(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Washington State woman beats boyfriend with a marijuana bong. And so it begins

13 Nov 2012 08:52 PM   |   5707 clicks   |   KIRO TV
Showing 1-50 of 76 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
GGracie     
FTFA "The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking."

If they had been using the bong to smoke some Northern Lights this never would have happened!

13 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
Chabash     
Drinking could mean drinking the bong water...

13 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
myusernameisariddle     
This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.

13 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
elffster     
A bong made of the demon weed?

Fascinating...

13 Nov 2012 08:55 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
"What do you have to hit it with to make it go 'bong'?"

- Tootie learning a valuable lesson on a very special TFOL episode

Apparently the answer is "your boyfriend's skull". Who woulda guessed?

/taking the good and taking the bad

13 Nov 2012 08:55 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Must have been the El Ka model

13 Nov 2012 08:55 PM
Apos     
Her dealer beau must have offered her some bad kush.

13 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Another crazed Republican attack because Obama won?

Women are such religious fanatics.

13 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.

13 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
MFAWG     
Jeff Spiccoli approves

13 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
A Shambling Mound     
For the last time: her name is not Skip.

13 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
QCB79     
Begun the bong wars have

13 Nov 2012 09:01 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
She settled his hash.

13 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
Well, did the bong break?

13 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
Glass Parking Lot Attendant     
They were drinking...but not smoking from the bong. Well all righty then. Nothing to see here, move along.

13 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
Bronson Gigabit     
This is the first recorded marijuana overdose since Obama made drugs legal. Hope you are all happy.

13 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
ZMugg     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Must have been the El Ka model


3.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size


Sees what you did there.

13 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
nmemkha     

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


Like most of the general population

13 Nov 2012 09:10 PM
boog     
Another act of drug-related violence.

13 Nov 2012 09:11 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

woman beats boyfriend with a marijuana bong


Hookahs and blows?

13 Nov 2012 09:14 PM
KrispyKritter     

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


and what is your excuse, reading comprehension failmeister?

13 Nov 2012 09:14 PM
AeAe     

CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?


Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.

13 Nov 2012 09:15 PM
Erix     
1.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size


Maybe she thought he was a zombie.

13 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
demaL-demaL-yeH    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.


According to TFA, alcohol was involved.

13 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

AeAe: CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?

Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.


Shows what you know... or you just didn't try hard enough.

13 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
BullBearMS     
Stand your bong.

13 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
bratface     
I'm disappointed, where's the 'line' "A helpful picture of what a bong looks like"?

13 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
nmemkha     
myblogguest.comView Full Size

13 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
Can't we all just get a bong?

13 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
AeAe     

CapeFearCadaver: AeAe: CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?

Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.

Shows what you know... or you just didn't try hard enough.


"beating" someone with a bong is like beating them with a martini glass..

Unless it's a Roor. They use thick glass but that shiat's expensive. and the downstem will just snap right off..

Don't ask me how I know.

13 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
uber humper     

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


it also proved bongs are multifunctional.

13 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
AbbeySomeone     
Not bothering to read TFA. They were drunk and marijuana bong is redundant foxnewsfearmongeringmitter.

13 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
Sounds like another typical case of refer madness.

13 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
Badgers     
i.imgur.comView Full Size


/What the glob?

13 Nov 2012 09:31 PM
Bearwhale     

AverageAmericanGuy: So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.


From the article:

The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Wap waaap waaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooo.

13 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Badgers: i.imgur.com

/What the glob?



Here, the Ice King will be played by Bryan Cranston.

13 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
StrangeQ     

GGracie: FTFA "The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking."

If they had been using the bong to smoke some Northern Lights this never would have happened!


Over in one.

Bearwhale: AverageAmericanGuy: So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.

From the article:

The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Wap waaap waaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooo.


I prefer Link

13 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

AeAe: Don't ask me how I know.


So you DID try.... still don't think you tried hard enough.

Or you were trying at beating someone with an inferior product. Glass blown is much better for the whack effect.

/light'n up, dude

13 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
There's all kinds of 'em
img96.imageshack.usView Full Size

(Not a headshop)

13 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
Badgers     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Badgers: i.imgur.com

/What the glob?


Here, the Ice King will be played by Bryan Cranston.


Only if Aaron Paul plays Gunther.

/mweh mweh, beatch

13 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
Mikeyworld     
What goes with pot and rings like a bell?

BONG!

13 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Badgers: Only if Aaron Paul plays Gunther.

/mweh mweh, beatch


All the Oscars.

All of them.

"GUNTHER, YOU IMBECILE!"

13 Nov 2012 09:50 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid     
Good old B'ham. I earned a degree in marijuana at Western.

13 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
Mikeyworld     

Day_Old_Dutchie: There's all kinds of 'em

(Not a headshop)


farm7.staticflickr.comView Full Size
 

They're everywhere!

13 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
hammettman    [TotalFark]  
Now that the ganja is legal the state needs to draw up some regulations on bongs. The money received from taxing the weed can put a whole department of bureaucrats to work cooking up and enforcing regulations. Something like: they can't be made of hard material, must be flexible and bend when smashed over the typical human skull. This would never have happened with proper government oversight.

/your stoner dollars at work

13 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
fanbladesaresharp     

AeAe: CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?

Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.


Bullshiat. I've toked out of ones 4 feet tall. Piss off a woman after a night of tequila with her girlfriends and you might get killed with it, thus tonight's Fark story.

13 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
signaljammer     
Col Richard is probably the most famous Bong.

13 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
way south     
I'm gonna call it again: every crime that makes the news will be a marijuana related crime until the government gives up on the referendums.

13 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
signaljammer     
And, so far as I know, in Japan at least, he always had a carburetor.

13 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
DaCaptain19     
Bongs don't kill people, people who don't smoke bongs kill people.

13 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
Showing 1-50 of 76 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined