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13 Nov 2012 10:34 PM   |   19970 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
No mention of Branson, Missouri?

That's going to be one downbeat apocalypse, lemmetellya.

13 Nov 2012 08:23 PM
gremlin1    [TotalFark]  
no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate

13 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

gremlin1: no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate


Do our credit cards even work there?

13 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
gremlin1    [TotalFark]  

AlwaysRightBoy: gremlin1: no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate

Do our credit cards even work there?


It's the end of the world they're not going to take credit. It would probably need to be precious metals or gem stones.

13 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

gremlin1: AlwaysRightBoy: gremlin1: no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate

Do our credit cards even work there?

It's the end of the world they're not going to take credit. It would probably need to be precious metals or gem stones.


My wife. Take my wife!

/sorry honey

13 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism    [TotalFark]  
No mentions for Boulder, Colorado or Las Vegas, Nevada?

13 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'd prefer a nuclear submarine thanks.

13 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
funkonomics     
An underground German organ doesn't sound much better than the apocalypse.

13 Nov 2012 10:38 PM
fredbox     

gremlin1: no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate


Colorado Springs? No thanks, I'll take the eschaton.

13 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
The wikileaks shelter looked like the best bond-villain/spectre outfit. The Maldives one looked the nicest. None of them looked like McAfee's Belize.

13 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
had98c     
I remember a while back reading that based on high value targets and nuclear arsenal, Tierra del Fuego was the last place on Earth nuclear fallout would accumulate. So I'm heading there for the end of the world. Of course the target priorities may have changed, but whatever.

13 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
Mirthman     
no photoshop of the wall paper @ #1?

/really?
//must be busy tonight, rearranging sock drawer or washing hair

13 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
RogermcAllen     

NewportBarGuy: I'd prefer a nuclear submarine thanks.


I feel like nuclear carrier is the way to go.

13 Nov 2012 10:42 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

JasonOfOrillia: The wikileaks shelter looked like the best bond-villain/spectre outfit. The Maldives one looked the nicest. None of them looked like McAfee's Belize.


That's pretty good. Does it come with a team of leather-clad female ninjas for male residents, and a cadre of black-uniformed male Spec Ops types for us women?

13 Nov 2012 10:43 PM
DenisVengeance     
CSB: Even though I knew it was bullshiat, when Y2K was approaching I booked a New Year's trip to Costa Rica. I figured if the shiat was gonna hit the fan I wanted to be on a warm beach until things got back to normal.

13 Nov 2012 10:43 PM
Amos Quito     
Screw all these underground bunkers.

If it's the end of the world, I want comfy spot with a great panoramic view and a nice variety of refreshments.

13 Nov 2012 10:47 PM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  
Good to see Wikileaks' funders are providing Assange with luxury living.

13 Nov 2012 10:47 PM
skullkrusher     
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13 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
whatshisname     
I think I'd hide out in some jungle far from the major cities of countries that tend to piss people off.

13 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
crabsno termites     
There was an Englishman in the late '30's who was certain that a world war was about to begin and decided to move to the safest place he could find. After much research, he did in fact move. To Guadalcanal.

/Never heard from again.

13 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: JasonOfOrillia: The wikileaks shelter looked like the best bond-villain/spectre outfit. The Maldives one looked the nicest. None of them looked like McAfee's Belize.

That's pretty good. Does it come with a team of leather-clad female ninjas for male residents, and a cadre of black-uniformed male Spec Ops types for us women?


Do you want your own team of female ninjas or are you willing to share? If you want your own you might be out of luck. Especially if you aren't Carlos Slim.

13 Nov 2012 10:52 PM
mongbiohazard     
11. Anywhere in Switzerland.

13 Nov 2012 10:55 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

mongbiohazard: 11. Anywhere in Switzerland.


Only if you are a citizen

13 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
Shadow Blasko     
I think the best places to ride out the end of the world are probably pretty well-kept secrets that you will not find online.

13 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  

DenisVengeance: CSB: Even though I knew it was bullshiat, when Y2K was approaching I booked a New Year's trip to Costa Rica. I figured if the shiat was gonna hit the fan I wanted to be on a warm beach until things got back to normal.


The boyfriend and I are gonna spend the end of days at the omni hotel in the city. Just lock ourselves up, order room service and have fun. If we're gonna die, we're gonna show them Mayans our BIDNESS.

13 Nov 2012 11:00 PM
Znuh     
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/Tho I could dig hanging out in Megaton. I got a swingin' pad there...
//Nuka-cola too

13 Nov 2012 11:00 PM
HempHead     
Tristan is completely out of the line of fire.
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13 Nov 2012 11:04 PM
crab66     

RogermcAllen: NewportBarGuy: I'd prefer a nuclear submarine thanks.

I feel like nuclear carrier is the way to go.


Being on the surface is bad.


And carriers a likely some of the first targets in a nuclear war. Wherever they are.

13 Nov 2012 11:08 PM
FloydA    [TotalFark]  
I'll be honest. If the real "end of the world" is coming, all I am really going to want is a place with a bar and a good view. I don't want to survive that. Just get me nice and numb before the 500 MPH burning winds strip the flesh from my bones and leave nothing but a shadow on the wall.

13 Nov 2012 11:11 PM
Sbdolan     
The Green Briar is pretty nice. Completely unassuming if you don't know what is below ground. I have family that lives very close, nice place to go for lunch

13 Nov 2012 11:11 PM
Farxist Marxist    [TotalFark]  
Taking cover in a bunker while the state/country around you is fused into glass doesn't sound like survival - more like death row without an easy way out. South Pacific/Atlantic seems a bit better. At least you can enjoy spectacular sunsets as the radioactive dust clouds approach.

13 Nov 2012 11:15 PM
tinyarena     
Dixia Cheng, Beijing's Underground City?
Show-offs

13 Nov 2012 11:17 PM
Skyfrog     
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Yeah or you could just move close to a primary target and not worry about it.

13 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
Well now that these places are on the list, they're going to be just too popular.

What I'm saying is I'm an apocalhipster.

13 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
the_rev    [TotalFark]  
When my girl and I realized we were already planning to be together on the final day, we just sort of looked at each other, shrugged, and both said "you know, I am ok with that."

13 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
pheelix     

crab66: RogermcAllen: NewportBarGuy: I'd prefer a nuclear submarine thanks.

I feel like nuclear carrier is the way to go.

Being on the surface is bad.


And carriers a likely some of the first targets in a nuclear war. Wherever they are.


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Super-Orion. With all the nukes going off everywhere else, a little extra fallout and EMP isn't going to matter anyway. Payload's big enough to establish a small colony for you and your friends on the moon or Mars.

13 Nov 2012 11:22 PM
Eddie Ate Dynamite     

cookiefleck: order room service


Hmm. Unless you plan on getting information most other people won't, you may want to re-think your cunning plan.

13 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
frymeupasteak     
cincinnati. it'll take ten years for the end to catch up.

13 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
Anthracite     

gremlin1: AlwaysRightBoy: gremlin1: no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate

Do our credit cards even work there?

It's the end of the world they're not going to take credit. It would probably need to be precious metals or gem stones.


lol nope Whiskey my friend....

13 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
crabsno termites     

Anthracite: gremlin1: AlwaysRightBoy: gremlin1: no Cheyenne Mountain ?
We could always go thru the stargate

Do our credit cards even work there?

It's the end of the world they're not going to take credit. It would probably need to be precious metals or gem stones.

lol nope Whiskey my friend....


Cheap handguns. "By the way, you'll need some ammo for that. Or, you could just give the gun back to me and GTFO".

13 Nov 2012 11:27 PM
cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  

Eddie Ate Dynamite: cookiefleck: order room service

Hmm. Unless you plan on getting information most other people won't, you may want to re-think your cunning plan.


You know not everyone believes this right? And business will go about as usual on the days leading up and on that day? I've only heard "internet" people really take this seriously.

13 Nov 2012 11:27 PM
Znuh     
And not for nothing, but welcome to being a kid in the 70s and 80s. You left for school every day wondering if the bomb was going to be dropped. Forget nice awesome places to hide out; you were shown where your local Fallout shelters were.

That's not me farking with you, Gen X grew up thinking today could be your last day.

/Probably why I love playing Fallout
//All that stress growing up, and now the world is your playground
///Your mutant infested, faction-riddled playground

13 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
aninconvenienterection     

whatshisname: I think I'd hide out in some jungle far from the major cities of countries that tend to piss people off.


only to be eaten by the fauna or aboriginal locals

/ah, the irony
//or is it?

13 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
steamingpile     

DenisVengeance: CSB: Even though I knew it was bullshiat, when Y2K was approaching I booked a New Year's trip to Costa Rica. I figured if the shiat was gonna hit the fan I wanted to be on a warm beach until things got back to normal.


We were going to be in Paris for December 21st this year but after hearing bullshiat we are just going to the mountains and took a trip to NY two weeks ago before the storm.

The mountain trip was my idea, since we have a stockspiled farm built into the side of a hill with a passage to cave. Screw all these well known places, they are the first place everyone will go.

13 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
illannoyin     
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Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.


/I remember when the world was going to end back in the 70's.
//Same shiat, different decade

13 Nov 2012 11:33 PM
the_rev    [TotalFark]  
I am going to be exactly where I want to be. I can't think of a better plan.

13 Nov 2012 11:38 PM
Jedekai     
Ahh... Elizabeth Clare Prophet.

Another one of those, "You have no idea how weird Montana is..." locations/people.

13 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
Eps05     
Anytime someone mentions the end of the world, they talk about "survival". What part of THE END they don't understand? If people survive, then it's not the end. Only a major inconvenience.

13 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
DownDaRiver     
I'm going to be in bed with Subby's Mom.
Course, it will be pretty crowded at first.

13 Nov 2012 11:44 PM
Buffet     
I'll watch from the Enterprise.

13 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
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