In a ruling issued Tuesday, Judge Fred Morrison said North Carolina law prohibits citizens from using wild animals for pets or amusement.

Still perfectly OK to shoot them in the head though. This judge needs to be put in a box and lowered from the roof.

As God is my witness, I'll swear I thought possums could fly

Gorram activist judges!

They can take our possums when they pry them from our cold dead fingers!

(people who think possums and raccoons are cute have never lived where there are possums and raccoons. especially possums. once past the cute baby stage, they are nasty filthy beasts.)

Therion: Gorram activist judges!

They can take our possums when they pry them from our cold dead fingers!

(people who think possums and raccoons are cute have never lived where there are possums and raccoons. especially possums. once past the cute baby stage, they are nasty filthy beasts.)

I had a pet possum, once. Raised it from a baby, and it was a gentle, affectionate animal

/that drooled, slobbered, and smelled like sh*t
//little bastard ate a 1/4 oz of weed once
///talk about baked possum

MaudlinMutantMollusk: As God is my witness, I'll swear I thought possums could fly

beat me to it.

Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?

Deeply disappointed.

Looks like this one's been dropped already.

KatjaMouse: Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?

Ya. Other countries don't play with their food.

Came here for WKRP reference, leaving satisfied.

Quando omni flunkus moritati

Hopefully Phish will drop a sweeeet Possum on New Years Eve!

Walker: In a ruling issued Tuesday, Judge Fred Morrison said North Carolina law prohibits citizens from using wild animals for pets or amusement.

Still perfectly OK to shoot them in the head though. This judge needs to be put in a box and lowered from the roof.

But ambassador animals are still ok though right?

They better be.

Welcome to Obama's America 2.0

I call the big one "Bitey".

Therion: Gorram activist judges!

They can take our possums when they pry them from our cold dead fingers!

(people who think possums and raccoons are cute have never lived where there are possums and raccoons. especially possums. once past the cute baby stage, they are nasty filthy beasts.)

I live in an area with lots of possums and raccoons. The raccoons are a pain in the ass, but I've never had an issue with possums. Have a soft spot for them, actually.

As long as the dwarf toss is still on, I'm OK with this.

"Cherokee Offer Bounty For Killing Coyotes"

Wonder how PETA feels about that?

psychicdeath99: Came here for WKRP reference, leaving satisfied.

ditto



WKRP Turkey Drop in 30 Seconds

Still pop one off every once in awhile to Jan Smithers.
fap fap fap

Could have used him as a consultant.

Shadow Blasko: Walker: In a ruling issued Tuesday, Judge Fred Morrison said North Carolina law prohibits citizens from using wild animals for pets or amusement.

Still perfectly OK to shoot them in the head though. This judge needs to be put in a box and lowered from the roof.

But ambassador animals are still ok though right?

They better be.

(Joe Pesci accent on) Did it amuse you?
Did you find it amusing? (Joe Pesci accent off)

If so, then no.

I went in thinking this was going to be something that could be bet on, like bingo or something.

/I won $50 a couple of weekends ago on a chicken drop.

KatjaMouse: Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?

Apparently this town is not too far from me and I hadn't heard of it until today.

People are farking weird.

Bear baiting, bullfights, cockfighting... people really suck.

Good on the judge. I will never understand why people think terrorizing animals is fun.

And, yeah, I eat meat. I also live in a neighborhood with possums and raccoons. The raccoons are a little unnerving, but the possums really mind their business. Bonus is that possums eat snails.

That's the thing about possum innards, they's just as good the second day.

In related news, the state of North Carolina's petition to secede has my signature on it.

/Colorado

Poor Les.

And yet Donald Trump is *still* allowed to wear that one on his head...

Vote Granny for Possum Queen!

Great - this is just up the road (and across the state line) from me. I am NOT surprised this was an idea.

/Am kinda surprised the judge didn't allow it though.

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Could have used him as a consultant.

That took way to long.

/Leaving satisfied

CapeFearCadaver: KatjaMouse: Let me get this straight... I live in a country where this is a thing?

Apparently this town is not too far from me and I hadn't heard of it until today.

People are farking weird.

If you think that's wierd; you don't know about cow pie bingo.

Can't lower a live one and let it go, so just drop a big box of 100 dead ones, that's OK ?

Replace possum with human volunteer in PETA t-shirt. Re-advertise as PETA Drop.

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Hideous sucklings in sleeping momma's pouch:

Adorable babies, basically little bitey-mouths with feet
They all look like scowling playground bullies, lol:

Adorable juvenile (old enough to live on his own):

Unbelievably docile wild adult:

Sleeping adult (different from above)