, since they'll do anything their deity tells them to.

/if Jesus told you to run off a cliff, would you do it?

wambu: stuhayes2010: Joseph

Joseph unavailable for comment..

The Father and Holy Spirit strangely uninvolved also. Where are the farking checks and balances here?

I'm guessing she's a Republican and he's a Democrat?

See, I have this cool new ring...