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   Nicole Kidman was shocked by Tom and Katie's divorce, at least we think she was shocked. Maybe she was sad, or it could have been amused too. Impossible to tell, her face doesn't freaking move

13 Nov 2012 07:06 PM   |   9725 clicks   |   CBS News
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
To be more accurate, subby, the article says that Nicole Kidman was shocked by HER divorce from Tom Cruise: "It took me a very long time to heal... It was a shock to my system."

That said, she was really good (and actually emotive) in Rabbit Hole.

13 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
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hammettman     
I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.

13 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
her face doesn't freaking move

fap

13 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
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skinink     
She looks so trashily hot in "Paperboy".

13 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
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JasonThomasX     

skinink: She looks so trashily hot in "Paperboy".


Note to Self: Watch "Paperboy"

13 Nov 2012 07:21 PM
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ParadisePornoTheater     
Somewhere out there, some fat gal will still moo out another "Awww, poor hon! She still loves him!!"

/not me

13 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
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docbenspock     
I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".

13 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
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four95     
I'm not interested in her face moving as long as everything else moves they way it's supposed to.

13 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
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ChubbyTiger     

hammettman: I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.


Yeah, I'm sure that he was often present for her orgasms.

13 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
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Tsar_Bomba1     
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I'm sure the church of $cientology was happy with this interview...

13 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
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beta_plus     
Botox is a hell of a drug.

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13 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
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OscarTamerz     
Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.

13 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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13 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
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bentleypm     
Headline would be funnier without last sentence.

13 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
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Apos     
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is clearly shocked at Nicole Kidman's shock.

13 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
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Omahawg     
she needs to pee in more of her movies

13 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
Because of what beta_plus did, I am posting this, to remind us of better times.


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13 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
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Sique     

hammettman: I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.


s12.postimage.org

13 Nov 2012 08:27 PM
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Huggermugger    [TotalFark]  
One problem with redheads is that they have very delicate skin, and it's exceptionally thin when they are gaunt. Since a "skin care" facials among the rich and showbiz involve a lot of skin peels and lasers and such, Nicole's skin is now paper-thin.

13 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
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Galileo's Daughter     

OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.


At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.

13 Nov 2012 08:33 PM
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Omahawg     

Huggermugger: One problem with redheads is that they have very delicate skin, and it's exceptionally thin when they are gaunt. Since a "skin care" facials among the rich and showbiz involve a lot of skin peels and lasers and such, Nicole's skin is now paper-thin.


so what you're saying is is that I should give Ms. Kidman a facial instead of hollyweird butchers?

i'm okay with that.

13 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
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Mike Chewbacca     

Galileo's Daughter: OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.


Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.

13 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
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StinkyFiddlewinks     
It moved a lot in BMX Bandits!

13 Nov 2012 08:47 PM
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HumanBeingsSuck     
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy, just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise Crazy too!

13 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
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ZMugg     

beta_plus: Botox is a hell of a drug.

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Did you accidentally link to a picture of Bettie Davis?

13 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
Yes, there was a time that I would have banged her like a jackhammer in asphalt. Now, a few beers later maybe.

13 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
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the801     
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contemplating the depths of her feelings for this man, or being brutally raped?

also, she was awesome in that movie.

13 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
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DrunkenBob     

Mike Chewbacca: Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.


Cruise is a devout Taoist. By 33, a woman's run out of useful jing. You kindly free them into the wild and get a more youthful woman to siphon from and grant you nigh immortality. Look how youthful Cruise looks even though he's 50. That all thanks to resting your erection inside a barely legal waif for at least 30 minutes a day.

13 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
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maggoo     

docbenspock: I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".


Yeah, their thetans start to become saggy.

13 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
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Nem Wan     
Does this mean I have to watch Eyes Wide Shut again?

13 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
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Alleyoop     
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13 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
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Apos     

Nem Wan: Does this mean I have to watch Eyes Wide Shut again?


Only if there's a masochistic itch you have to scratch.

13 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
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ltdanman44     
Look!!! I have no wrinkles!

www.infomercial-hell.com


You also have no expression!

13 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
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Otto's_Jacket     

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Whoa, that was random...



/I still like that CD

13 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
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bitsy_boffin     

13 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
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Galileo's Daughter     

Mike Chewbacca: Galileo's Daughter:

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.

Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.


Not sure if serious or trolling, but miscarriages aren't anyone's "fault." Having read Andrew Morton's biography of Cruise, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he ever came out of the closet (or at least admitted he was bisexual). Or even married David Miscavige in a wedding officiated by Perez Hilton.

13 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
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tekmo     

martid4: Yes, there was a time that I would have banged her like a jackhammer in asphalt. Now, a few beers later maybe.


Nicole Kidman wouldn't fark you with your dick.

/who could blame her?

13 Nov 2012 10:29 PM
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beta_plus     

ZMugg: beta_plus: Botox is a hell of a drug.

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Did you accidentally link to a picture of Bettie Davis?


You are going to hell and I'm laughing on the trip with you.

/aisle seat, kosher meal, please

13 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

maggoo: docbenspock: I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".

Yeah, their thetans start to become saggy.


You sure "thetans" doesn't mean "stops looking like an adolescent boy"?

13 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
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Your Average Witty Fark User     

Tsar_Bomba1: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x337]

I'm sure the church of $cientology was happy with this interview...


She's hot. Like, GOD DAMN hot.

13 Nov 2012 10:53 PM
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cryinoutloud     

OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.


I heard somewhere that the two adopted kids have been brainwashed by Scientology, and won't have anything to do with Nicole now that she's a suppressive person. But remember when they loved katie, because she came into the church? I bet they never talk to her again either, even though she was like a mother to them for a while.

And why do all Tom's women keep their mouths shut about anything having to do with the relationship and the Scientologists? Does he just pay them, or are they afraid?

13 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
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douchebag/hater     
NS, subby.

The other day she was on cable in a movie 3-4 years old and her freaking face did...Not...MOVE!!!
It was sad, really, what she will do to avoid wrinkles.

13 Nov 2012 11:29 PM
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RoyHobbs22     

douchebag/hater: NS, subby.

The other day she was on cable in a movie 3-4 years old and her freaking face did...Not...MOVE!!!
It was sad, really, what she will do to avoid wrinkles.


I got just the thing for her face, if you know what I am getting at . . .

13 Nov 2012 11:35 PM
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ladyfortuna     
Re: Tom: "I was totally smitten -- I fell madly, passionately in love," she continued, noting how they lived in a "bubble" and were "very dependent" on each other."

Re: Urban: "My life changed," she said about meeting Urban. "He is a wonderful, caring man and he makes me feel secure. We don't ever like to be separated."

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

14 Nov 2012 12:59 AM
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White_Scarf_Syndrome     
Dead Calm was a damn good flick.

those shorts.

14 Nov 2012 01:04 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Otto's_Jacket: Whoa, that was random...


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14 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
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Otto's_Jacket     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Otto's_Jacket: Whoa, that was random...

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Ah, carry on then. Thanks for reminding me to get that CD out of a box in the basement, btw.

14 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
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ng2810     
I'd still rather go for her sister.

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14 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
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sexorcisst     
I'd love to give her a shocker.

14 Nov 2012 04:18 AM
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H31N0US     

Galileo's Daughter: ...miscarriages aren't anyone's "fault."


Isn't that the whole "shutting things down" thing that's recently come to light in the scientific literature?

14 Nov 2012 05:58 AM
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