Not with a ten foot pole, Subby.

Nope not touching that headline, no siree bub!

In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

The "Hollywood Palms" cinema?!

Tell me not serious.

Meh; the movie isn't that good anyway.

quatchi: Not with a ten foot pole, Subby.

Nope not touching that headline, no siree bub!

I wouldn't even touch her with my two foot pole.

It's not clear how easily the damages can be collected from the actress

I can think of some ways...

And it's ironic because you wouldn't expect Jenna Jameson to stiff movie theater goers?

zodar99: And it's ironic because you wouldn't expect Jenna Jameson to stiff movie theater goers?

Have you seen her lately?

Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".

By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

Is the headline a penis joke?

/penis

MelGoesOnTour: The "Hollywood Palms" cinema?!

Tell me not serious.

Better than "The Hairless Palms"

libranoelrose: Is the headline a penis joke?

/penis

Either that or a cadaver joke.

/cadaver

Her no-show left a big hole in the festivities.

What a Fluff piece.

MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.

Meh, Stormy Daniels was better..

Sued after not getting stiffed by her.
Waited and waited to touch her with his ... sized pole.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.

GIS for Fischer-Price:

Link

Jenna Jameson is still with us?

what's wrong with you people? i can still fap to Ms. Jameson, in spite of her age and cosmetic difficulties. you're all just a bunch of haters!

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".

good news, you can watch it for free on crackle.com.

I bet you Fred Willard threw a hissy fit.

My Yali or Yours: I bet you Fred Willard threw a hissy fit.

"Wha' hppened?!"

Faces of Porn









 

/would still hit it all week and twice on Sunday

how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more

doubt any ticket buyer will be seeing refund coin. much like when government goes after some corporation that allegedly screwed the people, it seems the people getting screwed never get compensation.

Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?


Before it turns into:



you mean?

Banned on the Run: Faces of Porn

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/would still hit it all week and twice on Sunday

What's that "thing" at the bottom??

JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more



/ this is now a catmantuesday thread

Hey, Hollywood Palms! I've been there a few times, to see Raiders of the Lost Ark with Karen Allen being the guest, and Back to the Future with Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Claudia Wells, and James Tolkan. One of the theaters has a bunch of the set pieces from Legends of the Hidden Temple, including Olmec.

Omahawg: what's wrong with you people? i can still fap to Ms. Jameson, in spite of her age and cosmetic difficulties. you're all just a bunch of haters!

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Why the picture of Jacko?

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.

GIS for Fischer-Price:

Link

Were Disney characters descended from lamprey eels? Those things are scary, doubly so in the contest of this thread.

The real news is that porn theaters are still in existence.

That'll teach her not to snub a wholesome family friendly podunk backwater like Naperville so she can hang out with gossipmonger scum.

Go girl! Haters gonna hate!

LOTN: JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more

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/ this is now a catmantuesday thread

wtf is that abomination

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".

Why should you? Porn is free on the interwebz. But you knew that.

sued after seeing video of her attending a birthday party in Hollywood for celebrity blogger Perez Hilton on one of those nights.

I'd sue too. Paris Hilton I might pay $1.99 for, but Perez? Oh hell naw.

Methinks subby has it backwards. Jenna is the stiffee, not the stiffer.

/gaddam that reads awful no matter how i try to word it.

Good. I went to Erotica L.A. in like 2007 and she was suppose to show up. She didn't. Waited 2 hours in line too.

I watched this a few years back. Rather than being a porno, it's more of a hack exploitation thing. Random gratuitous nakey boobs, low rent blood'n'guts effects, etc.

And Jenna's acting is as stiff as her concrete boobs.

She's looking a bit rough in that picture. Maybe time to recycle.

LOTN:

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread

You know, I never see "cat" when I see these people. What is cat-like about this? It's terrifying! The teeth, what ARE those things in the front?

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".

I saw it for free on On Demand. Never quite got the concept where strippers would want to literally eat their customers. Seemed like a bad business decision.

that's pretty shiatty of her to let down the fans who support her. she should go suck a bag of dicks.

ltdanman44: wtf is that abomination

Dead now. Committed suicide. Look down on the main page.

NSFW Link to Jenna's best flick

Remember, in porn the more famous you get the less farking you have to do.

When she was in her prime, she was THE hottest porn star on the planet. 

THE PLANET!!

illannoyin: NSFW Link to Jenna's best flick

Remember, in porn the more famous you get the less farking you have to do.

That's the era she was best during. Not boney, minimal plastic surgery (in comparisson to now). Asia Carrerra was pretty nice in that one too if I remember correctly.