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13 Nov 2012 03:22 PM   |   2894 clicks   |   WSPA
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
In a ruling issued Tuesday, Judge Fred Morrison said North Carolina law prohibits citizens from using wild animals for pets or amusement.

Still perfectly OK to shoot them in the head though. This judge needs to be put in a box and lowered from the roof.

13 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
As God is my witness, I'll swear I thought possums could fly

13 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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Therion    [TotalFark]  
Gorram activist judges!

They can take our possums when they pry them from our cold dead fingers!

(people who think possums and raccoons are cute have never lived where there are possums and raccoons. especially possums. once past the cute baby stage, they are nasty filthy beasts.)

13 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Therion: Gorram activist judges!

They can take our possums when they pry them from our cold dead fingers!

(people who think possums and raccoons are cute have never lived where there are possums and raccoons. especially possums. once past the cute baby stage, they are nasty filthy beasts.)


I had a pet possum, once. Raised it from a baby, and it was a gentle, affectionate animal

/that drooled, slobbered, and smelled like sh*t
//little bastard ate a 1/4 oz of weed once
///talk about baked possum

13 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
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Biness     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: As God is my witness, I'll swear I thought possums could fly


beat me to it.

13 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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KatjaMouse     
Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?

13 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
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Hickory-smoked     
oi42.tinypic.com

13 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
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offmymeds     
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Deeply disappointed.

13 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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dryknife     
Looks like this one's been dropped already.

i.i.com.com

13 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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GBB     

KatjaMouse: Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?


Ya. Other countries don't play with their food.

13 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Wellon Dowd     
i.imgur.com

13 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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psychicdeath99    [TotalFark]  
Came here for WKRP reference, leaving satisfied.

13 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Russ1642     
Quando omni flunkus moritati

13 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
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theotherwhitemeat     
Hopefully Phish will drop a sweeeet Possum on New Years Eve!

13 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
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Shadow Blasko     

Walker: In a ruling issued Tuesday, Judge Fred Morrison said North Carolina law prohibits citizens from using wild animals for pets or amusement.

Still perfectly OK to shoot them in the head though. This judge needs to be put in a box and lowered from the roof.


But ambassador animals are still ok though right?

They better be.

13 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
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jj325    [TotalFark]  
Welcome to Obama's America 2.0

13 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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Ambitwistor     
I call the big one "Bitey".

4.bp.blogspot.com

13 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
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Mitt Romneys Tax Return     

Therion: Gorram activist judges!

They can take our possums when they pry them from our cold dead fingers!

(people who think possums and raccoons are cute have never lived where there are possums and raccoons. especially possums. once past the cute baby stage, they are nasty filthy beasts.)


I live in an area with lots of possums and raccoons. The raccoons are a pain in the ass, but I've never had an issue with possums. Have a soft spot for them, actually.

13 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
As long as the dwarf toss is still on, I'm OK with this.

13 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
"Cherokee Offer Bounty For Killing Coyotes"

Wonder how PETA feels about that?

13 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
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badgerb     

psychicdeath99: Came here for WKRP reference, leaving satisfied.


ditto

i.imgur.com

WKRP Turkey Drop in 30 Seconds

Still pop one off every once in awhile to Jan Smithers.
fap fap fap

13 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
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Optimal_Illusion     
1.bp.blogspot.com
Could have used him as a consultant.

13 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  

Shadow Blasko: Walker: In a ruling issued Tuesday, Judge Fred Morrison said North Carolina law prohibits citizens from using wild animals for pets or amusement.

Still perfectly OK to shoot them in the head though. This judge needs to be put in a box and lowered from the roof.

But ambassador animals are still ok though right?

They better be.


(Joe Pesci accent on) Did it amuse you?
Did you find it amusing? (Joe Pesci accent off)

If so, then no.

13 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
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old_toole     
I went in thinking this was going to be something that could be bet on, like bingo or something.

/I won $50 a couple of weekends ago on a chicken drop.

13 Nov 2012 03:55 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

KatjaMouse: Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?


Apparently this town is not too far from me and I hadn't heard of it until today.

People are farking weird.

13 Nov 2012 03:56 PM
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Contents Under Pressure     
Bear baiting, bullfights, cockfighting... people really suck.

Good on the judge. I will never understand why people think terrorizing animals is fun.

And, yeah, I eat meat. I also live in a neighborhood with possums and raccoons. The raccoons are a little unnerving, but the possums really mind their business. Bonus is that possums eat snails.

13 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
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WGJ     
That's the thing about possum innards, they's just as good the second day.

13 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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ITGreen     
In related news, the state of North Carolina's petition to secede has my signature on it.

/Colorado

13 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
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bmr68     
Poor Les.

13 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
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mistmonster    [TotalFark]  
And yet Donald Trump is *still* allowed to wear that one on his head...

13 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
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Betep     
Vote Granny for Possum Queen!

13 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
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Choestoe    [TotalFark]  
Great - this is just up the road (and across the state line) from me. I am NOT surprised this was an idea.

/Am kinda surprised the judge didn't allow it though.

13 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
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Vitamin Pb    [TotalFark]  

Optimal_Illusion: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 241x200]
Could have used him as a consultant.


That took way to long.

/Leaving satisfied

13 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

CapeFearCadaver: KatjaMouse: Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?

Apparently this town is not too far from me and I hadn't heard of it until today.

People are farking weird.


If you think that's wierd; you don't know about cow pie bingo.

13 Nov 2012 07:28 PM
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the_immoral_minority     
Can't lower a live one and let it go, so just drop a big box of 100 dead ones, that's OK ?

14 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
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halork     
Replace possum with human volunteer in PETA t-shirt. Re-advertise as PETA Drop.

14 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
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Austinoftx     
CLICK IMAGE FOR FULL SIZE

Hideous sucklings in sleeping momma's pouch:
www.fondoo.net
Adorable babies, basically little bitey-mouths with feet
They all look like scowling playground bullies, lol:
www.fondoo.net
Adorable juvenile (old enough to live on his own):
www.fondoo.net
Unbelievably docile wild adult:
www.fondoo.net
Sleeping adult (different from above)
www.fondoo.net

15 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
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