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   Jenna Jameson ordered to pay $92,000 for stiffing movie theater goers

13 Nov 2012 07:34 PM   |   24867 clicks   |   Chicago Sun-Times
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quatchi    [TotalFark]  
Not with a ten foot pole, Subby.

Nope not touching that headline, no siree bub!

13 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
Mega Steve     
In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

13 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
MelGoesOnTour    [TotalFark]  
The "Hollywood Palms" cinema?!

Tell me not serious.

13 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
iheartscotch     
Meh; the movie isn't that good anyway.

13 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
ChubbyTiger     

quatchi: Not with a ten foot pole, Subby.

Nope not touching that headline, no siree bub!


I wouldn't even touch her with my two foot pole.

13 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
It's not clear how easily the damages can be collected from the actress

I can think of some ways...

13 Nov 2012 07:39 PM
zodar99     
And it's ironic because you wouldn't expect Jenna Jameson to stiff movie theater goers?

13 Nov 2012 07:39 PM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  

zodar99: And it's ironic because you wouldn't expect Jenna Jameson to stiff movie theater goers?


Have you seen her lately?

13 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
skinink     

Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn


Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".

13 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
MelGoesOnTour    [TotalFark]  
By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

13 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
Is the headline a penis joke?

/penis

13 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
great_tigers     

MelGoesOnTour: The "Hollywood Palms" cinema?!

Tell me not serious.


Better than "The Hairless Palms"

13 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

libranoelrose: Is the headline a penis joke?

/penis


Either that or a cadaver joke.

/cadaver

13 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
torr5962     
Her no-show left a big hole in the festivities.

13 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
Zombie DJ     
What a Fluff piece.

13 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     

MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?


She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.

13 Nov 2012 07:53 PM
cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  
Meh, Stormy Daniels was better..

13 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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Sued after not getting stiffed by her.
Waited and waited to touch her with his ... sized pole.

13 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.


GIS for Fischer-Price:

Link

13 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
Apos     
Jenna Jameson is still with us?

13 Nov 2012 07:58 PM
Omahawg     
what's wrong with you people? i can still fap to Ms. Jameson, in spite of her age and cosmetic difficulties. you're all just a bunch of haters!

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13 Nov 2012 08:00 PM
Tickle Mittens     

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".


good news, you can watch it for free on crackle.com.

13 Nov 2012 08:02 PM
My Yali or Yours     
I bet you Fred Willard threw a hissy fit.

13 Nov 2012 08:03 PM
cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  

My Yali or Yours: I bet you Fred Willard threw a hissy fit.


"Wha' hppened?!"

13 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
FourBlackBars    [TotalFark]  
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13 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Banned on the Run     
Faces of Porn

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/would still hit it all week and twice on Sunday

13 Nov 2012 08:15 PM
Cewley    [TotalFark]  
how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

13 Nov 2012 08:17 PM
JacksonBryan    [TotalFark]  

Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?


Joan Rivers...need I say more

13 Nov 2012 08:25 PM
KrispyKritter     
doubt any ticket buyer will be seeing refund coin. much like when government goes after some corporation that allegedly screwed the people, it seems the people getting screwed never get compensation.

13 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
Apos     

Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?



Before it turns into:

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you mean?

13 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
Buffet     

Banned on the Run: Faces of Porn

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/would still hit it all week and twice on Sunday


What's that "thing" at the bottom??

13 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
LOTN     

JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more


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/ this is now a catmantuesday thread

13 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
Comsamvimes     
Hey, Hollywood Palms! I've been there a few times, to see Raiders of the Lost Ark with Karen Allen being the guest, and Back to the Future with Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Claudia Wells, and James Tolkan. One of the theaters has a bunch of the set pieces from Legends of the Hidden Temple, including Olmec.

13 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
Matthew Keene     

Omahawg: what's wrong with you people? i can still fap to Ms. Jameson, in spite of her age and cosmetic difficulties. you're all just a bunch of haters!

[wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net image 450x300]


Why the picture of Jacko?

13 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
McGrits     

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.

GIS for Fischer-Price:

Link


Were Disney characters descended from lamprey eels? Those things are scary, doubly so in the contest of this thread.

13 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
mrlewish     
The real news is that porn theaters are still in existence.

13 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
ParadisePornoTheater     
That'll teach her not to snub a wholesome family friendly podunk backwater like Naperville so she can hang out with gossipmonger scum.

Go girl! Haters gonna hate!

13 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
ltdanman44     

LOTN: JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more

[i.imgur.com image 770x334]

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread


wtf is that abomination

13 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
fanbladesaresharp    [TotalFark]  

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".


Why should you? Porn is free on the interwebz. But you knew that.

sued after seeing video of her attending a birthday party in Hollywood for celebrity blogger Perez Hilton on one of those nights.

I'd sue too. Paris Hilton I might pay $1.99 for, but Perez? Oh hell naw.

13 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
Methinks subby has it backwards. Jenna is the stiffee, not the stiffer.

/gaddam that reads awful no matter how i try to word it.

13 Nov 2012 10:09 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
Good. I went to Erotica L.A. in like 2007 and she was suppose to show up. She didn't. Waited 2 hours in line too.

13 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
cowpun     
I watched this a few years back. Rather than being a porno, it's more of a hack exploitation thing. Random gratuitous nakey boobs, low rent blood'n'guts effects, etc.

And Jenna's acting is as stiff as her concrete boobs.

13 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
trappedspirit     
She's looking a bit rough in that picture. Maybe time to recycle.

13 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
poison_amy    [TotalFark]  

LOTN:

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread


You know, I never see "cat" when I see these people. What is cat-like about this? It's terrifying! The teeth, what ARE those things in the front?

13 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
saturn badger    [TotalFark]  

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".


I saw it for free on On Demand. Never quite got the concept where strippers would want to literally eat their customers. Seemed like a bad business decision.

13 Nov 2012 11:01 PM
stonelotus     
that's pretty shiatty of her to let down the fans who support her. she should go suck a bag of dicks.

13 Nov 2012 11:16 PM
saturn badger    [TotalFark]  

ltdanman44: wtf is that abomination


Dead now. Committed suicide. Look down on the main page.

13 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
illannoyin     
NSFW Link to Jenna's best flick

Remember, in porn the more famous you get the less farking you have to do.

14 Nov 2012 12:16 AM
Psycoholic_Slag     
When she was in her prime, she was THE hottest porn star on the planet. 

THE PLANET!!

14 Nov 2012 12:31 AM
GloomCookie613     

illannoyin: NSFW Link to Jenna's best flick

Remember, in porn the more famous you get the less farking you have to do.


That's the era she was best during. Not boney, minimal plastic surgery (in comparisson to now). Asia Carrerra was pretty nice in that one too if I remember correctly.

14 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
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