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   Man wants cows to mooove away from his horse feed, so he does what any Floridian would do: shoot them in the face

13 Nov 2012 07:07 PM   |   4488 clicks   |   WESH Orlando
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Krymson Tyde     
That's udder bullshiat.

13 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Oh, George... not the livestock...

13 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
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Shadow Blasko     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, George... not the livestock...


Turn out the lights.. We're done here

13 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
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13 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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"Oh, man... I shot bovine in the face..."

13 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
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Joelogon    [TotalFark]  
Security camera footage:

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Bonus -- Cop shoot cow:

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13 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
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quatchi     
To err is human, to moo bovine.

/Got nothing.

13 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Justin's got a gun
The horse fence has come undone.
Cow's munching, havin' fun
What did those poor cows do?
Justin's last IOU.

13 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
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Local_User     
Sometimes you just gotta' stand your ground, beef.

13 Nov 2012 07:13 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
He was just sick of their "eat mor chikin" agenda.

13 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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kxs401    [TotalFark]  
Did the cows have any Skittles?

13 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
Maybe the cow was Bossie.


TMLO


*golf clap*

13 Nov 2012 07:16 PM
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The_Original_Roxtar     
okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

13 Nov 2012 07:16 PM
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red5ish     
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13 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
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skinink     

"Where's the beef?"


"Ova n'er ma hoss feed!"


13 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
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davidphogan     

red5ish:


It's coming right at us!

13 Nov 2012 07:19 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Englebert Slaptyback: Maybe the cow was Bossie.


They were certainly flanked by the gunman.


Englebert Slaptyback: *golf clap*


*tips hat*

Cheers!

13 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
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Pinhead Patriot     
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13 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
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treecologist     
www.wesh.com

Get arrested in Florida, and we'll give you a haircut?

13 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
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B.L.Z. Bub     
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And when shooting them doesn't work...

13 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Shooting a cow in the face because you want it to back off?

A little bit subtle, don't you think?

Cows are dumb. Imagine a brick. Now half it's IQ. Dumb as half a brick. That's a cow for you.

They're not atuned to nuance like us humans.

13 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I think that should be "halve its IQ" but if you're going to imagine the IQ of a brick, you might as well imagine the IQ of half a brick and have done with. Mea culpa, with a grammatical quibble.

13 Nov 2012 07:58 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Florida. Where stupid goes to die.

I think we may allow ourselves the use of the adverb "literally" in this case.

13 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
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tetsoushima     

treecologist: [www.wesh.com image 636x476]

Get arrested in Florida, and we'll give you a haircut?


Lol

13 Nov 2012 08:00 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


They were certainly flanked by the gunman.


After the cows fell over, they were ground beef.


Hyuk!

13 Nov 2012 08:13 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     

brantgoose: I think that should be "halve its IQ" but if you're going to imagine the IQ of a brick, you might as well imagine the IQ of half a brick and have done with. Mea culpa, with a grammatical quibble.


donald_sutherland_body_snatchers.jpg

13 Nov 2012 08:16 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
Cows. You can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em.

Wait. You can.

Never mind.

13 Nov 2012 08:17 PM
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bump     
"It's a tragedy people have to shoot horses in the face, they're beautiful animals. You ever take a peek at a cow or a pig? They're ugly. We're doing them a favor by shootin 'em . Saves 'em the agony of looking at their reflections in the trough every morning. But a horse, that's a noble beast. Why, in the cavalry, a man's steed was his best friend, a real companion. Where do people get off making target practice out of them? Too much killing in this world, too much death. No respect for people, for tradition, for life. The whole world is spinning down the tubes and nobody even seems to notice. I don't know, I..."

13 Nov 2012 08:21 PM
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B.L.Z. Bub     

bump: "It's a tragedy people have to shoot horses in the face, they're beautiful animals. You ever take a peek at a cow or a pig? They're ugly. We're doing them a favor by shootin 'em . Saves 'em the agony of looking at their reflections in the trough every morning. But a horse, that's a noble beast. Why, in the cavalry, a man's steed was his best friend, a real companion. Where do people get off making target practice out of them? Too much killing in this world, too much death. No respect for people, for tradition, for life. The whole world is spinning down the tubes and nobody even seems to notice. I don't know, I..."


Horse hockey!

13 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
mom and dad must be so proud, knowing their son is more stupid than livestock. that boy should be put down for the good of all involved.

13 Nov 2012 08:59 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

13 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
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Contrabulous Flabtraption    [TotalFark]  
You selected bovicide. If you know the name of the steer or hefer bring murdered, press 1

13 Nov 2012 09:10 PM
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amishkarl     

The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to


Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.

13 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
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ArmednHammered    [TotalFark]  

brantgoose: I think that should be "halve its IQ" but if you're going to imagine the IQ of a brick, you might as well imagine the IQ of half a brick and have done with. Mea culpa, with a grammatical quibble.


Don't halve a cow man! ;-)
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13 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
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SuperDuper28     
The animals returned their owner, however, bleeding profusely

Well, they were holding their owner hostage apparently and this guy was just doing what and civic would do and present a hail of gunfire to free him


/aslo came for the haircut thing

13 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
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The_Original_Roxtar     

amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.


you're still responsible for the damage caused by your livestock.

13 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
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phrenicmonkey     
Hey, he clearly and politely asked them three times to leave before he opened fire.

13 Nov 2012 10:38 PM
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amishkarl     

The_Original_Roxtar: amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.

you're still responsible for the damage caused by your livestock.


I wouldn't be sure of that. If the damage to your property results from your own negligence at fence maintenance, it becomes something of a tossup as to who gets the blame.I think it would depend on the jurisdiction you were in.

/IANAL
//just a farmer

13 Nov 2012 10:53 PM
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MyToeHurts     
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13 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
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gibbon1     

amishkarl: I wouldn't be sure of that. If the damage to your property results from your own negligence at fence maintenance, it becomes something of a tossup as to who gets the blame.I think it would depend on the jurisdiction you were in.


On the other hand, having minor dealings with Ranchers, though cows are born and bred for slaughter, mess with a ranchers cows and he be mad.

13 Nov 2012 11:00 PM
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LiberalConservative     

Hector Remarkable: If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.


Damn right they would. The farkers have snuck up on me a few times while out in the bush. MOOOOO! right behind you at 3m certainly wakes you up just in time to start playing "run around the shrub" with them. I never carry a gun though.

13 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
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Shadowtag     

Hector Remarkable: If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.


I drink profusely and spend most of my time here. That cow would starve.

14 Nov 2012 01:35 AM
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brerrabbit    [TotalFark]  

amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.

you're still responsible for the damage caused by your livestock.

I wouldn't be sure of that. If the damage to your property results from your own negligence at fence maintenance, it becomes something of a tossup as to who gets the blame.I think it would depend on the jurisdiction you were in.

/IANAL
//just a farmer


Here, it's the responsibility of the one with livestock.

14 Nov 2012 03:01 AM
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14 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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